Post Season Magazine #1

[Lecture]

Introduction
Well the regular season is over, the playoffs begin & not all of the top record holding heads signed up for it so it may end up being a softer run for a few people to the championship match. Last week was rubbish as far as verses go as well as voting. Its the end of the season though with no penalties to be applied so what the hell did we expect right? The brackets for the playoffs can be found here:

http://www.betterbracketmaker.com/#!/90eb330793e15



Match Reviews

Storyteller v Lotto Smirk
Story won by no show, Lotto asked for an extension and still no showed. Clearly he was jammed up watching midget porn.

Undead v Split
Double no show

Flo Real v Ronic
Flo took this battle 4-1 with the only vote for Ronic coming from Atomic. The irony in that alone. Especially since a few voters didn't even believe it was close.

NBL Spotlight: Knucklehead vs. Hush (Pic Match)
Of course this didn't happen. Publicity stunt.

Shank Sinatra v R!cantheoryz
Shank won by no show. R!can was busy eating beans & rice.

Meth v Atomic
Anyone else sick of seeing these two battle? Meth ended up taking this battle 8-0 in the vote tally. Suprise suprise.

Rhode v Cymbicort
Blah battle. Rhode ended up winning, few concepts could of been worded better Cymbicort lost 5-1 with his only vote coming from Atomic. Starting to see a pattern here.

Lecture vs Karma
3-0 Lecture. Karma was weak & Lecture gave zero fucks.

Gazette v Slowhands
3-1 Gaz Slowhands seemed lazy in this match, Gazette took advantage of that & walked away with the W. Side note, Slows only vote came from who? Atomic. Yup you guessed it.

FGR v Pryde
3-0 FGR was a decent battle. One slip could of changed the battle direction, neither really threw the battle away FGR just snatched it.

Championship Match: Bob v Philly
Voided. Both no showed at different times during the battle, how disappointing. It was bad enough Knuck & Hush didn't battle but fuck.

Loast v Rawn MacDon
Loast with the shut out 3-0 possibly only due to Rawns terrible wording of his concepts. Would of been a different battle with some effort Rawn.


Battle of the Week
This got its spot because it was the best battle of the week. Neither will have their punches included in the Best Punches section because they got their spotlight here.

FGR vs Pryde

i wrote this quick you hobo's dick..i'll neva pay homage to this geek
if i show the utmost respect, it's props to him for trashing ur last week
FGR snap yah spine for thinking ur fine. lately u been comin off sweet
so i'll bend yah vertebrae the wrong way until it gets you back on ur feet
prydes funeral is today. face it i'm known to casket bitches..
when i suture body in all black cuz thats the common color of stitches
i'm dope w/ the hits bro. in the punch league your never mentioned
except you struggling w/ meth..idk whether to joke or setup a intervention
this disgusting pedo isnt beating me in this battle. all his punchs suck
im leaving here w/ minor bruises, like when u climb on ur baby sister to fuck


Your city hate you youre not that dude, your lazy punches are remnicent of fat kids
If this young philly want it with the god that's cool... but this gonna turn out way different then that did
You wack and low tier.... or maybe your actually a genius in person
Maybe its just your acting roll, and get in character with terrible verses
Nahh this man a birdwatching butterfly catcher, clearly as soft as things get
..I mean I dont think he means hood hopper when he talks about swing sets
Even tho he phony i would never box with fgr, theres other things I'd much rather be doing
This man's a runner... If we was in the ring his travel around it would span three movie's
Id beat yo ass cruelly, you can't see me and there isn't a man that could
Fuck a grapple, If I pick you up I'm dropping you off like aaron hernandez would


Verse of the Week
Everyone who fucking dropped a verse this week pat yourself on the back. There was no stand out verse to give props to, so everyone who put the effort forward just imagine your verse here.


Best Punches From Each Battler
How many cunts I scraped? Stacks, queer
Flo dont get it - bitch asked me for a papsmear
Ronic vs Flo

he ain't frightening, I'm rolling thunder he jus rolls the dice
if this cats lightning... its cus he's over in a flash and he never hits twice
Flo vs Ronic

After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
Gazette vs Slowhands

you're not fear-able, even your roast pic proves this vigin isn't hitted on
so putting g on the spot, will be the closest this pussies ever been to one
Slowhands vs Gazette

Cymbicort vs Rhode

I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
Rhode vs Cymbicort

Plus gurls don't have time for u, they see him as less worth
If a chick ever say 'Whatsapp' she's just refer'n to a social network
Karma vs Lecture

Open mics, topicals, battles, u name it & he aint smashin it
so its no surprise when I leave Kar wrecked like a traffic accident
Lecture vs Karma

shoot the fucking homo in the face just to save his misery,
u've never pulled a bird in ur life, i'd be shocked if hes EVER gave the Chickadee.
Atomic vs Meth

Honestly I think you're gay, I don't really have a reason why
I feel it in my gut, and I'm pretty sure you scream that when you're w/ your guy
Meth vs Atomic

Besides, I only hit clean females that douche and use the baday
Game ur bitch an twister box, while your go on play dates w friends and proceed to lose in that game
Rawn vs Loast

i'm on a grown man status n ya Disney flow is what your Bars do hold
we all see Rawn Stoppable lines n has a childish feel that comes off with a cartoon show
Loast vs Rawn MacDon


Predictions
1: Knucklehead vs. 16: Pryde
2: Cashius vs. 15: Strikta
3: Dominate vs. 14: Boredom
4: Rayge vs. 13: Lecture
5: Patrick vs. 12: God of War
6: Meth vs. 11: Untold
7: Defiant vs. 10: Atomic
8: FGR vs. 9: Philly


Meth's Shower Music



Outro
Fuck a throw back battle, stop living in the past. Focus on the playoffs and the future because half if not more than the shit being wrote now would get destroyed by a throw back battle which is fucking terrible. This mag was done completely unbias, don't like my opinions however you can suck my dick. It got about as much effort as the league got last week. So many no shows & voided battles. Goodluck to everyone in the playoffs hopefully we see some upsets but with how the brackets are set I highly fucking doubt it.