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Roast #2 - Revanon
David Lama
September 28th, 2008, 12:32 AM Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...36bdb489d6.jpg Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only! YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!! Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them f0A3ypTRgI0 lOVRRL6P9ig feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him http://www.myspace.com/revwho heres some pics of rev http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...803757da71.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f90097b092.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...6cf6835626.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...ca3aaffabc.jpg note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned. [HR][/HR]David Lama September 28th, 2008, 12:34 AM Roast Rules You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern. October 2, 2008 about how many lines you can drop.. Min =12 lines Max = 24 lines You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ. ..General Rules.. Once you drop, you can edit your verse. Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops = DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative And have fun. There will be three Roasts. The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast. Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance. you may only drop once. When ever you wish. can only diss the person being roasted. ..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST.. ADVANCED TO FINALS Nahlidge ill nik-A [HR][/HR]Kenny the G September 28th, 2008, 03:22 AM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...36bdb489d6.jpg the amistad just arrived in town, its obvious where ya from well you look like Seal, but have NO chance at baggin Heidi Klum ya dome's a scary sight so save that mug for late october ya hands placed perfectly to keep that melonhead from tipping over http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f90097b092.jpg goddamn you're old! with a style to match, it's hellish ya hats got a flexible bend that makes your kneecaps jealous how're u born so dark?. shit, its beyond me if not for the white undershirt i'da swore u was rockin long sleeves http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...ca3aaffabc.jpg you stay riding dirty is more than a rumor, get a license plate for that nose cuz it looks like the back of a pt cruiser u loser. if you're close to stardom its worse cuz w/ features that big, they'd get premiered in Hollywood first http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...6cf6835626.jpg just when we thought it was safe, nope. you're still in rev strikes again!, with a head shaped like a bowling pin got priorities?..guess not, you're retarded 30+, and still doing text from your studio apartment [HR][/HR]Frank Metts September 28th, 2008, 06:26 AM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...36bdb489d6.jpg Imma due it different and go at one pic! You feeling me? Last time I saw your ass was Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney You dark as sin, for real you like and Onyx gem Palms so fucking white God musta forgot to spraypaint them The darkness!!!! Shit Wesley snipes got nothing on u son I know when you get out the car the check oil light comes on And those nostrils big as fuck and dark as coal, TRUTH They remind me of a tunnel.... you should set up a toll booth That nose is big ass fuck, dude this isn't a fable You could sniff a whole 8 ball .... and the rest of the pool table And your head is ginormous dude but I guess that's just fait Neck needed assistance from your hand cause it couldn't support the wieght Extra dark fuck guess this just wasnt your time Couldn't tell if that was a wrist watch or a tan line I usually respect my elders but I have to do what i do so fuck u Got to go back to prehystoric times to dig up some real personal's Dissing pics is what I crave got to get back on the nose, slave That motherfuckers so wide open Johnny U could hit it from his grave And I agree with Kenny u look line seal to an extent Well you will after my punch's leave your face full of dents Fuck the rest of the room its your ugly ass features I'm here to bash Its pretty bad when that glare on your forehead doubled as your flash B, C I'm the new Resin of dissing pics I'm here to slice an dice Ohh Resin?? Your old ass probaly hasn't heard of him he came A fter C hrist [HR][/HR]Vivify September 28th, 2008, 07:09 AM DISQUALIFIED [HR][/HR]Attack of the Muff September 28th, 2008, 05:53 PM Roast #2 - The Roast of Revanon Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only! YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!! Revanon is what many call the oldest dude that still does text lol.. some would argue its between him and thefranchise/100proof lol.. but i dont really know how old rev is. im sure its past 30. he has been around forever im sure he was rbl champ at least once or twice before. he was the man who invented the wrestling league on rm a while back and used to have all types of weird shit in that league. he actually does live battles. heres links to a couple of them feel free to diss him on any personals you have or any other pics you can find.. here's his myspace if you want to use different pics of him http://www.myspace.com/revwho heres some pics of rev . http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...6cf6835626.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...ca3aaffabc.jpg note: i think revs a cool dude. he's just being roasted at random. i just randomly asked someone on AIM for a roastee and rev was mentioned. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...36bdb489d6.jpg Son wow at them cheekbones..is he serious That face is a bigger battle of the bulge than nething patton experienced. Theres corny..but you seem to exceed it child You being "cool" is a fairytale..coz 3 blind mice could find that cheesy smile http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...803757da71.jpg I mean goddamn dude dark as fuck aint that a bitch The sign says No smoking n whoever created u got away with it prick Remember cinder from killer instinct? that negga was retarded Rev looks just like him after a getting uppercutted into a tarpit ..I drink at parties...and when im sober i drive Rev wearin those white sleeves so he dsnt get ran the fuck over at night I mean to make fun.. i know this caper's not bitter But this nigga the first to lose to a gun on paper rock scizzors. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f90097b092.jpg haha later on that day..the game is up I think rev realized those sleeves make him look lame as fuck Ohhoh you met iron solomon..it dsnt take a dumb shit to decide Viewing this pic..that this was the best moment in ya life I mean your old as fuck..i suppose that you knew Coz that tree behind you died..n it was barely older than you Ya gear is off..the style you be craftin is crazy son Rev look like the type a nigga to run laps in gymnasiums Look at this fag his hat is so wack He only armed n dangerous coz his cap is strapped in the back [HR][/HR]Lefty September 30th, 2008, 09:47 AM I'm too retarded to figure out how to repost the pics but... I'll spit facts, I dont even know this cat but I know he's getting robbed by Corey Feldman with a slick back fuck a diss track, my flow will leave dude ridden with Cancer asked "who's got the whiter style?"...Corey's just giving the answer i been sick since pampers, plus I'll attack shook gays... who's so black he manages to make that hat look grey my crooks pay, with those pics, i know you got phony bars with a collar doing a longer stretch than your homies are let the chromie scar, lookin like you're in the luckiest spot posing for pics with Solomon before you landscape his industrial lot this the ugliest plot, I'm still exposing this dummy for being a stunt double...that headphone face looks like Lamar Odom some money it's over for sonny...collared shirt is white like you're ballin dome so caved in, I'm sure them cats from Geico been callin your life is appauling, leaving emcees hurt is a hobby so that pic is what they'll use to MC Serch for your body murkin him prolly, you stopped writing combustable raps about the same year we all stopped wearing adjustable caps [HR][/HR]Richard Corey September 30th, 2008, 01:14 PM f0A3ypTRgI0 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This dude is garbage Tried to be cute, "Where's ya gun?" Shit got pulled & you were suffering This faggot froze so bad, the logo on his shirt read 10%...Buffering You're incredibly bad. Plus incredibly black, I can hardly see ya bro' 1 punch folded his ass, had him lookin' like that "Crazy" Gnarles Barkley Video Seriously, dog, that fuckin' pigment is blatant I don't know whether to battle you or look for the squid that's escaping! http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...803757da71.jpg listing weapons, Christian Slater Pwnd you in his own way here he's showing how a Young Gun works better next to an old Spade And who told your black ass to wear that, cos they are no hero LOL@ Rev standin' there..lookin like a sweaty ass bottle of Coke Zero Damn, you're elderly. Start countin' down to when ya gonna die we could find Brandon Lee following them crows feet comin' from ya eyes http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f90097b092.jpg ROFLZ@ Iron Solomon, scraping the barrels bottom, no hope for him. This kid went and re-enslaved Uncle Ben to have more rice jokes for JIn WTF is this Coon smiling at? Like you be workin' hard or something... but then again, Solomon didn't bring you to his back yard for nothing http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...6cf6835626.jpg Anyone ever said you were cute, you can bet it's a lie.. ya black-ass head looks like an eraser...after a REAL rapper edits ya rhymes You were mistook for one who could rap, but you're shook and dumb see, I raise-a-net culture of Hip hop, your candy ass just looks like one You're fuckin' transparant, I see ya fears... & ya head looks like a burned out light bulb like ya shirt's been having the same bad idea for years [HR][/HR]Lefty September 30th, 2008, 01:55 PM rofffle vote-rich [HR][/HR]Nash September 30th, 2008, 03:27 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...ca3aaffabc.jpg lookin bashin in, your house has a mess that's everlasting Rev's got a crib Travis Barker's plane wouldn't even crash in when it comes to accusations don't even go there his pic's proof that finger pointing will lead you nowhere holy shit your big ass mouth looks like a walking trap giving this much lip's worthy of 10 kids being punished for talking back this prick's losing, whackness is what you been proving that power outage you call melanin'll have your skin looting and all those battles were whack, you don't run it you couldn't worm your way out of an ethiopian's stomach when your nose is that ugly no one cares about your rap sheet plagued with such a widespread look the common cold's taking a backseat http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f90097b092.jpg either you're giving dap, pretending to be a team or this is the gayest arm wrestling match that I have ever seen them dry leaves background shows what your wishin this looks like a billboard for a preventing forest fires coalition no one's bedding you, tear you up, you'll be shed in two that shirt aint the first time you let a guy spread his legs for you stick to celebrity look alikes, no one cares what you spitting ahem, excuse me ladies and gentleman, Frank Thomas is in the Building when Rev throws down I'll still get the best of dude he'll strike when the Iron's hot and you find him quite irresistable [HR][/HR]Tettris September 30th, 2008, 04:55 PM *cracks knuckles* The oldest textcee alive? lolz his arthritic knees cant kick a diss And his eyebrows mustve broke his fall when his career hit the skids And not just that homey...look at your nasal...wow You must do lines of coke...with vanity mirrors and rolls of paper towels Seriously dude...think of rhynoplasty...or at least charge a toll For the goats that cross the bridge...or rent to the inhabiting troll Youre gay as fuck dude...face it...I bet your ass puckers some When you get a manicure on those nails long enough to hang gutters from I can only imagine when you went to Lids...they f'ing died When you wanted a fitted cap double tall and extra wide But these are jokes...like your career...this fucker with a grin Is wack as fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt or color of his skin So Ive seen the images dude...and I cant picture the doubt That I couldnt polish you off...like what you did with your scalp yup [HR][/HR].HotDogVendorMan. September 30th, 2008, 07:45 PM you guys are mean. [HR][/HR]David Lama October 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM new pic http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...om/revgggg.jpg [HR][/HR]Richard Corey October 2nd, 2008, 12:06 PM ORHRROFLAHAHAH, NO FAIR! NO FAIR!! [HR][/HR]Tettris October 2nd, 2008, 01:02 PM damn...thats another 30 bars alone :( [HR][/HR]Lefty October 2nd, 2008, 01:29 PM lol @ nobody wanting to catch the alley oop lama just tossed us [HR][/HR]David Lama October 2nd, 2008, 02:29 PM gotta give dudes who seen the verses so far some extra ammo so they aint scared to drop lol here's revanon's latest thread after beefing with john dough and synthesis in some thread http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-hook...-get-some.html some of ya should go in there and tell rev to come drop in here or something. he already knows about the roast. dont know if hes seen the latest few verses though some more revanon videos GLvQGH_AvOo VWiBhgp406k 8J5GWhvKng4 JNsvf0x3JOA [HR][/HR]Mr. T October 2nd, 2008, 04:27 PM http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...om/revgggg.jpg look at how hard you ache- we don't pardon fakes if python's a term for muscles then these are a couple garden snakes discard these flakes- time for you to just die, please you can't diguise this guy's feat of looking like an oven baked Tyrese and you don't mack it eager- your style don't hack it either moment of silence- this guy is wearing fuckin slacks with sneakers your friend won't back you neither- it's all text hype you the vexxed type, funny his career is based on Waiting- cuz so is your sex life virgin get wrecked, aight- get ripped, what he fit is tight his shirt got a tuck-in a mother wouldn't even give her kid at night it's your bid to fight- this marked foe'll get stomped in a dark hole it aint a hard goal, fuck Jet Black- his skin color's a 747 charcoal what you shows narrow- only thing you bone's marrow bet you a grand your friend thinks he's flexing with his own shadow what this pub lacks is testerone from this dud's wrath he needs a scrub bad- looking like he left the spa mid mud bath now please believe this- nigga look like a sweaty reese's pieces there's no easy thesis- and no use parading the facts he'd smear half the earth with grease if we put his face on the map screw what this slore said- fuck being clogged, his pores dead it'd take a dozen busboys just to clean ONE spot on his forehead there's more said- it's in range to drop- that aint stainless, stop deranged or not I can't believe this nerd's rocking a power ranger watch your just bland and slower- I can't stand your odor fuck his shoulder action, ban this joker- cuz I've seen more Delt in a hand of poker I pity the fool- [HR][/HR]Revanon October 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM hahahaha...this is truly hilarious. As someone who has roasted several peeps before...I must say this is a honor...lmao! I'll give my pick of the best verse in a few days... But much respect for this...no doubt. If this don't give a nigga tough skin..what will? And I want pics of all of you when this is done. LOL! [HR][/HR]Attack of the Muff October 2nd, 2008, 07:30 PM haha yous a cool dude no hate [HR][/HR]THIRDEYETHEORY October 2nd, 2008, 11:38 PM so this is what you turned to when field mob went broke huh/ your dome's so big from far away it still looks like a close up/ you look like a mike tyson photo shoot negative/ how the fuck you gonna have your baby teeth still..dog, your fourty six/ yeah dog, flex... lookin real hard/ four pics, five vids, no chicks cause they dont frequent gay bars/ you got grand kids now.. grandpa, dont battle/ i heard you got a role in drumline playing nick cannon's shadow/ knock it off you ugly mack, your not a player/ you survived the crash? tell travis barker that he's in our prayers/ crunchy black... I just heard your jaw drop/ is it true?you gave your ex a neck massage, with ashy hands and cut his head off?/ you having a rap career?, the impossible doesnt happen here/ stop writing, your breaks over, table seven needs another beer/ with your tiny wrist...that shit would prolly snap if I gave you a pound/ how long can you surf the library's net before they kick you out? with those corny clothes you aint pulling ho's/ them black heads on your black head are so big, they look like infected bullet-holes/ you got an astrodome/ you get off work at 7:30...at 10:27 your head gets home/ with your pointy chin..you shank yourself when nodding yes/ you took what you made last week to the bank and they thought it was a birthday check/ this is post one and someone just got burnt to death/ not revanon, cause as far as I know.the guy has always looked like that/ come some send me an address to know where to send the flowers for the funeral.. oh and check out.. www.myspace.com/thirdeyetheory www.rideinconline.com/thirdeyetheory [HR][/HR]David Lama October 3rd, 2008, 01:17 AM roast 2 closed vote! |
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