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NBL Mag #2: NETCEE WORLD ORDER EDITION
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Welcome to the NBL Season Mag 2……..2……2…. Yes, it was blessed by the hands of dlbeezus aka dlb mcmahon so u have to repeat that 3 times or I will hunt you down and kill you. Also, as first act, you MUST listen to the NWO theme song while you read this, for emphasis, or I will sign you out. This week’s battles had it’s mix of complete faggotry from Beyond’s blatant hate wall votes of ignorance to Lotto Smirk no showing back to back & u.o.e.n.o. it (or give a fuck). It also had high points like the Neigh vs. Bayou shit & sn00p vs. cash to name a few. Also, SHOUT THE FUCK OUT to all the niggas who ain’t even in the league and voting on battles, respect given to ya’ll. The ban hammer will be spared amongst your souls. Oh yeah, DLB got the ban hammer so if u fucking around in my league and I catch you, I will force you to watch Robranda twerk endlessly for 24 hrs then ban you. Let’s have a good NBL season this time around, Orc put me in charge of the New Net Nazi World Order while his comp was dead. I WILL NOT…. Fail…. Him…. Last edited by DLB; 10-03-2013 at 01:05 PM. |
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Battle Reviews
Phuck Yew vs. Apex – Apex is a faggot for not showing clearly. He can go suck ADick. Phuck Yew wins by no show Namesake vs. Bags – how ironic that Bags was talking all that shit to cunt aka namesake aka faggot on every account aka worst troll of 2013 candidate but didn’t have the balls to post a verse. Smh the same guy saying he’d fuck AK’s mom a week ago suddenly goes MIA like the fat pussy he is. Cunt wins Blanco Bishop vs. John Dillinger – I thought my boy Dillinger would show, but nah, he must’ve gotten abducted by Dontroll aka Tyson and being subjected to no net access for 24 days along w/ Malachi. RIP u fuckers, Blanco won by no show. WAIT…. Technically he ain’t tho cause he ain’t even vote on anything. HAHAHAHA u dumb fuck, your win turns into an L. Sintro vs. Strange – Strange asked for a ext and I swore he was gonna show, then poof, son goes missing on that milk carton shit and Sintro took a no show win, but he prob aint vote so idc, he took an L as well if he didn't and he a decent battler tbh don’t sleep on the guy tho KnowP vs. Rawn M.D. – Rawn’s faggotry was definitely shown through this no show. Son act like he ain’t got time to type up a verse through his phone while he on the bus but he got time to breathe through them caves he calls nostrils. KnowP wins by noshow but also probably didn’t vote and that’s an L in my league Cakedout vs. Lotto Smirk – Caked no show’d and tbh he typed verses like a newb but Lotto noshowed twice in a row and will be signed out of my league until he dickrides my net ego and begs for forgiveness. Double hoe show Death vs. PiE – son no showed and I honestly thought he would drop a verse. Maybe he was discouraged after Blue took his virginity w/ a bar, maybe he listening to Drake new album finding a reason to live. Death Wins by noshow Boredom vs. Defiant – the first battle I can talk about that actually happened. OH WAIT…. Defiant ain’t show. Defiant decided to not show, and dude’s another decent head. Boredom dropped the type number countdown verse too, just hitting his e-dougie on ‘em. Boredom Wins by noshow Karaoke vs. Allen Knight – finally, a battle with verses. I felt Kar came a bit harder & most voters agreed with it. The realign line was just fiyah, it was a hadoken to the soul & AK didn’t drop like he did against me tbh I seen both do a lot better but Kar won this by majority vote Knucklehead vs. Tic Tac – yo real talk, this battle might’ve been txtual diarrhea straight out the ass of Robranda while she was twerking so it spewed onto my computer screen. Tic either a newb or tryna elevate and he was voting so he cool w/ the dlb but his punches was lacking and knuck dropped like he was a newb entirely. This shit was trash but Knuck won barely Senny vs. Decibel – I found this battle pretty cool even though Decibel ain’t have a quotable imo cause son got potential. He just needs to work on wording, same w/ Senny. Senny already making verses like he a vet tho so he prob a gaylias just waiting to expose itself. The detour line was LOLmatic, along w/ the Chinese surgeon. Senny wins but he losin’ if the IP check exposes him tbh Dominate vs. Beyond – okay, first off, Beyond if u write a wall of text hate voting anyone who voted against you and I see it, I will ball that wall of text up and stick it straight up your candy ass, jabroni. Other than that, this battle was a nice read. BOTW was written all over it and unless anything else is like this, this def got it. The txt gods were smiling when they saw this. Dominate and Beyond was trading lines back n forth when it came to quoting on some ending to Rocky vs. Drago shit. The makeout line and strikta-premature son lines had me feeling like I needed to take a walk to cleanse my soul cause BAH GAWD, THIS WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER. Shit was fiyah, but only one could win and most ppl felt Dom won in a heated battle R!can Theoryz vs. Unfuckwitable – This battle was horrible tbh, Rican like the most notable vet who still makes verses like a newb for some reason & unfukwitable might be a newb truly. You both need to work on wording honestly, shit was horrid. Unfukwitable won but his votes count this week as dlb da god felt a soft spot in my heart to count them as voting links but next week, explain them or I will destroy your town looking for you Cashius vs. Sn00p – Cash and Snoop some notable dope battlers here and they went head to head in a pretty good battle. BOTW? Nah. It was a nice read tho, cashius clay came w/ da hands, b droppin some punches and sn00p came correct but not to what we used to seeing from the Squirmin’ German yo. On some boxing shit, he be dodging Ls all the time by dropping even doper, but it ain’t happen this time. Cash got the w w/ some better wording, but sn00p coulda took this if he just came a lil harder. Trag vs. Destroyer – Destroyer aka the Ric Flair of text vs. Trag aka Randy Orton back in 2004. Shit was a beauty in my eyes, even tho it was kinda bad cause it might be how the crown is handed down yo. Trag dropped lots of “old guy” bars while Des used a lot of “azn” bars and that is bad. Shit gets played by your own word of mouth but Trag won by majority vote. He might be on the come up now Arch vs. Hotdogvendorman – real talk, this battle looked like Dia yo. Shit was garbage. Two vets going head to head looked way better in the battle predictions than actually seeing it. You two should be ashamed for robbing NBL w/ these garbage bars. R!can vs Unfukwitable had as many quotables as this tbh. The gov’t shut down cause that shit was dropped in this battle. How am I supposed to rate ya’ll top 10 when u niggas droppin like newbs. Step ya game up. Arch wins by majority Neighbor vs. Blue Bayou – back and forth. Back and forth. Every vote in this battle was like back and forth. This battle was dope imo. Bars of fire dropped from all sides, yoga flame everywhere. You truly leading the next generation of txt w/ these fire drops. Neigh was spitting some truly educated shit tho, son had niggas google’ing references and Blue be swagging in his txt like he got on mink while he typin verses, shit got real. As I review this battle, it was 7-6 Blue yo but this was pretty cool. EDIT: yo this battle took forever and a day to finish. Malachi lost his virginity by the time someone won, but goddamn this was realllllllllllllllllllll close. 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Battles of the Week
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Punches of the Week Karaoke Your verses are getting redundant & when u drop, we rarely see a nice gem Guess it's hard to reinvent the wheel when u spend the day trying to realign them Allen Knight u wanna be black bad, but u don't sell drugs or let metal blast this cracker literally went on ticketmaster to see if he could buy a ghetto pass Dominate U got limited optical powers, & far as women ur prospects have soured Dawg your idea of a ‘make out’ session is squinting at objects for hours Beyond I hit it for hours & then spray my kids on the bitch's gums. While your kids are so premature they come out lookin like Strikta's son. Senny you need an alternative route cause no ones concerned when you rappin' D so if we ever cross paths again, do a Poisonous JK or a detour to a Vakill CD Cashius The way dudes slappin' your face with units, soon we're not gonna know ya You've seen so many flicks in the IMAX, you prolly get free popcorn and soda Sn00p stealing wordplay ain't a good look. so how cud this faggot win? i mean all those meth bites left him in a worse state than a 12yr addict's skin. Neighbor Ya girl's head's mentally ill.. she fucks w/ me for the sexual thrill After this, Blue dolphin a open her mouth & swallow like she's poppin ecstasy pills Blue Bayou bitch i'm Shotgun savvy so u better start to fuckin beg fam or u'll get 'Held Up, w/ the Pump in ya Mouth' & i ain't talkin Keg Stands |
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1. Dominate – real talk, how son ether Beyond is beyond anyone. All the eye lines played, all the james flores lines ain’t shit, and he STILL beat son w/ this handicap. He dropped fire lines from the LULZ and tbh, he running laps around a lot of txtcees right now 2. Cashius – son 2-0 and always beating top tier vets to get the respect he deserves. I battled b and ain’t expect him to drop fire, don’t ever sleep on Cash. That haymaker will catch u, word is bond. He could easily swap spots w/ Dom if he want to, they competing for first. 3. Beyond – only 1-1 dude I could possibly put in the convo is James tbh. He dropping shit like it’s hot. He mad at niggas that he ain’t ever been included in the txt HOF and now he putting up bars like his life depends on it. Everyone in NBL better beware of Bey. 4. Blue Bayou – a notable vet. Probably one of the best txtcees to grace NBL season 7 but he ain’t come as correct as b could. Blue usually none for ripping through opponents but that shit against Tic kinda got a nigga confused like when Lama was exposed for masturbating on cam. He need to drop better to take the throne. 5. Neighbor – son dropped pretty cool this week tbh. I ain’t even hating on him, son drops lots of hot fire in the past but more frequently. He needs to drop more hot bars in a consistency tho, to dethrone any of the top 5 competitors here. He needs to go back to the “old Neigh” Notable Mention to… Karaoke Sn00p Allen Knight Tragic NBL Interview of the Week w/ Aero Quote:
Predictions Decibel vs. TicTac I haven't peeped anything from these guys except for their verses last week. Decibel has the format down, just needs to work more on his connections and wording. Tic Tac writes in a style from like '05. If he switches it up, he may have a shot, otherwise I got Decibel 80/20. Cashius vs. Mael Cash has been doing his thing for a minute across the site. He's a tough cat to beat and certainly one of the top battlers in the league right now. I know Mael from ye old netcees, and from why I remember, he dropped pretty dope from time to time. If he's not too rusty, he could bring some heat and make cash work for the win. I got Cash 70/30 Defiant vs Blanco Bishop Defiant is a decent battler, who has been improving his wording. I'm sorry Bishop, but I have no idea who you actually are. I remember the name, but I have no recollection of talent level. I'm pretty sure he was ok though. I'm gonna go Defiant 60/40. Destroyer vs Sintro bye bye Sintro Blue Bayou vs. Boredom We all know Blue, probably because we've all been beaten by him at one time or another. He ways comes dope with wording that is hard to match. There's maybe 5 heads that can beat him every other time. Boredom is Shank. He's decent and can bring heat but he has his work cut out for him here. I got blue 70/30. Neighbor vs. Death Neigh is another head that's all but unbeatable. His battle last week with Blue was open days after the rest of them closed because it was so close. Plus, he's on steroids, so even if you were to beat him, there's quite a good chance you wind up covered in drywall. DLB been texting since age 2 though, so who knows what he has saved up for these occasions. I got Neigh 70/30. Karaoke vs Kenny the G Karaoke is the battler people love to hate. He rarely posts in discussion but culls most of his punches from people's idiotic statements there. this makes it pretty easy for him to dispatch a lot of heads easily. Kenny the G ain't no shlub though. He's a technical battler who can actually put up a good fight against Kar. I'm gonna go 50/50 on this one. (if Kenny shows) Unfukwitable vs Trag Trag beat me last week, tragically, (pun) and Unfukwitable barely bested Rican Theoryz. Logically then, it can be said that Trag will probably walk all over Unfukwitable unless he seriously steps up his game. I got Trag 80/20. Namesake vs. Phuck Yew vs. Rican Theoryz wow. the battle of the ages. Actually, this battle will most likely suck, if anyone shows. Phuck Yew is butthurt that he got two losses for not voting so he prolly won't even show. Namesake is one of Gamble's 76 aliases and Rican is Rican. Which means there's no way this battle doesn't suck. but we can hope. Prediction: no one shows except for Rican. Arch vs Beyond This battle has potential to be pretty dope. Beyond always drops fire that four out of five doctors recommended and that has passed a series of virtual battle probability tests. Arch is in Afghanistan and has to scribble lines down on MRE packages amidst mortar fire and IUD explosions. Both have the ability to bring heat. Arch has his work cut out though. I got Beyond 70/30 Outro This was a pretty good battling week in general. The voting was really good and up to par with what it should be honestly. I appreciate everyone who in here assisting w/ des and the dlb. One day, I might let u Dagel my wife and I’ll allow it tbh. Bitches ain’t shit yo, but real talk. All the vets gotta drop fire, not some, pave the way for these newbs instead of trying to be competitive with them. Lebron James don’t drop 40 against Carmelo then drop 3 on a rookie SF and let them score 25, you should keep that mentality. All the new guys to text or trying to be the new face of txt gotta step it up, and spit some hot fiyah. They saying txt dead, txt alive somewhere else, nah fuck all them niggas, txt still alive in the NBL. Keep it trill forreal to all the niggas from the hood to the hills! This is DLB & Destroyer with your weekly mag, have a goodnight! |
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10-03-2013, 01:32 PM | #5 |
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done.
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10-03-2013, 01:34 PM | #6 |
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The NBL is here to stay.
Will provide adequate feedback.
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10-03-2013, 01:43 PM | #7 |
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Death u fag, don't belittle me..
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10-03-2013, 01:50 PM | #8 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Lol @ Beyonds blatant hate votes
Lol @ Bisnco's win turns into an L Lol @ Rawn breathe thru those caves he calls nostrils Lol @ hadouken to the soul Lol @ govt shutdown Cashius vs. Mael could be BOTW if they both drop to their potential. Great mag. 8.9/10
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10-03-2013, 01:59 PM | #9 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Death that girl bending her back in the first jpeg needs to stop immediately
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10-03-2013, 03:20 PM | #10 |
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Who is that......vanessa hudgeons?
She think she the shit right then an there doin that human centipede move ..... This mag was great tho lol. Hilaaaaarious. |
10-03-2013, 03:25 PM | #11 |
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yeah its vanessa hudgens aka my dlboo
btw next mag will be titled, mag 3: kiddy pool edition |
10-03-2013, 04:00 PM | #12 |
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dope mag
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10-03-2013, 04:19 PM | #13 |
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Dope mag... and I concur with my review and prediction. I did rush and drop like ass... lol at iud though. It's ied
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10-03-2013, 04:31 PM | #14 |
Bags will be avenged
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oh, the IUD's haven't started blowing up yet huh?
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10-03-2013, 04:58 PM | #15 |
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Lol
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Good job fellas.
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10-03-2013, 05:18 PM | #17 |
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Good mag guys
Thanks for doing it
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10-03-2013, 05:46 PM | #18 |
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Cool mag. Really appreciate the effort.
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10-03-2013, 06:01 PM | #19 |
Stackin' wins...
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Hi...
Good mag... U lost points for the chick with the struggle booty... Bye...
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10-03-2013, 06:04 PM | #20 |
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nah i get +2000 pts cause u know u would pipe her and im dlb, aka young lamb chop
u cant ever knock pts from the lulz |
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