01-28-2019, 01:08 PM | #1 | |
yeet
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WEEK 2 ROAST of bleak
Lil throwback joint for ya, this was my trip to Vegas
Me on left, rat bastard on right Max 10 lines, Sharp and I will pick a winner at the end of the week @El Muffin @ORC
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01-28-2019, 02:22 PM | #2 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
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i smash my girls box daily, either on the mattress or sofa
bleak leaves a pussy stretched too.. every morning helping rat practice his yoga Prelude in the background, that Honda’s blowin past Vegas my gawd just look at that Cargo.......pair of shorts on this wack faggit baby Lomanchenko on the right. isn’t that sumthin.. he’s got that Vasyl Lean look & u packed some in ur bag to ass fuck’em that seems like a lot of luggage, 9 bags just to visit the south?! but no worries, you're used to shouldering a load... when rat misses ur mouth i'm having trouble w/ the Law, so much that it harbors a mention.. i had to C3PO's last year while u faggits were busy at a Star Wars Convention
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01-29-2019, 04:48 PM | #3 |
Hail Mary Haymakers
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A before u were fatter than now photo. Cool but u still damn near jelly & I gotta gut feeling...that workin on ur ‘craft’ is what gave u a beer belly U went to Vega for the food...Cuz I can’t even imagine bleak betting Dumb niggas sittin there lookin like extras for My Big Fat Greek Wedding U were playin slots but if I had to describe & stage everything in the scene Then this metal-head was tossed out....for tryin to Rage Against the Machine There’s a gap in his pocket cuz he let a rat near his cheese. Do u believe? He’s tryin to flash the guns when the last thing he rolled up on was his sleeve Big bone gotta pig home. I bet u wish that ur parents understood you They know what happens in Vegas stays there....& they wished u would too Last edited by BodySnatcher; 01-29-2019 at 04:57 PM. |
01-29-2019, 11:12 PM | #4 |
Sini
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Quick key...lol...
I'll defeat you with the windy breeze, defeat you with a easy key You two are lovers, - during sex; I'll leave you with a broke back mountain (mounting) when you sea the peak I proceed to bomb fest - you're easy with long jests Your two arms, look like two hot dogs - you eat at a eating contest I bomb seeds, I'm a palm reader - with a long deed This illiterate is so easy to read, - I read him more clearly than that palm tree I hustle and raw, you have your friend's cum in your guzzling jaw How can you wear a muscle shirt, when you have no muscles at all I vex zones bitch, I'll leave you in a dead zone - bridged Funny how you're saying 'rock on', - when that's exactly how hard your head stone is... Lol... |
02-02-2019, 01:24 PM | #5 |
Member
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Yo, this pic broke me with some visual torture
faggot how the fuck you got a mullet that goes forward??? Callin dudes coon aint shyt next to what the guy rocks his most offensive post on this site? him in black shoes n white socks Fresh off the the charter bus. musta really loved that trip Still holdin onto the stubs... my b thats your fingers you midget bitch strong friends def aint something you ever had how your mans got a forearm thicker than his calves? you stay gettin no pussy. even in vegas your game aint strong Pic sums up your whole trip tho. quality time wit a palm |
02-02-2019, 03:13 PM | #6 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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@SHECK WES @Flow @Resin M-I-C @veritas @Jabari Black @Exis @DMS @Infiltrate @Incredible @Ryno @Knucklehead @King @Killing Spree @El Muffin
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02-03-2019, 12:20 AM | #7 |
Scream
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Dog that bummy shirt hangs over ur shorts -- we know you're a dork &&& NCG's here hate you, that beam's only time ya have 'Bags close to Support' Who's uglier? This a low class protest; someone police the streets! Ya'll must be sittin 'Shoulder to Shoulder' to fight the war on Public Decency Got nothing up your sleeve, u need 1st place for such'a hard struggle Get a-trophy; Biggest disappearing act in Vegas are ur upper arm muscles You'd nevaa act G in bad streets. It's no white trash park rally First time seein Shadows Cast behind ya & NOT be robbed ina dark alley Lookin TOO dumb/poor to gamble; a few bucks would make 'em faint Shit you fags aren't on the 'Strip w/ Chips' unless it's removing a layer of paint Last edited by Saint; 02-03-2019 at 07:45 AM. |
02-03-2019, 07:52 AM | #8 |
Badgerdick
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lmao more actual modding, less awkward pics
if what goes-on in vegas stays in vegas, i hope u sat up all night talkin shit |
05-13-2019, 11:22 PM | #9 |
Tsk Tsk
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@bleak
Let me know who wins this via pm for accomp. And any others in future. I'm trying to stay active and help all leagues and site in general Edit: nevermind. I just saw the mag and the winner. Cheers
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