01-31-2013, 07:27 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Round 1: Mr. Long Story vs UserName
Mr. Long Story:
O.K, this isn't fair, J.Q you're an asshole This man done had seven years to prepare a response for fat jokes I mean, it ain't even like he's morbidly obese Or that the board debates the physics when his girl performs beneath I mean...I'm thin, artfaggy, and the colour of baking soda In addition...Username WALKS and he sways the voters So, just cut to chase...I won't be next to Rd. 2 on the diagram Please, the most offensive punch I have is a cut and paste of a diet plan But try I can...and will...these words'll torture till you're through Still, it's tough to write a verse you'll bite that's more then you can chew CARBS ARE THE DEVIL...Dice a salad, man..put down the peanut butter and cheez its Because Them thick framed spectacles ain't the only tool you'll need to rediscover your penis And yeah, it's played..but that goatee you're growin out son? We know... it's to hide the fact you've more chins then Native's family photo album Comin around,comin around...I flippity flip fwip the scrypt on this friggen whale His weight ain't measured in pounds, it's in magnitudes on the Richter scale Still scratchin my head, like where's LGI, Laz, Heady, and the others? Oh shit, they're hangin' out with Pinnochio in your stomach! Fine, that shit was wack...but I don't come into battle blindly I brought protection, cuz I'm scared of what this homo'll do behind me UserName no-shows. |
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