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Diode · 01-21-2014, 10:04 AM

nobody would be confused by that because a sane person knows how the oxford comma works

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 10:09 AM

Do you even appositive, bro?

ANY SANE PERSON WOULD KNOW JFK AND STALIN AREN'T STRIPPERS, DIODE.

dead man · 01-21-2014, 10:21 AM

pancake u r the best.

<3

Witty · 01-21-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Diode

OXFORD FOR LIFE

Lmao

Perfect

Diode · 01-21-2014, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

Do you even appositive, bro?

ANY SANE PERSON WOULD KNOW JFK AND STALIN AREN'T STRIPPERS, DIODE.

i prefer the a person who understands a piece of information over leaving a person to assume information

Certain · 01-21-2014, 11:27 AM

@Diode, do you actually think you know more about grammar than me?

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 11:28 AM

You can use the oxford or not use it. It's personal preference unless you're writing under a specific guideline.

Certain pls

Certain · 01-21-2014, 11:31 AM

Pancake, do you actually think you know more about grammar than me?

I understand the merits of both formats. If you're writing a magazine, you should conform to journalistic style.

Diode · 01-21-2014, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

@Diode, do you actually think you know more about grammar than me?

I know a lot about grammar. This is a silly pissing contest to start as most of it is subjective outside of strict standards used for publication.

I am not a novice to those standards as I have been published both in print and online.

Let's not.

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 11:38 AM

You don't dispute what I said, correct? Good. I didn't say I know grammar better than you. Doesn't bother me.

I'm not sure if you're trolling with the Text Magazine=Journalistic thing. If you're not, this is not a published magazine. It's a magazine in name only, just because that's what they've always been called. And it's for text. Such formalities are not applicable here, brah. I've written magazines for open mic, tag tourney, and this. Never have I used journalistic guidelines, rules, or style formats. I think doing that would be unnecessary, boring, and overkill. I like apples, oranges, and bananas but not pears, cantaloupes, or kiwis.

Witty · 01-21-2014, 11:41 AM

Grammar is ghey.

Diode · 01-21-2014, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

You don't dispute what I said, correct? Good. I didn't say I know grammar better than you. Doesn't bother me.

I'm not sure if you're trolling with the Text Magazine=Journalistic thing. If you're not, this is not a published magazine. It's a magazine in name only, just because that's what they've always been called. And it's for text. Such formalities are not applicable here, brah. I'm written magazines for open mic, tag tourney, and this. Never have I used journalistic guidelines, rules, or style formats. I think doing that would be unnecessary, boring, and overkill. I like apples, oranges, and bananas but not pears, cantaloupes, or kiwis.

Witty · 01-21-2014, 11:47 AM

It took me way too long to realise that was only 4 people.

Certain · 01-21-2014, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

I know a lot about grammar. This is a silly pissing contest to start as most of it is subjective outside of strict standards used for publication.

I am not a novice to those standards as I have been published both in print and online.

Let's not.

My writing and editing is published almost every day in print and online. Grammar is what I do for a living. And you actually think you know more about it than me.

And Pancake, I was joking inasmuch as Diode's adorable cartoons were a joke. Obviously I don't care about the grammar used here.

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 12:05 PM

I thought so. It's tough to tell with you Certain. You're very srs.

Continue the comma fight w/ Diode.

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 12:07 PM

Diode · 01-21-2014, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

My writing and editing is published almost every day in print and online. Grammar is what I do for a living. And you actually think you know more about it than me.

And Pancake, I was joking inasmuch as Diode's adorable cartoons were a joke. Obviously I don't care about the grammar used here.

This is a silly pissing contest.

Certain · 01-21-2014, 12:16 PM

Yes. You can't admit to knowing less about anything than anyone, so it's a waste of my time. But today's my day off.

NYCSPITZ · 01-21-2014, 12:17 PM

lol dope mag yo

Witty · 01-21-2014, 12:20 PM

Hey guys.

Define grammar.

01-21-2014, 10:04 AM	#21
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01-21-2014, 10:09 AM	#22
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01-21-2014, 11:28 AM	#27
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	You can use the oxford or not use it. It's personal preference unless you're writing under a specific guideline. Certain pls __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-21-2014, 11:38 AM	#30
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	You don't dispute what I said, correct? Good. I didn't say I know grammar better than you. Doesn't bother me. I'm not sure if you're trolling with the Text Magazine=Journalistic thing. If you're not, this is not a published magazine. It's a magazine in name only, just because that's what they've always been called. And it's for text. Such formalities are not applicable here, brah. I've written magazines for open mic, tag tourney, and this. Never have I used journalistic guidelines, rules, or style formats. I think doing that would be unnecessary, boring, and overkill. I like apples, oranges, and bananas but not pears, cantaloupes, or kiwis. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-21-2014, 11:27 AM	#26
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	@Diode, do you actually think you know more about grammar than me?

01-21-2014, 11:31 AM	#28
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Pancake, do you actually think you know more about grammar than me? I understand the merits of both formats. If you're writing a magazine, you should conform to journalistic style.

01-21-2014, 11:41 AM	#31
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Grammar is ghey. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2014, 11:47 AM	#33
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	It took me way too long to realise that was only 4 people. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2014, 12:05 PM	#35
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I thought so. It's tough to tell with you Certain. You're very srs. Continue the comma fight w/ Diode. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-21-2014, 12:16 PM	#38
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Yes. You can't admit to knowing less about anything than anyone, so it's a waste of my time. But today's my day off.

01-21-2014, 12:17 PM	#39
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01-21-2014, 12:20 PM	#40
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Hey guys. Define grammar. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.