Dave vs NYCSPITZ - DAVE WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 3

Due Thursday, July 14th at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
You MUST check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

@Dave @NYCSPITZ

[evaD]

Hello, 8?

[NYCSPITZ]

Hi. I am there for that

[evaD]

I speak with my hands, there ain’t no conversation with this prick
Smash his face like I’m cracking safes - throw combinations til it clicks
Or the blade can hack flesh out until this rat’s bled out
you’ll see spitz pooling in the corner like a crack heads mouth
He’s got a bitch but she so ugly I can’t believe she’s not a witch
If she was with him from the jump then I bet that jump was off a cliff
thoughts of stepping with a weapon? Ignore it, trust
Even Our avy’s are representing : I’m a legend. You’re a bust.

[NYCSPITZ]

Ext

[NYCSPITZ]

I profiled ur death. His eyes widened seeing me like “ please leave-me-alone!!”
Saw him w his girl & a friend- my sig flashed thru all three-of-their-domes (ohhh shitttt!!!!!)
I don’t speak patois, but I got that rude~talk~boy
Ur styles **backwards** like watching MJ do the moon~walk~boy (DAMNNN)
O U like soccer faggot? Dog, I’m not in the mood
Your girl tried to suck me, told her I was not in the mood (R.I.P.)
U love homosexual men that’s why u bend @ ur knees!!! (Hol up- finish him…)
Your Friday nights like ur username homo - starts with E and ends w some D

* casket rolls by *

[White LGI]

Vote Dave because he didn't (ohh shiiiit) in the middle of his verse

[Adverse]

Lmao Spitz was funny here at least, enjoyed the adlibbing, can tell you really didn’t have time to try this week but props for posting up.

Dave was decent but obviously didn’t try too hard here, combination was cool, most of it was decent, usually don’t like avatar lines but yours was alright. We got a spelling of the username line and avatar line in the same battle and that makes me feel dirty, gotta shower brb

V/ Dave not too much an explanation required, thanks NYC for making it a fun read at least

[UPN Zuch]

Dave was fire with all except the cliff line. Even made the avy punch work. Great work.


NYC I wasn’t feeling anything. Maybe a personal preference idk.


Vote dave

[Blue Bayou]

Spitz pooling and avy punch were nice... it takes a lot in this gay and age to pull off an Avy punch but you def did it here... was dope
From the jump was ight. Pretty funny
Safe combination opener is played

Vs

Nada but I liked the 2003 longbar nostalgia lack of good content aside


Dave wins , Paul Kariya loses

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by evaD

I speak with my hands, there ain’t no conversation with this prick
Smash his face like I’m cracking safes - throw combinations til it clicks
Pretty cool
Or the blade can hack flesh out until this rat’s bled out
you’ll see spitz pooling in the corner like a crack heads mouth
Not bad
He’s got a bitch but she so ugly I can’t believe she’s not a witch
If she was with him from the jump then I bet that jump was off a cliff
I'm either missing something or it's meh
thoughts of stepping with a weapon? Ignore it, trust
Even Our avy’s are representing : I’m a legend. You’re a bust.
Dope. Your best bar and I'm actually upset I didn't think of this when I battled him last week

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

I profiled ur death. His eyes widened seeing me like “ please leave-me-alone!!”
Saw him w his girl & a friend- my sig flashed thru all three-of-their-domes (ohhh shitttt!!!!!)
I don’t speak patois, but I got that rude~talk~boy
Ur styles **backwards** like watching MJ do the moon~walk~boy (DAMNNN)
O U like soccer faggot? Dog, I’m not in the mood
Your girl tried to suck me, told her I was not in the mood (R.I.P.)
U love homosexual men that’s why u bend @ ur knees!!! (Hol up- finish him…)
Your Friday nights like ur username homo - starts with E and ends w some D

* casket rolls by *

Last bar was kinda cool but overall I think you just phoned it in and you know it. You made it amusingly reminiscent of a bygone era of text battling though and I enjoyed the read. You're creative and intelligent enough to be good at this if you did wanna take it more seriously. HMU for some tips.


v/ Dave

[Aero]

Dave - crackheads mouth and from the jump were cute.

NYC - Cringeworthy. Its only 8 lines and you're so average that people dont fully understand the level of cringe here. You wrote this defeated but wanted to save face through mockery lol. Bruh, you didnt need to add the ad libs to explain to us to easnt a real verse well maybe you did since people are like it's only a little worse than your usual lol.


Anyways Dave wins.