09-07-2020, 11:13 PM | #1 |
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2. evaD vs 6. Destroyer - DAVE WINS
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09-10-2020, 10:30 AM | #2 |
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09-11-2020, 02:51 AM | #3 |
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Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook Ya dad is a dirty slob Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off.. The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face? I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth |
09-11-2020, 07:00 AM | #4 |
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What happened here?
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09-11-2020, 10:27 PM | #7 |
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This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk? It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie) last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome. Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though |
09-12-2020, 02:23 AM | #8 | |
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This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk? It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt Not bad... lacks something chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours Woulda been better if his mouth was actually open but ok Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common It’s ok I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose Lol cool white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to lol I can see it. It’s cool last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome. Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though Creative. Decent [/QUOTE] Pupils in bags Heap on the floor Vs Bulb out African coast I think the next best line was Des’ horn line then maybe dad/blue rapper tied. This is tough both a little shaky at times but I’m going with the read I enjoyed a tad more and that was Des Vote Destroyer |
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09-13-2020, 08:45 AM | #9 |
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Dope match guys.
Dave - Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face? I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth Cool verse. Sandy Hook was line of the verse for me, probably. Just to mention a negative though, those lines are getting fucking LENGTHY, bro. The inner rhyme sceme helps on some of them, but its not 100% of the time. Des - This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk? It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common Not my favorite Des verse. Which sucks after such a strong verse against a no-showing Resin. Still, had it's highlights. Wasnt a fan of the eastern africa line, even with the Zuch shoutout, it seemed like a weirdly poor flip of a concept relying solely on "insert random item here" at the end to differentiate itself at all. Overall, even with his long lines, I got Dave winning this one. Close match, but I think Des was either a little distracted here or genuinely had some trouble writing for this picture. Good season fellas. V - Dave
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09-14-2020, 10:32 PM | #10 |
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Sandy hook is lit
Jerk off weak Mom cool Third base ehhh Both sister Lin’s are no for me Vs Opener nah Mouth open would have been dope but his mouth is closed so idk Blue rapper nah Lol @ bulb line Hairline is a no for me dog Closer eh Not very good here guys Going Dave here because his misses weren’t as bad |
09-15-2020, 09:04 AM | #11 |
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Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook cool Ya dad is a dirty slob Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off.. could take or leave it The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago light but funny... Don't think that's his dad tho Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face? I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base funny but light if it's what I'm thinking Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor cool Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth setup is a little weird. Punch itself isn't bad, but it probably would have been better if you focused more on the 'plug to the chest/light it up/shirt' instead of including the horse's mouth part. Reads a little all over the place This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk? It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt cool chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours could take or leave it Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common this one hit me right in the grammar I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose funny white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie) this rorschach test is wild. I guess I can kind of see it, but there was probably a better angle for his bangs/widow's peak or whatever it's called last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome. Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though 3 separate reads and I don't understand the punch. I tried with that closer Des. Made a point of coming back and see if I can solve it with fresh eyes. Dave had Opener Third base Heap on the floor Almost went a little topical with it and made up a story, assumed characters, etc. Risky imo. Des had Opener Bulb out V/Dave with a more consistent verse |
09-15-2020, 11:31 AM | #12 |
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Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook okk nice angle Ya dad is a dirty slob Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off.. stretched The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago great concept, could have been polished up a bit more but it's decent Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face? I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base not feeling this Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor cool Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth err I'm mising something here vs This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk? It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt yeah but nop chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours lold Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common cool I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose okk white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie) yeahh but nop last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome. Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though missing something here cool battle but there were some references I didn't get, the rest of it was cool. both had the equal amount of misses so I'm going to throw a coin here and go with destroyer, I slightly liked his verse a bit more. sorry for the lazy breakdown crazy week |
09-15-2020, 07:44 PM | #13 |
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Vote Des
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09-16-2020, 12:23 AM | #14 |
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Run in the family Light it up Maybeee the jerking off bit Des has: Opener Kinda liked the bulb out line I think this comes down to overall consistency, i felt Dave had less misses (that burrito line from Des was cringeworthy) so I’ll give it to V/David |
09-16-2020, 07:49 AM | #15 |
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Seriously tho Dave won this.. closer was dope and took it
Love the guy but Tobin Bell's verse was ASS tbh Dave won Vote Dave
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