So there's this chick....

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Innovator

Your room mate will end up fucking her don’t invite her over

facts. also this will crush u by the way youre talking about her. cease and desist.

[Aero]

Only me & Orc are qualified to respond.

She’s not out of your league, she works at a pizza shop & you got promoted to toppings don’t forget that. She took you home so she’s nice. Just ask her what she likes to do on weekends. Wait hold on. You don’t have a car either?

I need to recalibrate ok so, 30+ years old, works at pizza pit, relies on public transportation and British teeth.

You need to make your life seem exciting subtly. So do something over the weekend that’s interesting, ask her how her weekend was, you tell her about yours. She’ll be intrigued. Then mention one of your home girls, this will disarm her and make it feel like you can kick it without expecting anything. Tell her to come out some time, get her tipsy and all the while your friends should be treating you like an alpha male. If they don’t usually tell them to when she’s around. During the night leave your friends and take her to a different spot to drink a little bit but don’t overdo the drinking. At this point you’re her leader. Touch the small of her back, her thigh, then she needs to be giving hints at sex. If she isn’t don’t rush it there’s always another night. Let that steak sit it’ll taste better later.


All there is to it. Become her leader, her go to for fun and laughs. Don’t over do it.

[Ghost1]

bro lol...u stayed up nites jerking off to the sound of your cousin smashing chicks while u slept on the couch in your apartment. your qualifications r dogshit...I don't want to be too hard on you right now tho cuz that post leaned the fuck out of me loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Amen]

No one is out of your league dude. Have some self esteem and confidence.

Do they prescribe medication for that? If so - ask your counselor at the local catholic charities about it and get some.

Lol @Aero

[Geno]

This thread just embalmed me lmfaooo

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Amen

Never shit where you eat, dummy. I mean I do it all the time

@Captain Obvious

Originally Posted by Amen

but I make a hell of a lot of money and the females typically just come on to me

@veritas

[Amen]

Lollll

[veritas]

@Amen

Count that as relapse brother

[veritas]

Finny....you have judged me. I don’t appreciate it. Tell me how I am unqualified to help you.

[Amen]

Originally Posted by veritas

@Amen

Count that as relapse brother

Nah, it's not. But i'll let ya'll have it.

[veritas]

Dre...cmon now. Cmon now.

Fin: How am I not qualified to help you.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Genocide

Lmao. Better brush them teeth nigga. Thats your first step tbr. Then... All you gotta do is nibble on this bitches earlobe.

Gonee

Slept on post

[Ghost1]

lmao was a good post...I scrolled by most the posts after that and rolled right into aeros monster and that overshadowed it but I smirked at geno post for sho

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Aero

Only me & Orc are qualified to respond.

She’s not out of your league, she works at a pizza shop & you got promoted to toppings don’t forget that. She took you home so she’s nice. Just ask her what she likes to do on weekends. Wait hold on. You don’t have a car either?

I need to recalibrate ok so, 30+ years old, works at pizza pit, relies on public transportation and British teeth.

You need to make your life seem exciting subtly. So do something over the weekend that’s interesting, ask her how her weekend was, you tell her about yours. She’ll be intrigued. Then mention one of your home girls, this will disarm her and make it feel like you can kick it without expecting anything. Tell her to come out some time, get her tipsy and all the while your friends should be treating you like an alpha male. If they don’t usually tell them to when she’s around. During the night leave your friends and take her to a different spot to drink a little bit but don’t overdo the drinking. At this point you’re her leader. Touch the small of her back, her thigh, then she needs to be giving hints at sex. If she isn’t don’t rush it there’s always another night. Let that steak sit it’ll taste better later.


All there is to it. Become her leader, her go to for fun and laughs. Don’t over do it.

10 weekends in and finny will be throwing that steak out lol

Itt aero gives opposite advice

[uh-oh]

Step 1

Collab

Step 2

Rape

[Enbombz]

Just tell the bitch she's different, they fucking love thinking they're different.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Step 1

Collab

Step 2

Rape

fuckin gone

[veritas]

Fin you immediately stated that I was unqualified to help you. What fueled that judgment sir?

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

She's probably gonna fuck your roommate. Chances are you're probably gonna be friend zoned because of the circumstances. They revolve around art. I would say do a collab with her, but nah..I recommend you invite her out for a responsible drink or two after she comes over to make music.

If she declines the invitation, and gives you an excuse on why she can't go out...then you probably don't have a chance. If she agrees, then she's giving you an opportunity. This is where it's important to drink responsibily. Two drinks maximum. That way you can give her a ride home and you can flatter her. Tell her she's talented, and how you had a lot of fun working on art and winding down with a couple of drinks. You haven't had a day like that in a long time. Invite her to do it again sometime in the near future. If she agrees, you're in. If she declines, she gave you a chance but just isn't feeling you.


Hopefully you're funny. Doesn't matter how fucking ugly you are, if you can make a girl laugh, she'll pull her vagina out and put it in your hand.


Good luck.

hows he gonna give her a ride home when the fucking story starts w hey this hot bitch gave ME a ride home.... lol.



whatever happened to banging 3s until u build enuff personality to bang 4s and then upgrade to 5s etc

just going to knowingly throw my heart into 8s knowing im a 2 and hate all women and myself cuz women way out of my league wont fuck or date me (rightfully so) !?!?! FUCKING WRONG ANSWER NETCEES


how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

fuck going after this bitch fin. u not ready by any stretch of the imagination. instead....start banging the fat retard who cleans the cheese that fell off the pizza line w her forehead and get a little buzz going for ur fuck game at jojos slice and dice. THEN u can start to make moves towards that sassy black bitch who got gold fronts and a wild gut....she not nothing to write home about but atleast shes not retarded and she can help u manipulate the welfare system as you should be doing in your position...after u bang lakwanda for like a month or two keep things civil my guy tell her u know I got feelings for u fr fr but I cant be getting to involved rn cuz my son in my life and its really complex ....inarguable....if she don't end things amicably guilt her.....this is your forte...should be no difficulties here. now by this time one or two things should be happening....or maybe three....the third option involves one of your coworkers invlolving local law enforcement agencies that you took advantage of Rebecca because shes mentaly ill and couldn't possibly have consented to sexual relations with you ....because well shes retarded..her mind is retarded...but lets skip this...poor people are typically very loyal so I think you will be fine amongst your peers. option two isn't really our favorite scenario but we can work with it if need be....option two is that rumors about you are going around the slice and dice about how ur uncircumsized and sex was kindve awkward...BUT that youre really really sweet and you have a heart of gold and would take a bullet for these hoes............on paper now that im reading this back this may actually be our best line for you especially since its probably the most accurate......the 1st...best scenario is that u fuck these hoes into Neptune and they tell the whole pizzeria that yea hes a dirtbag and he smells like dog food but good lord he hammered my rotten coochie into dimension x.

this is where I have you being battle tested, street approved and sensationally prepared to holler at ole girl that you originally fell in love with.....but by now shes already moved into your apartment...shes been fucking your roommate for 4 months...you owe her 50 bucks for a half of some reggies and every nite u cry into your sweat stained fouton while your roommate sings karaoke into that stupid whores punani and treats her like a common street walker.

this really got away from me I wanted to give you the advice that you needed to pull out of this in the best shape possible.....and I think I may have done that....but jesus was it grim.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Step 1

Collab

Step 2

Rape

This. But make sure you add in blackmail before rape so you have leverage.