02-17-2013, 01:58 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Alvin Karpis vs Oatmeal
Alvin Karpis
This battles useless, cuz ur on some faggot shit & i can prove it bro Cuz ur such a fudge packer, u should of been a starter in the superbowl You’ll never defeat alvin karpis, there’s nuthun u can say kid Bitch u can battle AK 47 times but i’d STILL rape u like they did U picked the perfect name cuz i eat rappers & it’s no mystery Oats like ‘you’ll never beat ME AL’, but that’s exactly what he is to me U got recruited by ur idols, being famous is the hardest thing I bet u wanna grow up & be somebody, but which one, arch or king? We all see how ur on kings dick, but after this ur fuckin dead Cuz i’ll grab missiles, you’ll grab mistletoes & hang them above his head U aint big pimpin, ur broke as fuck & ur just a street bum Women don’t think ur hotmeal, cuz u go to the homeless shelter to eat one This tourneys like the haiku league cuz it’s easy to beat this whore U struggled to gain Composure, cuz Baron murdered u the week before U said being a pedophile is refreshing, now ur dumpin ya man It made u feel like a kid again, so u grabbed some candy & jumped in ya van Oatmeal you could buy text battle software with the additional tape too but if you ever in-stall...I'd still Rothelsberger rape you you're me in past tense, when it comes to weight you ain't holdin none funny cuz I dropped a Steeler line when you're prone to drop stolen ones your punches are soft as fuck and all your concepts fall flat dead so much bitch in your verse I thought it was DLB in the chat thread I have ambitions of grandeur, riding Bentleys til the rims break but your pipe dreams involve getting bent over by multiple inmates no woman alive would let you near, you're the saddest of kids, son so any talk of a Kar kiss...would have to be with one and when it comes to sex Karp likes to claim that he's God I won't argue...cuz all that homo shit makes him easy to deem odd compared to the wordplay I drop, yours truly is the worst to fall I was gonna say it only works one way...but it barely even works at all your lines are worded weak and sloppy, no way that shit could get dumber if bird is the word your verse is a pigeon...that got hit by a Hummer Winner: Alvin Karpis |
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