11-26-2018, 03:47 PM | #1 |
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Hi, my name is Phil. And I'm an Amazonoholic.
Didn't actually find out about doing Amazon until I met some basic bitch named Megan at a house party. Figured I couldn't develop a problem if I didn't have my own account, right? So, I watched her browse. Shit was intense the first time...watching her go from best friend puzzle piece necklaces, to shawls and cook books. She'd been a long time Amazon user...she had discount codes. Anyway, I started losing control when I created my own account. Found myself doing Amazon at home by myself. Started abusing it...saying merchandise came in broken, when it was actually me that broke it. Replaced it for free. No repercussions. Then Christmas rolled around...fucking Christmas. I'm not trying to make this an excuse or to justify why I use but... Christmas is a tough time for me... with secret Santa going on at work, and the fact that I needed to get some snow boots, bomber hats, and new winter gear. I find myself nestled in the arms of the Amazon. Got to the point where it didn't even feel good anymore. Like you know when they say "it's nothing personal, it's just business." Thinking I finally got everything I needed is what sent me right back to doing Amazon. To get the shit I WANTED. Waking up at 1 am, sneaking down to the basement to buy my girl a legit electronic foot massager. Literally salivating on pay days, because I can finally get some goggles and water wings for the kiddo! Yo...YOU EVER SUCK DICK FOR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?!
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11-26-2018, 04:05 PM | #2 | |
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11-26-2018, 04:15 PM | #3 |
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Forgot it was Cyber Monday
Negged for triggering my addiction and costing me atleast 100bucks |
11-26-2018, 04:17 PM | #4 |
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its a curse.
i told myself last week im done spending money for awhile. finally gonna stack some and chill. but now i'm typing this on a 4k monitor that i didn't need. but i also copped work boots and a new phone charger as well for like 240 altogether. amazon da god honestly im just happy i don't live in seattle because i would never go to the store again. or whereever they are at where you can buy groceries etc and have it all delivered but word i buy any and everything. just scrolling my recent purchases 27'' 4k monitor timberland waterproof hiking boots genuine lg quick wall charger 4 pack acoustic guitar strings, martin light fire hd 8 tablet gift card electric toothbrush nailclipper set battery replacement for note 4 akai fire usb cable gls audio speaker cable all purpose scrub brush set spray nine heavy duty degreaser/cleaner 5pack white tees 10 sets of earbuds thats page 1 of my past orders lol
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11-26-2018, 04:20 PM | #5 |
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had to resize this so its blurry but lmfao what was the person that boxed this up for me thinking
needed the safety goggle/glasses for work, they thought i needed them when i DO WORK THO
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11-26-2018, 04:21 PM | #6 |
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Ur addicted to amazonohol?
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11-26-2018, 04:22 PM | #7 |
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word tvs r stupid cheap these days apparently? not even today just in general....went w this bitch last nite to walmart to pick out a tv an she got a fucking 55in 4k smart tv for like 200 bucks lol wtf bout to buy a dozen tvs
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11-26-2018, 04:22 PM | #8 |
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ROFLZZZZ @ uh-ohs flesh light maintenance
amazing
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11-26-2018, 06:04 PM | #10 |
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Wait
Uh oh is fucking a hand held device ?
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11-26-2018, 07:01 PM | #12 |
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Lmao multiple devices. Fleshlights are king tho.
I cant wack off like a normal human anymore these shits spoiled me. If it aint a living female, im putting on the vr goggles and fucking a device, hands down. Lmao
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11-26-2018, 08:49 PM | #14 |
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god we really are living a dystopian timeline
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amazon has the richest owner in the history of the world yet and still a lot of its employees are paid/treated like shit
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11-27-2018, 02:37 AM | #17 |
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Lmaoooo
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11-27-2018, 11:34 AM | #18 |
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didn't even catch the safety goggles felshlight an maintnence kit...Christ lol
so I bought a waterproof wifi speaker for the shower and a paperwhite kindle reader or whatever yesterday seem like fair purchases....music soothes the soul and books I mean self explanatory.... I mean its not a pocket pussy but I feel good about it an amazon raised min wage to 15 bucks before our govt did so that's something to consider |
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can’t you just wash that shit out with soap and water? also how do you dry it, do you have to put it on the washing up rack next to your empty ramen noodle bowls and forks once it’s been cleansed of your filth or what?
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