Fuuuuuck Blue Balls! - Page 3

Finnydot · 07-10-2020, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eŋg

it's slightly weird to me that finny types like he's the only one getting sex because he's the only one who types about sex though it's mostly about how he is not getting sex.

i mean...

...huh?

I do get poon. This story was interesting because she DIDN'T let me smash. I like her tho so it was funny to tell.

But dudes be acting like its some loser shit to be excited about not smashing. I think the shit is cool.

I did tell her tho, next time im not coming if shes gonna be like that again.

Amen · 07-10-2020, 01:51 PM

Yea give her the impression that you only want to give her your time if she’s giving you pussy is the power move.

Lol what a fucking loser.

Hush · 07-10-2020, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnydot

I do get poon. This story was interesting because she DIDN'T let me smash. I like her tho so it was funny to tell.

But dudes be acting like its some loser shit to be excited about not smashing. I think the shit is cool.

I did tell her tho, next time im not coming if shes gonna be like that again.

I don’t think you can understand bro . But your very passive aggressive and combative in your responses.

Don’t be like that . You obviously want to talk about it , cause YOU posted it .

So let’s talk .

UserName · 07-10-2020, 07:29 PM

It’s been 48 hours, you fuck her yet or nah?

Finnydot · 07-10-2020, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

Yea give her the impression that you only want to give her your time if she’s giving you pussy is the power move.

Lol what a fucking loser.

Already did that.

Finnydot · 07-10-2020, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

I don’t think you can understand bro . But your very passive aggressive and combative in your responses.

Don’t be like that . You obviously want to talk about it , cause YOU posted it .

So let’s talk .

No... You wanna be like "derrrr Finny only fuck fat bitches."

I told y'all, youd be surprised. She not SMALL by any means at all. But she proportionate. She thick all over, its fucking great. I do NOT like FAT girls. This girl amazing.

But i made the thread cuz i thought it was a funny story. Im passive aggressive? I cant make a thread about eating a bowl of cereal in the morning with someone being like "did you check your spoon for cum stains?" Its like "wtf?"

Yeah i was already making fun of myself by making the thread.

Finnydot · 07-10-2020, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by UserName

It’s been 48 hours, you fuck her yet or nah?

She been busy.

Hush · 07-11-2020, 07:25 AM

She’s not that into you .

No woman let’s you grind on there vagina for 7 hours then goes awol

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-11-2020, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zaddy

What’s her measurements? Eddie is 6in

Lmaaoooo

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-11-2020, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Finnydot

She been busy.

She’s not coming back

Sounds like you were weirdly aggressive and continued even after the fact through text messages

Finnydot · 07-11-2020, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hush

She’s not that into you .

No woman let’s you grind on there vagina for 7 hours then goes awol

Ive had to adjust my own expectations as well. The price of a woman thats not like any other is to not expect her to be.

Hush · 07-11-2020, 09:50 AM

Can you explain that a bit more bro

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-11-2020, 10:19 AM

I think she’s packin a peter pals

Finnydot · 07-11-2020, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hush

Can you explain that a bit more bro

Girl used to be Mormon like me. She plays this role like she's not looking for anything serous right now. But i know she wants that long term shit. But like i said, she's mixed and her family wants her to settle down with someone Samoan or something. I'm not looking to get married or anything right now, but she's literally one of the good ones.

Not only has she only had sex with 3 other dudes, shes only had sex 5 OCCASIONS. Me and my ex hit 5 occasions the first week. She's also NEVER had a BF.

I know... The math isnt gonna compute. How she so bad like i say? Shes pretty af and still those numbers so low? Shes a good girl deep down.

Finnydot · 07-11-2020, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord

I think she’s packin a peter pals

Lol its just funny how yall refuse to believe i might be doing OK in the women department.

Hush · 07-11-2020, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnydot

Girl used to be Mormon like me. She plays this role like she's not looking for anything serous right now. But i know she wants that long term shit. But like i said, she's mixed and her family wants her to settle down with someone Samoan or something. I'm not looking to get married or anything right now, but she's literally one of the good ones.

Not only has she only had sex with 3 other dudes, shes only had sex 5 OCCASIONS. Me and my ex hit 5 occasions the first week. She's also NEVER had a BF.

I know... The math isnt gonna compute. How she so bad like i say? Shes pretty af and still those numbers so low? Shes a good girl deep down.

For your sake I hope your right bro

Zaddy · 07-11-2020, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnydot

Girl used to be Mormon like me. She plays this role like she's not looking for anything serous right now. But i know she wants that long term shit. But like i said, she's mixed and her family wants her to settle down with someone Samoan or something. I'm not looking to get married or anything right now, but she's literally one of the good ones.

Not only has she only had sex with 3 other dudes, shes only had sex 5 OCCASIONS. Me and my ex hit 5 occasions the first week. She's also NEVER had a BF.

I know... The math isnt gonna compute. How she so bad like i say? Shes pretty af and still those numbers so low? Shes a good girl deep down.

Diode · 07-11-2020, 04:53 PM

guy you're closer to 40 than 30 and still act like this

SHEESH

Diode · 07-11-2020, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Finnydot

Go to a chick house. Do EVERYTHING i can to slide in some pussy. Im grindin on it from the back, the front... But she "really like me" so she wanna wait. I almost pulled them fuckin panties off a couple times anyway like "fuggit" but i aint a fuckin rapist. I hear "stop" with a certain tone she mean that shit. She wouldnt let me freak the pussy neither cuz she knew it was over. But she let me feel titties, ass, everything else. I couldnt even get no brain! Like ugggghhhh this bitch got me cold blooded. Im freakin that booty for like 7 straight hours. Cant smash no MATTER WHAT. Fffffuuuuuuccckkkkkk...

So i gets home right. I told her blue balls wasnt no fuckin joke. We did everything but penetration so my fucking balls been straight CHURNING for hours now. I get home.... This shit took me 20 minutes to unleash. That mother fuckin shit FLEW like 2-3 feet... Straight projectile nut. But that wasnt the worst part. It felt like i was pissin almost. This shit KEEEEEPT going. Like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK and that shit hurt too. I swear that was like 7 nuts all in one. Thats too fucking much. That nut like legit hurt. Almost felt like i busted a vessel.

you write like dennis reynolds' black people voice

you deserve your own cringe subreddit jesus christ

Diode · 07-11-2020, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by UserName

One hand on a breast, one hand on your Jake Gyllenhall.

GONE

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Can you explain that a bit more bro __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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07-10-2020, 01:51 PM	#42
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Yea give her the impression that you only want to give her your time if she’s giving you pussy is the power move. Lol what a fucking loser.