05-13-2014, 08:49 PM | #1 |
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My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe
This dude been in and out of psych wards
He's about 2 years older than me So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever But yesterday, he messages me talking about, "don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up" Whatever the fuck that means? Is my butthole in danger?
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05-13-2014, 08:52 PM | #2 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.
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05-13-2014, 08:57 PM | #3 |
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Vintage fig
An His biggest fan in attendance also. *fart noise* thumbs down. |
05-13-2014, 09:04 PM | #4 |
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05-13-2014, 09:05 PM | #5 |
Bags will be avenged
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Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy
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05-13-2014, 09:07 PM | #6 |
Om
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I don't even know him that well
This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later Fuck that I didn't call his ass back
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05-13-2014, 09:08 PM | #7 |
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He said "hay"
Protect ur anus cuz
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05-13-2014, 09:08 PM | #8 |
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Looooooool
Ok Text an his pic leaned me W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it. |
05-13-2014, 09:16 PM | #9 |
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I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets
Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you
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05-13-2014, 09:17 PM | #10 |
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Never.
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05-13-2014, 09:20 PM | #11 |
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You're Veritas' kill sport
I wouldn't daaaare
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05-13-2014, 11:24 PM | #12 |
DOHpe since 02'
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Tags. Your it
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-13-2014 at 11:27 PM. |
05-13-2014, 11:25 PM | #13 |
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05-14-2014, 03:38 AM | #14 |
that nigga
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Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.
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05-14-2014, 09:58 AM | #16 |
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Fig jocking my wincest threads?
Get the entire fuck outta here.
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05-14-2014, 09:59 AM | #17 |
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Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro
& he's going in dry
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05-14-2014, 10:20 AM | #18 | |
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Quote:
I'm scared of being raped
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05-14-2014, 07:30 PM | #19 |
that nigga
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I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.
That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer. |
05-14-2014, 08:02 PM | #20 |
Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.
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