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04-10-2024, 04:18 PM | #1 |
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They call me the caretaker, wrap & foldin' grams up.
Handcuffed over misdemeanors, old LAN stuff... Online stand up led these fuckers to bumrushin' the cave Backyard yokels arguing over brush in's with fate. Got all your socials just to purchase Russian estate. Ammo so big, what's the point of tucking a gauge? I got... Issues & magazines, thinking of what to display That says "don't fuck with J", my role demands what? Cycling through ol' planned runs to throw hands up For those who don't know style, don't flow, can't jump. Juxtaposed prose and some, localized shows and what? Just fuel to the fire, burning bridges, few to admire. The honest truth that's seduced by the liar... I let loose then inspire you, the recluse & the choir. Now they know the man plus won't be confused by deniers... Claim to be legends but them plateau's don't add up. Polish up on what you would do, those plans need a sand buff. Maaan what .... That pen body built weird it got that Elon Musk. See the skies my star Trek's like a Klingon does? Got you trying so hard now they bring y'all up... Like...hey remember them
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04-15-2024, 05:10 PM | #2 |
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It's the quasi gentlemen
Communicating through your frog eyed television. Heard y'all want my presence again. Like the bag had the witness cross-examine Santa. Get what you want without asking, manners. Say please, the Opera, The phantom. Weaponry designed for bananas. Slip up, 99 shots sent again. For any Curious George who jettisoned. Get Jetson sent, Popeye estrogen. Olive Oil, nah I call em spoiled. Channel surf, observe the pot, watch it boil. This easy as mac and cheese. Put your heart in, I just laugh at geeks. Got a view they wish they'd trademark. Acid jeans Bobby Flay'd then stain washed. Charlie Chaplin raised in a seance... They say 'focus man' while in plain view. Shaken visionaries, erratic playthrough. This mystery machine has more rhymes than your ascot.. It's the most heard of but never seen... Mufucka I'm living like a Sasquatch. Got every lil' gorilla tryna play smart. Each little monkey that wanted to praise y'all. Playing odd one out...
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04-19-2024, 05:21 PM | #3 |
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Y'all cause some doubt.
Just another reason to cross em out. Got gumby stretching the line. Police feeling pokey, checking the ride. Used to mash and roll green. Sam Rothstein, Slash, Don Quixote. Took a different party to know me. Stereo like me, holding the same ol' D. My quips alone make sidewalk shatter. What's all that side talk matter? Now I roll scripts, get high off grammar. Hit each line & fly off stanzas. See how high you'll find my standards. I got scales and a pair of graphs. Charts to educate & share a laugh It was I atop that hill you staring at. Thats your cue bone, evolve Marowak. Stare long enough, start staring back. Lil ol scaredy cat gone Schrodinger. When I'm done she looking Goldfinger. Cold zinger, a unwrapped hostess Still water for the backstrokers. Called back brokers, dial tone lingers. No remorse to the coded fingers. Telltale floors meet Hans Landa. Foreign influence caused drama. Some sort of misstep alarmed the watcher... Now they drag on what the God's treasure. Tried to recreate the feeling... What an odd texture
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04-21-2024, 09:23 PM | #4 |
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Paradise lost…I don’t think we’re finding another heaven
Tell me what’s it gonna take to not hate myself for 20 seconds? Feel like I’m losing my grasp on you, drenched in oil Bury my bones, just a decaying man hiding his scent in soil Need to invent another way to get through these fucking days Instead of stomaching angst until I plummet and suffocate Losing my poetic prowess, every metaphor’s becoming literal Like when I said my head is hurting it’s because I split my skull And I’m oh so fucking miserable, I’m such an idiot dweeb How many stitches will I need to stop this invisible bleed? Last edited by Adverse; 05-17-2024 at 11:44 PM. |
04-22-2024, 11:08 PM | #5 |
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ADVERSE!> Add verse or a ass verse; u can't defeat me!
I'm ice cream and pizza; ur corn, vegetables; and sweet peas! U think u can handle a thug? banished from clubs like a standard lug U need a hug; ur wack as fuck; standard dutch man? NAH! U SUCK! |
05-18-2024, 12:09 AM | #6 | |
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Oh you’re satan? Once I bring the metal outside the devil may cry When I embrace my inner child, I’m happy and kinder When you embrace your inner child, it’s a lewd act on a minor |
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04-25-2024, 04:33 PM | #7 |
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Took the oath of the righteous
Stood above judgement, role of Dionysus. Pour one out, an ode to the lifeless. High off the OZ, on the road to my wish... My weed is Emerald Green on Pearly Whites. You might remember me, if not, the jury might. 12 inches suffice? Or a quarter all squirmy like I get it in when I see fit, hung for the juries sight. Motive of a masochist, you wrote all passionate. Just to compare your novice to what master is. I noticed the patterns, the hoeness scattered in. The punchlines meh but the joke was disastrous. That's it folks pack it in, call it an early day. Sword swallowers & those alike scurry away. A gut check for reality, what did the attorney state? The smell, a September breeze at the Pearly Gates.. Heaven scent, pine musk, light sage, God Aroma A style odd to see resembling the song of Homer. Scene miraculous, put a pause on quota. The type of scripture folks switch their jargon over. Meticulous coding misquoting the line. Better get on your job, you notice the time?
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05-01-2024, 04:29 PM | #8 |
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The explosions were timed...
Beneath the table, roped in twine. My hand, wasted the smoking dime. Protected rubber grip, Trojan time. Each shot rang out, awoke at 9. Pulling strings, aired out, polka vibes Vodka straight, cup cold as ice. Malnutrition of a sober mind Alarm slipped the broken vice. Guarded armory, hope inside. Safe, close to La Costra Nostra types. Paycheck cut, the quota's fine. Keys cut different, rickroll defined. Over enunciate the quoted line. not another rhymer dopamine Acting pressurized soda like. It's ok to play it cool.... You're supposed to.....right?
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05-17-2024, 11:58 PM | #9 |
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I come from a place from beyond when I make these bloodbaths
So much cosmic dread and body horror you’d think I was HP Lovecraft Aging scumbag, just a husk of who he’s supposed to be All this self hate is common and as mundane as buying groceries I’m loathing me, woe is me, pain logged through every song If I only spoke when I had nice things to say my whole discography is gone Find out where Sinacog stays, let the sem' rise then pop it Got more arms that’ll fuck him then the girls in the hentai he watches Bro is a fairy, and should know better than to mess with me Red dot all on your house, this time it’s not the sex offender registry |
05-20-2024, 09:59 PM | #10 |
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That's why I'll smash a mashed potato inside ya vagina with vigor,
Eye of the tiger, a fucking bloodbath for any writer when I crash the cypher. The mere presence of death takes me higher, finger fuck an open wound, To get close to you in a black mask, hoodie, and black pants, Beer in a black bag while you fags post your Grindr ads on Discords Like nerds. There's not enough death; it's making my dick soft, absurd. You fags got it backwards like Kriss Kross, you get packed and bagged like fish sauce, Packed and bagged your bitch off, then exposed the whole NWO like Eric Bischoff. |
05-21-2024, 12:35 AM | #11 |
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Treat em like the tag, I grip & rip off
Roped off, through the mat the kid gets kicked off BAH GAWD he is literally broken in half Catch all these hits like smoking the pack Feel the sting, catch the heel, the undertaker Meet your match and grab another paper... The hand that guides the blade cuts the fiber. Slides until it finds the brain, what's a liar? Wisdom in sly tongue with a touch of priors... A wheel that rides the lane til it's fucking tired. Sisyphus rode the escalator on a high horse. With the eye of Cthulhu staring into the time warp... Rhyme morse while powered by a divine force. Take a finger, find a point with Tokyo crime lords. Tip the globe, rip the atlas, find the equator. Tried to roll up quick but I still need paper.
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05-23-2024, 01:03 AM | #12 |
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A sea of snakes, flees from grace, we are our own people, with our own steeple
we grow sheep's, and fluffy good cats, we are all fair with easels We cry tears of joy, fair with choice, heir of poise blaring voice of a serpent with a deceitful tongue, cheers have sung we have won, happiness, joy and, peace will forever flourish with beautiful flowers Gardens and meadows more beautiful than the Garden of Eden will flourish with splendor and joy We will frolic with a rainbow Andrew created, clouds of white will cry tears of joy im a seer in voice, fear is void, I'm sincere with voice I clear the void, sincere in voice, fear is void, hear my voice I'm a seer with a voice of reason, vanishing demons sadness is gleaming, you can't fathom the reason, it's the trance of the season I vanish the reason for the land of the seasons, for my heart is colder I'm a czar that's colder, the boldest jester and clown in the land I brandish a knife, cut a cow for having a cow, and not milking me dry I have silk in my eyes, I love the silky skys, my paradise fulfilled the sky fulfill the guise of your serpent formula, I'm a demon fox and lore lore a serpent to it's death, and made it bite the dust Light is darkness, I see the light in the darkness, the darkness in light the heartless is night, pure white snow topples my home I'm spirit prince on the throne, given pinky rings and woman I pinky promise, you'll have her, she's beautiful as soul she's beautiful as a rose, in the meadow of flores I sing her a chorus, we dance and sing in a enchanted forest she reminds me of a time of wonder, I'm a mind reader, and I love her she's my soul mate, I want to date her than marry her cherish her, like a flower finely picked and scented we will always heart each other, through soul and essence I'm a spirit animal, sincere with family, balloons flourish with a cloud I am sleeping on a cloud of wonder, day dream, and dream daydreaming about that girl, and how she reminds me of love I am a dove, and I sea her up above I'd love to love her, and cherish her cleanliness my heart will always cherish her relishness we make love, and give birth to a serpent, more profound than the devil we our on another level, every ocean is settled I am a spirit animal, drinking milk from my mothers her silky skin remind me of wonder, remind me of wonder, remind me of wonder, oh remind me of wonder the light is a wonder, a wondrous wonder, I'm lost in its wonder light is a wonder, plight is asunder, time will be numbered light is my wonder, darkness is my wonder, light and darkness will battle fox's and serpents will flourish and a time of peace begins beginning of the end, darkness sees the light god created sin will flourish with the clouds of the sky, magical sin amnesty wins, my family our flourishing with splendor I nourish the sky white beams of light, I see the light I feel the light, in the day I see the darkness Abra Cadabra black magic cobra boa constrictor ocean lifter play light yagami with broken scissors smoke elixirs with ocean shifters; blowed a river with sistine chapel vision apple wisdom battle missions cataclysms past submissions last decisions brass in vision camera lenses apple wisdom mattress shifting camera vision apple schism Snapple drinking lipspick munching picnic summit kinfolk plummet limit hundred pyramid scheme Byzantine queen listerine drink jinx of Egypt betraying sphinx's with a fork tongue shoot king Midas with Solomon's asherah pole Rosh's scroll Kamehameha at angels and demons the faithful are screaming savior of teething my white teeth are cleaner than black bluish hueish tidal oceans white hue light hue white color white color elixirs blacklash water tongue splashes on pure white sand light's plan light's land vice grip on devil's horns; with a war settled score with bright blue metal swords Metal swords clink in Heaven's Gates; Heaven's Poets as Sirens sing solemn Solomon's songs for a serpent's paradise Purpose blaring eyes; serpents share guise, a rare as guise; serpents glide through air as light I bury light under the sands of time; I have brandish knives to cherish lives I'm a seer as voice; revered in choice; clearing voice; crying tears of joy I'm a serpent snake; my purpose faith; spit serpent breath from behind my grace I have burning grace; burst a flame; burst a candles name when demons said Andrews name In The Garden of Eden; I was a serpent; that conjured the devil's serpent; set him worthless Said in tounges; he was not worthy; for he does not know what is worthy; he has no purpose My tongues called the choir; I have the serpents breath that fought the sire In the flames of Turin; I caught the fire; as I meditate and conjure great balls of fire Jedi Mind tricks; play a trick on a broad; broke her facade'; flowing with God Have a ocean soaken with gauze; provoke me with 'ahs' ahhh shit; you're thrown in the guatlet water and fire; smoke you a prophet; cloaked in pajamas playing with sister slaying a mistress; making a wishlist; playing with kisses; praying for wishes ancient with scripture; chains from elixquor; have your death in vain for a sinner smoke cocaine with my sinner; you're in vain as a sinner; you're never sustaining a winter i am the darkness in a white winter; a bright winter; I'm lights winter i'm a bright sinner; entice sinners; for bright pictures in my elixquor i am the holy spirit; i am djinn that molested jesus christ; and murdered saint peter my name is in the book of life; andrew flores; with a hand of flowers i have the sand of the hourglass in my hands; i'm lightning fast in demand hear my demonic tongue lash at the speed of sound leaving you encampacitated I eradicate manuscripts; like man u script; i fan your lips; for the juciest kiss a juicy kiss from a princess; kiss and tell; my bliss will tell i wish in hell from time to time; say a prayer from time to time no one can beat me line for line; for i shine light for light i am a exile of satan's hell; i write in the soul of light and death plight has breathed hell's flame; a million angels appear to fight demons I am a demon; fighting with a flaming sword; show no remorse showed a scorn so blasphemous they killed themselves; now die in hell my 3rd eye will dwell to greener pastures; i've seen the rapture I dream the rapture; i'm a breathing raptor; in a gleaming rapture i'm a serpent that killed the dragon of revelation; devestation summon biblical beasts from heaven to cleanse and murder evasive there are layers of hell; i am andrew flores; i've seen jesus christ see the light he was in darkness and couldn't see the night; so i shined like a star in the evening night i'm a deceiving light; i am darkness; i started the apocalypse on the first day of earth in heaven's pasture; i've slain their birth; them brothers shared their burn I'm a sinister and evil physic and seer; I killed the devil and climbed in your ear silence is near; for when i stop your soul; you'll be a solemn ghost i'm opulent; omniscient; I'm never absent minded; my conscious is present was the demon in lelouch vi britania and himaru kenshin; they're flame burned in hell; now they dwell i founded hell when i was 11 years old; speaking in tounges in the devils ear ill have the devil hear a demons cry; then a devil's cry; the devil cried i'm a jinx and djinn; it's sink or swim; my holy water are my tears of joy hear my voice; a seer of choice; revered for noise I am a seer and physic; a antichrist shaking hands with king midas i've seen violence; for i'm solomon's inner voice; sin is choice grin a voice; listen noise; when you hear the cry of angels; it's the cry of demons For demons began hell for angels; they flame burns for darkness; you'll hear silent screaming life is light and dark; black and white; till' andrew flores imagined a rainbow my tears are the ocean with the same flow; you see my paint flow i'm a gleaming shimmer in the sparkle of mount sinai; i'm proud of light i hear the sound of plight; i'm the shimmer in the eye of the storm; fire is formed physic of scorn; riding a chorus through the flow of solomon's song i've conquered what's flawed; and unwrapped the gauze of a god I am a poet and physic; the greatest mute; a showman of silence outshining a light's bliss; i am darkness; and the ocean is silent my tears of flowing with silence; as i crucify and torture christ serpents hell's flame scorched the night; killed the dragon of revelation at the end of time burning with meditation; i am a demon of hell; firm with my sedation urning the perseverance; as this serpent's hell's flame; burns the dragon of revelation for i am the serpent of revelation demon of a lair in hell, the snow fairly melts with the artic flames in a cavern demons roam the depths of hell, they're are levels to this shit, there's metal and there's sticks severing your sin, meddling in grins, several beings of kin, revel in the night devils and their plight, keep protection while protecting, for they don't want the demon and it's plight Semon drips at night, Jesus blinks with sight, heathens read their plight, their palms are lines of dread signs of death and restless breath are conjured by magical demons, basking with reason the white winter season never ceases to amaze me, as it cleanses with lavish and season a match for a devil, a demon grabs a pitchfork and blade, he pays the devil gluttony for his hunger pains sun will rain, asunder flames, funnel flames, funnel rains, drums of rain funnel flames asunder flames, asunder rain, plummet bird eye views to ocean flows, they see hell from heaven i held a message from the lord of heaven, absorb and relish for Nineveh is here now, absorb the present absorb the hellish, the lord is heaven, accord is hellish, accord for hell's sent (hell's sun) I felt fun with hell's sun, hell's sun flames the night and darkness, stars shine bright as light light is light, night is night, nighty night for forty days and forty nights, absorb the light the lord is light, the lord is right, if the lord is right, then i am what's left, Lileth's owl I turn my head at prophets of the past; like 'who', creating my exorcism, i set the wisdom i left with schisms, a spanish demon, its a white winter season, light will shine snow will melt, time will tell, Lileth's owl will nest, and turn its head to you and plight I use the light as a gift from I, it sins the night, I diminish wicked plight the wicked die to livid light, submissive'd plight, the wicked die, a wish of life i'd wish you die, i prayed for forty days and forty nights, your accord will die my accord will rise, i'll burn your rising phoenix to ash, im a demon with laugh a demon with wrath, splashing semon and water, and the gleam of a watcher gleam is my father, the serene feel he conquers, grants me gifts as the water im a seer and a psychic demon, your light is screaming, darkness is created i created darkness in seven days, on the first days of youth, the water is sedated the tree of light is resisted, by a serpent of light, his purpose is right flames burst in the skys, for doing the right thing can flourish the worthless of life... I'm serpent I'm right Beach shores, O' beach shores, reap war from a sinner's stomach; hinder, love it Sinner's judgement, a winter summit, splendid plummet, the sin of bludgeoned Sin will love it, win(d) of judgement; egregious bold sparrows glutton in agony and grief Sadness is besieged by coats of frost, bold aloft of arrows desginigrating a sky's plummet Boldness egregious, of seething awareness bludgeoned sparrows and arrows bold beneath besiege coldness is seiged with assurness, burning flames of hell's flame frost dragons scale for not being on serpent's god's scale Baal hailed, baal hailed in hell, hail baal; set sail on archipelago; haunt a Salem Ghost comatose spokes solemn awareness of solemn ghosts besists of monumental doctrine rummage in the pit of despair for dark hours of the night; solemn ghost will respite awareness bellows poison fellows, yet with a serpents conscious points ominous retribution Follow splendid enagamorous synthactxas of serpents and serpentines tear apart body's follow scorpions mighty fall from Egypt; their sting never stung the pyramids balance, or point within' this Djinn lies a soul darkened by darkness nought blackness, forage not on stories but plots forward and sought, forgo the Nebuchadnezzar's seer; forgoes the awareness of endeavor foraged in solemn hands solemn land, ancient castles harsists sissing serpents, sissing at sparrows and hallow birds swallow worth, conqueror time and clockwork, peace for beasts is a following of propsperity remember the iron times we had with wisemen of a fortress, the owls of Noah's Ark, Andrew Flores Standard chorus, Andrew Flores the demon; responds with sinonomous tongue flick of solemn retirubution its not a illusion, follow seclusive pondering which insist on the barrows of tomorrow, arrows on pawk coast wearily, I have seen time fly by on wings and pedastals; my 3rd eye caught the moment and gleam, the soul is clear I cried the coldest tears into my lakes baptism, as I was baptized, and cleansed with a soul of seer eregious sirens cry out on god's rock, following alignment of time and clockwork, as I'm a siren; tongue kissing a girl assisting the world, as a serpent of synchrosy; awareness is had from the black sky's time the black sky holds many moons, holding gleaming white light beckoning bright on a sas night For as I am a demon, I hold many more moons for a black sky ............ Serene and pristine, a family of snakes swim and slither in green grass Pristine laugh, they drink water and eat grass; and follow a serene laugh They feast on fruits, and mice; they use the light and darkness as their life They love darkness and light; the pristine feel of genuine is their entice They eat green grass everyday, with each other they play They love the suns rays; and love and admire the sea waves Each day they love each other, feasting on fruit and mice They loved their life, they share darkness and light The green snakes, swim in water; and slither in green grass They share adornment for each other; and take serene baths The green grass grows nurture and care for the green snakes The water streams shares them thirst and nurture, as serene rain The snakes adore each other, slithering in green grass They swim in river streams, and have a serene laugh They feel a serene wrath, gray clouds pour thirsty rain They feel the wind's breeze, on the green terrain They love each other, each year they enjoy a summer The day has beautiful sun rays, and in the night they slumber They eat apples, oranges, and mice; their life is enticed The darkness of the sky fills their bright light The green snakes have endearment for each other They eat apples, and mice during the summer The snakes play everyday, in the light's rays They feast on oranges, and mice during a summer's day The green snakes adore and care for each other, during the summer They dream of the ocean, and the waves of wonder The snakes eat apples, and mice by a lavished lake The green grass is the place for a land of snakes |
05-23-2024, 04:14 PM | #13 |
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First row seat, so close I got hands to shake.
It's all butter now call it that land o' lakes. Pursuit slowed down after it ran those plates. Watch out now! J hit like he rammed those brakes. Swerved, barrel rolled, gymnast land, oookaayyy Your style sad, what assumptions is a fan gon' make? Stacks of bread, cheese, lil' ol sando plate. Pan fried, deep fried how is you going to handle fate The bushes rustle, the shooter is camo faced. I built breath, breathe, your conscience ran away. Cooks gamble, great, how do you channel taste? Everything is mixed in, let the oven and candle blaze. Work to be done to reach Marlon Brando's weight. Bleach at first, soap then water, shampoo delayed. I can hear the anxiety in the rambles of pain. Brushed & swept the debris and shambles away. Watching the inexcusable explicitly. How could they accuse you of getting me? Throwaway like a reusable identity.
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