01-31-2013, 07:35 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Finals: E2 vs Kungfugrip
E2:
Ayo KFG, you’re wack, it’s true. Better pray for that ass You just fast food, more chickenshit than a KFC bathroom In fact, you’ve been starved, stop acting all hard The only time you touch heads is with black dudes in bars You got some kind of problem and I found it in ya mouth The only thing you got that’s well rounded is ya vowels “The fuck you Tom Boot?”--as they say in canadian I’m straining ya brains through the cracks in ya cranium You’re crazy if you thinking ‘bout maxin out. Last the round? Shit, all you are is the last around to get smashed and bounce You got lots of stamina, but it’s not like you’re man enough To drop bombs in battle--you puttin the nada in Canada You God Awful, hang it up--have you lost all of your sense? Guess that hoodie aint the only thing gone over your head You’re counterfeit. It’s ok ya text phase don’t amount to shit Just make like them hairs on your face and grow out of it These memories’ll hurt, son. You needa repress those You’re just a pussy chasin minuet... and she aint a lesbo But if you put on some lipstick and took a load to the face You’d sorta look like the joker; don’t let it go to waste I’mma beat this man to a pulp till my hands are broke Then I’ll start using my legs, and I’ll bash some mo You think you’re reading random quotes from a battle? No I ran away with this match and this is the ransom note You couldn’t blow the spot if you had Rambo with cops How you gon be Kung Fu Grip? Kid you can’t hold a thought Don’t act all distraught that you just got bested Fucked in the tourney with some sloppy seconds I turned ya flesh to beef, stretched it from west to east Check the tombstone: The end of kungfu G, R.I.P. Kungfugrip no-shows. |
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