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SUMMER CLASSIC ‘18 MAGAZINE VOL. 1
INTRO
What’s good Netcees?! We’re fuckin back with the annual and possibly biggest tourney of the year, Summer Classic ‘18! Sign ups filled up FAST! The thread was literally up for 3-4 days and got 32 battlers signing up! This is just the intro and boy do we have a classic first week for this Summer Classic! Matches will definitely live up to the name along with a $50 cash prize in the line with the contributer being @Killing Spree. Salute bro. With no further ado, I present to you all, the Pre Mag. - Cred Words from the biggest text legend on this site @Hush As I take the time to type this I realize the summer classic used to be a big fucking deal. The super bowl or Stanley cup of this shit... this is for all the marbles. Because what else should we do with the nicest part of the year but write hurtful man poems to each other. Legends have been made and legacy’s have been cemented in this the pinnacle of all tourneys. Fraud votes , biting , and all other levels of fuckery and cheating have been employed in an attempt to win the biggest battle tournemant in txt history lol . That was a bit much... but anyway. Niggas putting money up , which motivates the pen and the pussy of y’all niggas so let’s try to play fair. SC BATTLER PROFILES Done by the boy @Amen 1. Ghost1 Aka Bags - this nigga. I'm not sure if people vote for him out of fear of being neg-nuked or what but he's always been trash to me. And that isn't even being biased at all. I don't dislike the clown like he dislikes me. Sometimes he can drop humorous rants, screaming and carrying on in all CAPS but that's about it. He's a red-neck nerd who thinks Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is a "City". No nigga, just because documents ask what CITY and state you are from doesn't make your shitty ass town a City, faggot. But with all seriousness, his style's basic. Just your typical gore'ish execution with some type of verbal threat regarding decapitation or shitting down your throat or shooting you with something he's never held in his life. He's scheduled to face off with Barcotic round 1? which should be interesting. Wording - Usually crisp, but his concepts are fairly basic so there's that. Creativity - Not really. Executions - Hit or miss. Depends. Concepts - Same as above... 2. Killing Spree AKA IL-EE. Killing Spree when he's not drunk and dropping wack shit is actually fairly decent conceptually. He always has decent to dope concepts and is very creative but executing/wording them is where he tends to struggle. He's fairly consistent (WHEN HE SHOWS) bar for bar. It's rare you going to have that roller coaster effect with him. He's either going to drop and be consistently wack or drop and be consistently decent. Lately, he's been dropping Barcotic type word plays but I do not fault him for that. He's a Mass-Hole who I think lives just outside of Boston, if not in Boston so you can just imagine how he sounds, right? A more talented version of Joe Boston. A lot of high profile usernames in this tournament, and if he can remain focused - he'll most likely survive in to the later rounds. Don't see him champing, unless he can get a grip on his wording and executions. Wording - Very rocky and inconsistent. Creativity - Average as far as creativity goes. Executions - Hit or miss. It depends how simple his concept was. If it's more or so on the complex side - he struggles. Concepts - He's got pretty good ones for the most part. 3. Innovator AKA beta faggotor. Inno's a man poem writer. Not so much a battler but has been attempting to throw down in the battle leagues, NBL, BAL and now this. Does he stand a chance? With effort, persistence and consistency - anyone can champ but not him. He's just not the battler type. His style reeks of emotions that just doesn't transition well on the battle side of things. I can see him being knocked out round 1, if his opponent shows up - who ever that may be. Wording - Average but then again, his concepts are dumb simple. Creativity - I'm sure very, considering he can write a 60 bar poem about a picture of an apple sitting on a table with a fly on the stem. Executions - Weak. He's not a battler. Concepts - Same as above... 4. Destroyer Oh lord. This guy. And people thought I complained? Well 1 person thought I was complaining about 1-2 when I was clearly just suggesting things to make their league better but that's besides the point. Boy does Destroyer have a reputation of CRYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. I can't imagine the amount of excuses he brings up when his boss decides to stop in and view his monthly goals & numbers from prior months. Hopefully he's smashing them. Destroyer is one of netcees home grown battlers. I mean he's older then everyone but the community have adopted him and developed an average battler who has the ego of an elite. He still remains 0-2 against me, so yea... I'm sure he'll respond to that with some slick shit but seriously bro, you have 2 L's to me - facts. Not much to say other then let it rock and admit the defeats rather then allow them to hang over your old head. Back on topic, Destroyer's pretty decent when pic battling. Probably the most effective verses I've seen from him. As far as regular battling, he's fairly wack to me... He attempts these witty/complex type of concepts with weird executions which most of the time fall flat for me... Don't know how far he'll make it but I'm sure he can defeat a few names signed in and if he doesn't the world will know about it. Wording - When picture battling great when dropping normal verses ok. Creativity - Very, however goes overboard at times. Executions - Hit or miss. Hits when it makes sense and of course a miss when it doesn't. Concepts - Same as above... 5. BodySnatcher This dude's elevating with every drop. From the old long bar style, he's transitioning well. I've noticed his attempts at double punching. I've chatted with this guy a few times regarding his style. What I enjoy mostly about him is his level of creativity. But sometimes creativity can be a catch-22 and I think this is Body's main issue. He tends to be overly creative to where the punch isn't executed clearly or left open to where google's needed to put the pieces together. That's where he loses himself. I think if he'd dumb down the creativity a bit and focused on wording his bars as harshly as possible - it will help him execute his concepts. I can see BS making a run in this tourney. IN order to be considered ELITE, which I do recall a thread raising this same question - this is the type of Tourney he needs to have under his belt or on his resume to contend with "top tier" status. There are definitely some TOP TIER battlers signed in so he'd present a good argument should he champ this. Wording - There's room for improvement but he's getting there with each week. He can be wordy at times. Creativity - Shows promise thus far. When not trying tp butcher names and pick and choose what letters out of a name he's going to use for a play lol. Executions - Hit or miss. It depends on the type of concept he's going for. Concepts - Conceptually average. If he'd expand that outside of street bullshit and gun bars - I think he'd be ok. 6. Incredible INC - the BAL mod. This dudes average. He can drop a bar here and there but that seems to be his limit. I don't believe I've seen a verse or punch for that matter where he "WOW'd" me. He's got a style very similar to BodySnatcher just not as creative. He's more or so on the basic side of punches/concepts. His style would be great in a face to face platform - not so much text league format where there are fundamentals formulas utilized in order to be successful. It's just knowing which foundation you are going to adapt to and run with or try and make your own. Unfortunately - I don't seem him making it outside of round 1, unless his opposition no shows. Wording - Hot or miss, depending on how basic and simple his bar is, I guess. Creativity - He shows promise however his route of executions typically are light.. Executions - Fairly light. IMO - come off as statement'ish with no type of insult. Concepts - More or so on the basic side... 7. Cashius Most overrated text battler YTD - Year to Date for those of you unemployed fuckheads who don't understand basic business acronyms. Dude CAN drop SOME FIRE, tho. I can't hate on that. He's mad consistent as well. I think what keeps him in contention is the fact his use of personals and crisp wording/executions. TO ME: he's not that creative as far as wit as he keeps his punches more or so on the basic side but they are personals and worded harshly. The amount of personals that could be used on him are a unicorn. I mean, all the community knows about the guy is, he lives in AMISHVILLE, PA and I believe studies law with aspirations of becoming an attorney or is an attorney, something along those lines. I mean, how many times can them concepts be flipped, you know? So that's why I think he's always in contention. I do believe he won last years Summer Classic? Don't recall. If so, he's a returning champ and the user name to take out of the tourney as soon as possible or else he'll win it all via voters season dick rider passes. Wording - Long winded but wording is usually good. Creativity - Not so much - depends on the personal, I guess. Executions - Pretty dope & effective. Concepts - Eh, I think conceptually he's average depending on the type of dirt he has on his opponent. That's a major factor. 8. Blue Bayou Blue's an old school vet from the TEXT BATTLE GLORY DAYS man still doing his thing. Probably one of the few I enjoy still reading man, so props to him. He's creative as fuck and is one of the few besides Allen Knight that can pull off back to back WP bars. I think Blue's in contention to win it all, should he remain focused. He's competing in a lot of stuff here, so not exactly sure how effective or focused he's going to be. But more or so, he's got a very unique style. executing WP's are his specialty for sure with creative and witty twist. I haven't really seen him take a personal approach so I can't speak on that but based off his wording and executions - I'm sure he's just as nasty. He's dropped a few duds here and there and IMO has been robbed a few times but that's neither here nor there. It's NC where preference is either street gun bars or witty & creativity - you either like one and hate the other or both. He's another one that you dudes need to focus on removing in the earlier rounds. Wording - Usually crisp, nice and concise. Creativity - Very and witty. Executions - Are fairly good the majority of the time. Concepts - Same as above... 9. bleak Lol, this father fucker man... I was fooled. I legit thought this entire time bleak's existed he was someone else. That someone being Clayton. Like My mind was BLOWN when @Mediocrity posted a picture - like TWIN BROTHERS, Jesus Christ. I'm still dead at this dude saying he's 6 foot tho, WHEN he clearly was an inch shorter then his rolly poly aunt in that one picture he dropped for a picture battle against faggot no showing @Knucklehead. IN regards to text - bleak has improved tho, I can't lie. He's currently winning the 1-2 Champ match - so props on that, my guy. I can see him being motivated to drop some bars in this tourney. He's currently on that untouchable ego we've all had at one point or another in our earlier careers as text battlers. Hopefully he can back that ego up textually. Wording - Struggles but improving. Creativity - Somewhat, however goes overboard at times. Executions - Needs improvement. Concepts - Has them, he just fails to execute them in a harsh manner. 10. Defiant A faggot no shower who's only talent at this point is no showing. He's great at it. 11. Allen Knight My nigga AK. Hasn't dropped in much as of late but doesn't mean he isn't going to some how or some way find a way to decapitate your childs head and feed it to your little yorkie while fucking your mother in the asshole as she's giving him a blow job. Allen's one of the few who's executions are always on point and is consistent. He can make the weakest concept read off as harsh as fuck. He's a pretty gory dude. It's like his executions are pure horror-core style. He's another wordplay pioneer. Has been known to drop some far out of this world reaches but the majority work and land. If rust is going to get him eliminated round 1 - then he's another one to try and eliminate early. I can see this dude winning, should he show and is focused and motivated. Wording - Usually crisp, nice and concise. Creativity - Nearly always. Executions - One of the harsher concept executors. Concepts - Has wordplays for days. 12. Infiltrate Not sure how many times I have to say this but INF's old style to me, was much better. This new overly complex and "witty" shit he drops IMO is ass cheeks. Like I want to read a damn bar that's creative but don't want to read a bar where I have a 10 part google decipher session going. I don't want to google shit man... Either wow me, make me laugh or just disappoint man. That's it. No need for all the extra shit. It's that simple. I thought your older shit where you had more of a direct personal approach was good. You were more effective. I think INF will be ok,, tho. If he doesn't get himself DQ'd. I can see him making a strong showing to get him to the later rounds. Wording - Pretty rocky. Depending on how complex the concept it. Creativity - Very. Executions - Hit or miss. Again, depends on how complex the concept it. Concepts - I think he's ok in this area. 13. Lenox LOL, my lil dude. signed in for REPS, obviously - but will not show. 14. Paradigm Will no show. Should he show? I'd love to read a verse from this guy. Have never read ANYTHING because anything he's ever committed to here on NC has been no showed like a bitch. 15. Shotty Piper Who is this? 16. Barcotic Barcotic's on a losing side of the coin lately. Taking an L to Blue in BAL Champ Match and just took an L to me in 1-2. So I'm sure he's not entirely motivated right now. Hopefully he shows tho. I do think Barc is dope. Not as dope as he puts himself out to be but that's great confidence to have. If he's not forcing wordplays - he's pretty good, and no one can take that from him. As much as people give him shit just to witness him spiral for personal ego stroking and entertainment - you can not say he sucks. Like I said, supposedly he going up against BAGS aka Ghost1 round 1, so we'll see. Hopefully he's motivated for that... I'd like to see it... Barc claims Bags has never defeated him... So we'll have to see what that battle brings. I'd say off the strength no Destroyer votes LOL, we know how that will go... That will lead to either Barc blowing up in chat or committing suicide or Destroyer losing his marbles when it's not even his battle lol... Barcotic has a variety of styles tho. I'd wish he'd stick to the personal and creative style rather then this forced wordplay one he's been on about that NO ONE enjoys - yet he still uses it and wonders why people vote against him lol. Barcotic has the potential to make it far in the later rounds, so lets see what he can do... Wording - Usually crisp, nice and concise. Creativity - Very, however goes overboard at times. Executions - Hit or miss. Hits when it makes sense and of course a miss when it doesn't. Concepts - Same as above. 17. Twodrop I haven't really peeped much. Have checked out his 1-2 battles and seems to be ok - like average mid tier text battler. I haven't peeped enough, tho. Hopefully he can survive through round 1 if you wants to ring some bells and make a name for himself here on NC. 18. the Munster Will not show. Not wasting my time. 19. Plot Haven't peeped much of Plot but the battles that I have seen a verse or 2 with a few 1-2 showings, he seems like he has the text battle mechanics down. Not enough for me to form a well thought out opinion, tho. 20. For Battling Zelph. This guys one funny dude. I mean, I thought he spoke in such a slow and retarded manner as a troll but after speaking with him on the phone - no it's really him. Unless he played it off. I can;'t imagine this dudes a police officer talking like Sloth from the Goonies. I just can't. I mean, imagine him pulling you over? LOL... I'd laugh in his face and then have to apologize for being rude and disrespectful. But anyways, Zelph's got bars. He's come a long way man from biting bars to dropping decent verses to which I give him the benefit of the doubt he's writing up himself. I mean, after biting so much shit - it's hard to take someone serious. But I give him the benefit of the doubt and feel NETCEES legit changed him. He's creative AT TIMES and his wording is fairly clean. Wording - Usually good. Creativity - Average. Executions - Hit or miss. Depends on how simple his concept is. Concepts - Pretty good. 21. Emm Kay Gee Not sure who this is, either. 22. Elemental P I don't think I've EVER seen a battle verse form this guy. 23. DMS Have never read anything from him, sorry man. I've seen 1 or 2 1-2 bars I think but nothing that really stood out for me or has given me enough to break him down, as far as writing style. 24. Flow Flow - this man was on a hot streak a while back. From the NEWBIE/ROOKIE tourney to the HOT or THOT - finalist in both events. I've only peeped Flow's verses recently - not so much back then. I'm not sure of he was an RBMVA dude who transitioned right over here or not? But he's another one to watch out for. The underdog sleeper. Sleep on him (He'd much rather with but...) and you're losing. He's shown major improvement the last several battles. I depending on who he';s matched up with - I can see him making it out of round 1. Wording - Rocky at times and tends to over word stuff. Creativity - Average - sometimes get's the best of him. Executions - Hit or miss. Concepts - Average. 25. Schadenfreude SHAD hasn't been to active as of late. But when he was actively battling he was dropping bars. I think creativity can be his worst enemy, tho. While I appreciate the wit and creative approaches - sometimes it can be a little much and I think that is why I hardly ever clicked with his bars. But that is his style - It's slowly come around for the better, tho. Back he sacrificed punches for flow but now and days he's pretty even when dropping a nice flowing bar and decent punch. While I don't see him winning - I do see him making it in to the later rounds. Wording - Usually good. Creativity - Very creative, it can be a little excessive at times. Executions - Hit or miss. Depends on how complex his concept is. Nanny nana boo boo. Concepts - Pretty good. 26. Aero This nigga washed up and needs to retire for good. I don't think he's won a single battle in 2018 or 2017. Wording - Clean and effective. Creativity - Basic but creative. He always incorporates humor which is rare. Executions - Ehhhh, depends on what type of bar he's trying to get off. If witty - he's nice and hit or miss with the humor ones. Concepts - Fairly simple but pretty good. 27. Knucklehead Will no show - so not going to waste my time and say much other then Knuck is pretty good, at least he was back then. And he hasn't really written a verse in a long while and don't plan on him writing one now so yea... 28. King Karaoke Kar... IDK if he's showing or not but reminds me of Cash. He lurks in the shadows and will post when race bated - and that's about it. If you weren't around for the whole Knuck/Kar episode then you really wouldn't know much about the dude because he stays behind the scenes and used to just drop bars. What I HATED about the guy was his concept selection. 5 bars out of 6 would be Discussion board related. That's a given. While there is always material provided in disc - Kar would find some witty way to flip it in to a concept and shit on you. Whether it's your post or someone elses post. He'll always find a way to flip it on you. I don't think he'll show for some odd reason tho. I mean hopefully he does because he'd be in contention to win it all and has the potential to, granted - he isn't rusty. Hopefully, I am wrong and he shows up. That would be dope. Wording - Clean. Creativity - With the ability to flip any discussion thread in to an effective concept, I'd say he's pretty creative. Executions - Sometimes they lack but for the most part fairly harsh. Concepts - Boring disc references. And there you have it, this years Summer Classic Battler Profiles. Please do not get but hurt as every write up is an opinion I made without biased and influence of any other member. It's what I've gathered throughout the years, months and weeks when reading your stuff. If you are offended? Oh well - grow up. This is the internet. Good luck to everyone and make this Summer Classic one to remember. I hope everyone shows up drops bars. REIGNING CHAMP So this section goes out to the reigning champ @Cashius who is also currently in the tourney. This right here is the man to beat if you want this crown and $50! Cashius is as consistent as they come. Let’s take a look back at the damage he caused in the finals last Summer Classic. SUMMER CLASSIC FINALS ‘16 CAHSIUS VS KING KARAOKE *^click the link above^* TAKE IT BACK This shit here is legendary Summer Classic shit, stemming all the way back to 2010. Watch these niggas work @Blue Bayou lately i been Quarterbackin dohpe. u been sorta like a flanker, fam s'why i'm leavin Burgandy holes in ur chest..quit thinkin ur our Anchor, man savoir self? chauffer lines? that's nothin but shit on a page.. those concepts are so Dated they got 4 STD's & a kid on the way cuz with that played shit there’s not a chance in hell ur merkin vets one punch Rex-All that he writes.. &'ll send em to that pharmacy for percocets U beatin karpis was laughable… ya verse was fuckin average boss I aint seen a 3rd round steal that ridiculous since the Vikings traded that for Moss u just aint that clever, ur really not the smartest alive g if ur rhymes are over my head... they're crumpled into a ball & there's a garbage behind me i got that Bret Michaels swag, my rock demeanor's got me called a threat to Metasin the Rock of Love aint a show.. it's reality, he's gotta offer 8-balls for sex you get no ass, if a hoes trash she’s never on ya friend.. Moneypenny’s the only bitch alive that’s ever seen any kinda Bond with M meanwhile i kick it between posts, get pussy while i tear it harshly ur just a Saint that fails at playin the field.. somethin like a Garrett Hartely i dont need new york museums with the topicals uve written bitch.. those alone prove the only thing inside of the Met is a bunch of faggy artistic shit honestly Met-roids aint gunna stop me from rippin ya pride if Gunplay pops off, u'll start sprintin & PROVE ur just a bitch in desguise so drop the weapon talk like u got no problem fightin a hoe.. Grip a Tool? how can we believe you when he's flawlessed you twice in a row?! cuz if a fight goes down, u'll turn to the courts because ur known by cops pussy u'll be lookin to Suh faster then the Lions in need of a goal line stop i’ma baller, flossin riches while my dick’s morphed between thighs Metasin Ball? nah.. He’s just always getting passed back n forth between guys and ur sister's a stripper.. givin lappers everynight to horny average fiends step in the club and its Grind Time for Bux.. like War's upcoming intro to the live battle scene its over for you, ur too wack to even pose as a threat i'll use this last bar to tell Oneduh he's a faggot & let em know that he's next! @MetaSin War showed u get rattled, so fuck faith and hope, since you’re fragile Now you can’t even prey to God since that’s just your role when yall battle. But he’ll try n quickly fail; in an instant he’ll flee quick Seein a Christian Bale ‘s no shock when he’s thin as him in the machinist give this dude a meal; in fact, film should keep the truth concealed you’ve fucked up hundreds of lines, but there still shouldn’t be any blue-per reel u can’t keep this homo apart from men; he’s quick to skeet buns n if there’s holes in that argument, u can bet he’s had his dick in each one if he says he gets pussy then this punks delusional projecting gay traits with that song n dance only reflects his love for musicals when a slut is beautiful, I make her believe what I say is true and it’s all to get face-time. Which is something we know u were afraid to do Talk of ghostwriters in dohpe might have u acceptin some help from friends Til u realize how dumb you’d look if I beat you and Hens by myself… again. Since it was 2 against 1 I thought winning would be harder to do But your only successful handicap match was finding a bitch as retarded as u He’s broke as a joke, so I know this kid isn’t fresh dressed Before I kill him, check the size on his shirt to see how he’s livin in XS Made a thread when u lost, which I’d say is kinda funny. Proving what he has in store is so infant-aisle, it comes wit baby wipes and huggies Fight Nights show he can’t steal the win and this nerd is a victim That’s why when Sound went off he got shut out like a security system I’d tell you all the reasons ya long bars were weak but I lack time Only reason short bars are better, is cuz I spend less readin ya wack lines I’ve staked claim as the best, so I’ll leave ya frail frame in a mess Cuz when I hit the Aype-pecs now, one punch is all it takes to cave in his chest Winner: MetaSin SUMMER CLASSIC BATTLE PREVIEWS @Ghost1 vs @Barcotic This right here will be battle of round 1 forsure. There’s no doubt in mind about it. Both are HOF text legends and will fuckin come with pure savagery seeing as this never ending beef is always lit! These guys ‘ll be at each other’s necks with punch after punch. Can’t wait for this to go down. Drop them BARS! @Aero vs @trap. Ok, I never really read a trap verse and I’m not gonna sit here and act like I have neither. Aero does what Aero does. He brings wit, creativity and crisp wording. Just stay away from the gay references and u good. Hopefully trap is decent and makes Aero put that pen game to full effect! @Schadenfreude vs @Flow This is a sleeper match here. Both been a bit below the radar as of recent but don’t underestimate neither. Both are capable of champing shit when they get them bars locked in like a prison cell. I expect the heat from both with both of these guys having a crazy pen game. Let’s give these niggas what they came to see! @Killing Spree vs @Innovator Killing Spree and Inno, my niggas! Both been consistently battling and participating around leagues the site has to offer and both doing decent too. If this one reads as if nothing was rushed, then it should be good! Only problem I see with both of these guys is waiting last minute to drop. @For Battling vs @Incredible The battle of the fuckin MODS! Literally the only two mods running leagues right now and they fuckin hate each other! Idk how these beef came about or where it stemmed from but I like it! Haha. I’ve been seeing the disses all over the chats and now it’s time to use that pen and turn them into punches! I expect harsh personals and straight shit talk in this one. Don’t let the people down! @Ryno vs @Defiant Hmmm don’t know Ryno is and tbh I couldn’t tell u if a Defiant verse I ever read (if I read any) was dope. I jus wanna say bring he flames y’all. @Allen Knight vs @Paradigm AK the fuckin goon! Text legend with the slickest wordplay in the game vs Paradigm. I never read anything from Para but I seen he ran a SC before? Maybe jus a bit before my time and I’m hoping the man has them bars so he can give Allen a run for that money! Get emmmmm @Infiltrate vs @bleak This should also be another gem in the mix here. Inf was a on a roll not to long ago champing shit back to back and bleak jus champed the 1-2 with a 5-0 win streak. Obv bleak has been stepping his punch game up and rather rapidly. Inf got them barsss tho when the times right. This should be flames. @Twodrop vs @King Karaoke King Karaoke, another text legend that graces the SC yet again! This guy is the runner up for the last time the SC went down in ‘16 only barely losing to Cashius. Will it be a rematch this year? Hmmm only time will tell cus the nigga got fuckin bars! Always bringing the heat. I’ve yet to read a Twodrop verse but I know he’s some kind of alias so this should be good. @the Munster vs @Blue Bayou The Munster got barsss when he feels like it. But going up against yet another HOF’er in the SC he’s gonna have to drop the hardest ones he can. Blue been on fire lately going ham in the 1-2 and BAL. easily the most consistent battler since his return and I see him going far in this one. @Cashius vs @BodySnatcher An up and comer vs one of the biggest names NC has to offer and the reigning champ of the whole tourney! I’ve watched BS work and he got some shit, but will he be consistent enough to try and take out the heavy puncher Cashius?! Well have to wait and see but this one will be dope regardless. @Destroyer vs @Shotty Piper Destroyer does his thing with the bars fam. He can champ when he got them locked in too. I haven’t really been keeping up with anything recent of his but going up against an alias I definitely think he can hold his own. @Lenox vs @DMS Lenox actually brought DMS to the site if I’m not mistaken and DMS exposed him over some shit they had going on another platform lol. I see this one having the potential to be dope with some young bucks who got a lot of ammo on each other! @Witty vs @brokenhal0 We got the boy Witty who can bring that fire when he puts that pen to the pad. Multi’s is forte and I’ve enjoyed his text verses, fr. Broken I’ve never read anything from so I won’t go into specifics so I’ll jus wait and see for myself. @Emm Kay Gee vs @Plot Plot has the essentials to do what needs to be done when it comes to text verse. Sometimes his only problem is his punches are way to straight forward. If he can bring that creative twist he’ll do good here. Emm Kay Gee never heard of. @Knucklehead vs @Elemental P Haven’t seen a Elemental P verse yet but he’ll have his work cut out for Knucklehead seeing as Knuck ain’t a new comer to the text game. I’ve seen Knuck drop heatttt so hopefully he puts his mind right and is actually motivated to drop some dope shit. GUN BAR BOY$ BATTLE @murda sho vs Cred Y’all know what the fuck time it is! All guns will be showcased in this bitch. BATTLER PROFILES BY ZELPHENSTEIN Quote:
A LOT OF THESE GUYS THAT ZELPH DID PROFILES TO DIDNT EVEN SIGN INTO THIS. YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE HIM SOMETIMESS _____________ Last edited by Cred; 07-24-2018 at 10:08 AM. |
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07-24-2018, 10:30 AM | #2 |
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Dope.
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lol zelph copy/pasted this from some old mag....hhaaa
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lol i think amen feels that he needs to talk nonsense about eveyrone else in order to make himself look better. i want links to me ever biting
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Lol his recycled bio's. I can't.
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07-24-2018, 10:52 AM | #7 |
The Biggest
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,254
Battle Record: 67-32
Accomplishments - Gun Bar King
Champed - Fight Night 3
- Fight Night 10
- Fight Night 12
- Battle Arena League
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07-24-2018, 10:52 AM | #8 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 3,986
Battle Record: 11-6
Rep Power: 5633913 |
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07-24-2018, 10:53 AM | #9 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 3,986
Battle Record: 11-6
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07-24-2018, 10:54 AM | #10 |
The Biggest
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,254
Battle Record: 67-32
Accomplishments - Gun Bar King
Champed - Fight Night 3
- Fight Night 10
- Fight Night 12
- Battle Arena League
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Lmao. Y’all some foo’s
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07-24-2018, 10:56 AM | #11 |
As-salamu alaykum!
Join Date: May 2016
Posts: 8,470
Battle Record: 19-8
Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6
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Lol, Zelph is retarded.
Props tho, dope shit. |
07-24-2018, 11:42 AM | #12 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
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didn't read zelph or amen cuz uh.....they are zelph and amen?
whatever we can do to have people that actually matter and aren't literally retarded mentally and physically involved with writing these mags would be great props to cred |
07-24-2018, 11:46 AM | #13 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
You should read Amen’s though
It’s a decent window into narcissism like “battler bios as they affect me, Amen” |
07-24-2018, 11:53 AM | #14 |
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I would sooner put a dick into my mouth
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07-24-2018, 12:01 PM | #15 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,091
Battle Record: 41-24
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 3
- Alias Tournament II
- Fight Night XLVIII
- Fight Night XXV
- Fight Night XV
- Fight Night (3x)
- Netcees Battle League (4x)
- NBL Tag Team Season 3
- Lyric Olympics
- 1-2 Punch League (3x)
- Battle Arena League (2x)
- Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
- BA Tag
- NPL Roast
- Netcees Pic League
Rep Power: 17502332 |
DOPE pre-mag all
Appreciate the time & effort put in to get the tourney started off right Niiice at the throwback finals.. that Metroid concept was dope you sleeping motherfuckers lol |
07-24-2018, 12:24 PM | #16 |
The Bad Guys.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,168
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Dope shit yahll, fire mag
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07-24-2018, 12:35 PM | #17 |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
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Great mag, how is hush the biggest text legend on this site tho
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07-24-2018, 12:53 PM | #18 |
GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,826
Battle Record: 14-17
Champed - Site Diss Competition
- Tag Tournament III
- Lyric Olympics
- Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant"
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First off props to Amen for doing the battler profiles. This was excellent and in-depth. Loved that you broke it down by wording, concepts etc. The battlers you did review you can tell you knew what you’re talking about. The part about Innovator not being able to make it here leaned me. Zelph talking like sloth Lololol. Calling Cashius most overrated battler brough Joy to my heart.
Cred you did your typical nice guy previews appreciated. Zelph recycling isn’t new it’s his thing but appreciated though. Hopefully everyone shows especially Ghost1. I think he will fold under the pressure and either do a troll verse or just no show altogether. Cred where’s the bracket? My verse for trap is practically done it’s light work.
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07-24-2018, 12:59 PM | #19 |
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U newer guys can't really appreciate what's happened over the lifetime of the site tho
He kind of just is? He beat everyone .... consistently.... forever... especially when the site was in it's prime Not sure if u were genuinely asking or if u had a better suggestion but I'd be interested in hearing who u think could be held in higher regard |
07-24-2018, 01:00 PM | #20 | |
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bags neg your baby mom, barc meltdown in 543.., knuck suck hush d now?, say it to my face coward, to your face faggot - amen |
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