Trademark (1-0) vs Drift (2-0)-DRIFT WINS

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NBL Season 7
Week 14

Due FRIDAY, March 7th

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@Trademark @Drift

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Going TEN.

2-0 NBL Battle Record? Awesome no show wins... werD... Lol

I'll bruise son with the hands, quick. This dude sucks, he's just wack, kids,
& There’s not 1 hair product that could help the flaky punches thrown up against Dan, Drift.
How many times can we tell you son, that you’re scum and a poser,
So I hope you’re able to finally catch the Drift… Of the tail end of my car running you over.
And that’s the honest truth homie, your rhymes are basic and simple,
Cause when it comes to a Drift punch… I’ll gladly drive one of those right into your temple.
It’s sad he get’s no pussy AT ALL, not one chick desires this orphan,
If you ever heard a bitch scream in Drift Sheets… She’s practicing for a choir performance.
I go out, get drunk & pussy daily… He obviously gets bombed alone,
Truth is I fuck bitches in exotic places w/palm tree’s, While you’re fuckin your palm at home.

bLahhh 10. You Lose, sir.

[Drift]

Sup.

Damn you're weak, and I don't even need to pack the heat.
You'll just get a Sharp Axe to the head like you're in a 3 way match this week
You talk like you're nice with the hands like you typing a Rocky verse
But why Trade Blows, when that's what we say to ourselves everytime you drop a verse
You got that cpt. Kirk swag cause your hoes the size of the enterprise
A forklift is what I drive for work, a forklift for her is a fucking Exercise.
Probly some emo kid, and I hate to pry in dudes issues..
But bro when I say Carrie Yourself, I don't mean take an entire School with you
My lines Excalibur, sharp as fuck, so get on my rhyming caliber
Cause all your stale shit wouldn't even be Flavor of the Month on the Mayan calendar

GG.

[Bender]

I'll bruise son with the hands, quick. This dude sucks, he's just wack, kids,
& There’s not 1 hair product that could help the flaky punches thrown up against Dan, Drift.

I go out, get drunk & pussy daily… He obviously gets bombed alone,
Truth is I fuck bitches in exotic places w/palm tree’s, While you’re fuckin your palm at home

vs

Damn you're weak, and I don't even need to pack the heat.
You'll just get a Sharp Axe to the head like you're in a 3 way match this week

You got that cpt. Kirk swag cause your hoes the size of the enterprise
A forklift is what I drive for work, a forklift for her is a fucking Exercise.

Damn this is a close battle, very difficult to judge this. I want to say that TM had some decent punches in there and at first I thought he might take this but then I read Drifts verse. I have never seen anything from this guy but I actually thought his first bar was pretty dope. LOTB in my opinion. They both pretty much had the same amount of punches that I liked. TM had a more well rounded verse but Drift had more lines that made me lol.

Vote- Drift

[Answer]

I'll bruise son with the hands, quick. This dude sucks, he's just wack, kids,
& There’s not 1 hair product that could help the flaky punches thrown up against Dan, Drift.

vs

You got that cpt. Kirk swag cause your hoes the size of the enterprise
A forklift is what I drive for work, a forklift for her is a fucking Exercise.

^ that shit is hysterical

Probly some emo kid, and I hate to pry in dudes issues..
But bro when I say Carrie Yourself, I don't mean take an entire School with you


TM had some okay concepts, but his wording hurt him a lot. I'm also not a huge fan of 4 out of 5 bars being nameplays on the word Drift - it's incredibly redundant. Drift had some funny shit, wasn't a huge fan of the mayan bar but the rest of it was pretty consistent and on point to be honest

MVGT - Drift

[Greed]

Palm trees

Vs

Trade blows, forklift, Carrie

The Dan drift line was forced af to me and ruined the whole verse for me. Drift had a couple good ones in there

V drift

[ill nik-A]

Trademark, wasn't a fan, disliked the drift lines a lot and none of them payed off, wording is so key, one nameplay a verse is sufficient if fresh enough, drift had a forklift line that's been done before but the Carrie line was nice funny I just watched the remake, I have good potential never read ur stuff before

V drift

[Tic]

Dan Drift idea was cool, but it's forced because no one puts a 'T' at the end of dandruff. Also the name plays got redundant after the 2nd one in a row. Palm trees line was pretty good though. Drift had a couple nice lines with Carrie / Forklift. Drift was a bit more consistent.

V/ Drift

[Tettris]

I go out, get drunk & pussy daily… He obviously gets bombed alone,
Truth is I fuck bitches in exotic places w/palm tree’s, While you’re fuckin your palm at home.

vs

You got that cpt. Kirk swag cause your hoes the size of the enterprise
A forklift is what I drive for work, a forklift for her is a fucking Exercise.
Probly some emo kid, and I hate to pry in dudes issues..
But bro when I say Carrie Yourself, I don't mean take an entire School with you

trade underestimated drift here...nice battle tho gentelmen...

v/Drift

[KwaL!ty]

I'll bruise son with the hands, quick. This dude sucks, he's just wack, kids,
& There’s not 1 hair product that could help the flaky punches thrown up against Dan, Drift.


vs


You talk like you're nice with the hands like you typing a Rocky verse
But why Trade Blows, when that's what we say to ourselves everytime you drop a verse
You got that cpt. Kirk swag cause your hoes the size of the enterprise
A forklift is what I drive for work, a forklift for her is a fucking Exercise.
Probly some emo kid, and I hate to pry in dudes issues..
But bro when I say Carrie Yourself, I don't mean take an entire School with you



Never seen Drift before but was impressed, Trade came with a ton of nameplays which got a little sour.


Vote-Drift.

[RudeBoy]

Palm tress

Vs.

Carrie yourself

Close 1ive seen the forklift concepts many time both had 1 good one felt palm trees hit a little harder imo

V/tm