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Roast #3 - Richard Corey
David Lama
October 5th, 2008, 11:59 PM Roast #3 - The Roast of Richard Corey http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...chcorey6bk.jpg Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only! YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!! what can be said about corey that hasnt been said already? he's pretty much been dominant in every league hes been in, whether its topical or battling and has been known as the top b-boys dude for a while. he's married. got alot of crap for that whole scrypt thing he was doing which was renaming text as scrypt so that text could be taken a step further into publishing ect. uhhh ya should know the rest. corey is being roasted cause thats who peeps mentioned in the thread i made asking who should be roasted next. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...2labm1isw9.jpg http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...om/81gwbop.jpg http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...ec0o3bt1gn.jpg http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...otcom/rc-1.jpg http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...tcom/rcup8.jpg [HR][/HR]David Lama October 6th, 2008, 12:00 AM Roast Rules You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern. October 9, 2008 about how many lines you can drop.. Min =12 lines Max = 24 lines You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ. ..General Rules.. Once you drop, you can edit your verse. Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops = DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative And have fun. There will be three Roasts. The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast. Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance. you may only drop once. When ever you wish. can only diss the person being roasted. ..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST.. ADVANCED TO FINALS Nahlidge ill nik-A Richard Corey Nash Father Muff [HR][/HR]Richard Corey October 6th, 2008, 11:35 AM Oh well, sonuvabitch! [HR][/HR]Attack of the Muff October 6th, 2008, 05:42 PM i already advanced but ima get em just coz..`if i did well compared to every1 else let me know tho http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...chcorey6bk.jpg I mean Rich dont take this the wrong way But your Ashy face makes it look like you just got done escapin from Pompeii He fuckin made it n now he feels like a better guy 'Look People..Im in America n I evaded the Genocide!!" Ur bummy style isnt suttin i have to announce tho homo So stop tryin to use that t-shirt to cover your South Pole logo. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...om/81gwbop.jpg Rc's Loooves museums..this kids a dweeb *intercom* "Security..someone remove this retard from the exhibit plz?" Fuckin retard theres no possible doubt Before takin the podium..plz try to remember what you were talking about Please rich…that goof look is fuckin weak It’s a nuts to see...dude pose like a 3toed sloth climbin up a tree http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...ec0o3bt1gn.jpg Wow at that Doppler dome..and its givin us a clear view That’s a tornado brewing..n its headed str8 to ya ear dude Oh that’s ur sideburns. that pic is really sumthin fam When You cut the chick out because she left you for another man Your fuckin head needs to undergo an extreme scan Coz this nigga forehead the first ever to have Wingspan http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...tcom/rcup8.jpg Damn this is a flashback..i don’t want to be mean to this guy It justs looks like a Neanderthal found some food to bring to his tribe Umm what are you doin? elaborate..you better fraud Fuckin a bear/bare I don’t get it..must be a typical Richard corey metaphor I swear if we switched reptilian scales with ya gear scrub U wud look like a velociraptor bout to run after snatchin a bear cub [HR][/HR]JayRo October 6th, 2008, 09:52 PM http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...otcom/rc-1.jpg RC dog.... Why'd you pencil in that mustache? Your fifty aint you hit puberty yet? You look like a gay homeless dude suckin dick for change in the steps Breathin up all my god damned air! This guys nose is so wide he snorted off all of his chin hair.... http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...ec0o3bt1gn.jpg Rich ya head is a dead ringer for a giant sack of manure You're blacker than cartoon characters that get blasted by bazookas Ya wife dont like ya thats why she's runnin out the picture Boss Your suit looks like you stole it off a tacky corpse and darted off http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...tcom/rcup8.jpg This pic is an excerpt from Corey's sex manual "When in doubt whip it out and fuck a stuffed animal" "Release the secretions into this beast like greek heathens" "Thats just what you do when you have a meek indiscreet penis" http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...2labm1isw9.jpg This guys not a rapper he's a text emcee rappin' Only vinyl he ever seen was on the outside of his jacket Go back to the first pic he look sweet as sacrin packets You not real you similar to a sim thats made by Maxis [HR][/HR]Mercules October 7th, 2008, 09:47 AM booked [HR][/HR]Catalyst October 7th, 2008, 08:58 PM I shall return. [HR][/HR]Criteria October 8th, 2008, 12:43 AM only for fun out of boredom. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...chcorey6bk.jpg He's a happy fuck. but i'll knock u out the ballpark, whore then have ya homies send u get well cards from that hallmark store. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...otcom/rc-1.jpg If evolution's a ladder, then its all causes n' effects that pic proves where Corey's at, down the bottom of the steps. U lame prick, I didn't wanna throw out a racist ape diss, but who'd date rich? with his cock eyes, swollen nose & gay lisp. That stares tempting too. my chick relates to it cause it's the same face she makes before she takes a dick. even if that's not the case. nigga.. its mad simple cor's a pussy, the shirt line on his neck makes the vag symbol. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...tcom/rcup8.jpg Pulse said it best: "you found a hole for your dick size.." except corey couldn't get that bear to orgasm on his sixth try. You can catch him at childrens parties. It's somethin' folks Rich puts on the stuffed animal, then puts on a puppet show. that bear.. the tricycle in the back, its a sad message.. He does this ritual every Xmas.. for his kids as a surprise before he wraps presents. http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...2labm1isw9.jpg That aint ur house, you should confess dude.. u know ur robbin a rich man when there's two probes to arrest u or maybe it was a UFO, an abduction at best but rich was so ugly, the aliens said "fuck it" and left. The scrypt movement's over. Its shit u wack fuck! I mean.. TEXT IS DEAD, quit sneakin out at night to dig it back up. Pic is blacked up. background, jacket.. & ur face is noted only thing not black enough, is your white-washed fake persona. [HR][/HR]JayRo October 8th, 2008, 07:24 PM god thats a delicious lookin ass [HR][/HR]Mercules October 9th, 2008, 10:48 PM http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...chcorey6bk.jpg Merc won’t hold back.. I’m out to retire this throwback you know its time to hang it up when ya even LOOKING like a coat rack! Rich you dork, when we met at the club you were a dead ringer for Carlton but you snuck a soda in.. see Carlton’s paid and you’re just starving on PR posting all day - man, your job must have the worst pay you begged Monk to buy you a drink at the club.. and it was HIS fuckin birthday! where the hell are you shoppin? lol.. at Walmart going big? You probably really splurged so you could bring that balloon home for ya kid http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...om/81gwbop.jpg man you’re bragging about your poetry forum shit all the time but when you said “log on the podium” …I assumed you did it online naw, when you took the stage that night, I bet ya scrypt hit home you’ll be remembered as the 1st kid doing his thing with down syndrom Rich ya lookin epileptic bruh, that must of creeped out the whole place plus Seszion must be up in the crowd, ‘cause you’re putting on ya O’ face foreal dog, wtf? You look like some retarted teacher except instead of a suit.. you got on jeans and a World of Warcraft t-shirt godamn son, I never caught your show and don’t want to either cause this pic was snapped five seconds before the EMS call for seizure I could go on all night kid, but dont really got time to the only reason you’re mentioned with legends.. is their posters are hanging behind you remember when I took ya WBL title? votes proved I’m nicer than you are but when you went and tuned a blind eye.. dog, you really took it too far lookin like black toxic avenger in some Frankenstein rage but really, how hype could you be when ya fuckin sleepwalked to the stage bieetch [HR][/HR]David Lama October 20th, 2008, 09:13 PM vote!! |
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