06-27-2022, 09:30 PM | #1 |
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Textcee Love (RIP JAKE)
You ever spit some longbar with some snafu cats?
Starving artist bros, been slaying it since yahoo chats??!? Just sit in AIM rooms for hours making mad new tracks? Like “mom multie rhymes is something that I can do: facts” There once was a nigga so fluent in flow - his rhyme was superb Shone like a diamond. This nigga was a dime with his words Golden vocabulary…golden dick like king midas’ worth Any dime bitches around? He was too G…he might’ve just swerved We used to rhyme for days, DEEP into sunset: our toes in the sand Romantically stringing words together, just spitting gold w our mans Whispering wordplay; moaning punchlines. text love is an ineffable joy Bringing harmony to the literati, plus ghetto “flexible toys” Sex in the void. You ever cum reading alliteration in droves? Stroking cock on some gay shit? - to mitigate all the hoes? I wanted to merge with text itself - But We’ve grown farther & farther instead Until the essence of love returns - My bro, listen- texting is dead Sadness….
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06-28-2022, 03:13 PM | #2 |
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This is a hall of fame verse
U jealous???
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06-28-2022, 04:14 PM | #3 |
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You ever spit some longbar with some snafu cats?
Starving artist bros, been slaying it since yahoo chats??!? Nice. I'd do this for you fam. Only a select few I'd write a verse for if they passed. |
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Most would immediately take off their trousers and shoot “webbed buddies” while thinking about “inter sex” with a half Chinese, half Finnish-French dude named “Shun Ullin-trestte” Most do not understand wh-
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Who's Jake? I vaguely recall that being the name of that guy Orcusante from RW? That dude that hooked up with that chick that was waaaaay too young for him and went off at anyone who mentioned it about how they should STFU and they wouldn't know how MATURE she was for her age? Yikes. Probably this isn't about him. Anyway, this was fun.
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Must’ve been “Breezy” Lmfaooooo000
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This was terrible
I couldn’t even post a “grab popcorn emoji” cuz no one with a brain is sitting through this |
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Deep af.
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Yuppppp
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07-07-2022, 07:38 PM | #13 |
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Choke on sea man, fahggot
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5 bars, go
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07-27-2022, 09:22 PM | #15 |
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Midas' worth and might've just served was v cool.
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spitz, if you ever write somethin sincere @me - or link me to somethin youve done previous
i'd like to read it cause youre a wierdo, in the good sense saluuute |
08-12-2022, 09:01 PM | #17 |
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Collab?
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rhyme capsule.
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da gawd nyc
i'll also jump in on the collab, fuck it |
08-13-2022, 08:08 AM | #19 |
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What u wanna make the topic
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That nigga Jake get smoked?
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