Round 5 - Cashius vs. Mike Wrecka - {Cashius wins}

The Self Battle

This round is a Self Battle. You will write a regular battle verse, but against yourself.



you know the rules to battling/topicals/snf we shouldnt have to explain them to you



lines min-10
line max-16

VERSES ARE DUE Tuesday THE 10TH

goodluck to both participants

@Cash @Mike Wrecka

[Cashius]

Check.

@Mike Wrecka you showing?

[Mike Wrecka]

check

[Cashius]

Sent 10.

[Mike Wrecka]

Mike you try to act black, but really could you get any whiter,
your in an internet crew, full of poetry writers,
no need to worry beating this guys easy, he stays active but is not a threat,
since any Wreck creation will never make people sweat,
steps into the battling circle, then cries about getting raped,
Rectangles with people and then gets bent outta shape,
no one reads your shit , what a pitiful bitch
mike never comes straight like a wiffle ball pitch,
this fag cant even land a jab, what the fuck you expect,
Rex got no way to be offensive, and i dont mean the coach of the Jets,

[Cashius]

Straight out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania...

Dude is from Amish Paradise...now it all makes sense equally
Cashius is on that Mennonite shit...and by that I'm referring to his gay sex frequency
This hillbilly prolly gotta fish for his dinner...you blatantly suck
But when I say you gotta tackle box...it's cause that's the only way you can fuck
Stop acting like you lift, bro. I can fit my hands around this nerds neck
You're OBVIOUSLY into muscle confusion...we're all trynna figure out where yours went
Be real about that inflated winning percentage...we can see that something's missin'
Cause the only way you keep it 100...is by battling all that weak ass competition
Trynna look like a cop w/ that short hair? Nah, I bet this faggot is light...
No way are you force material...but that's what you do in EVERY battle you write

[Allen Knight]

Since no one is votiing on battles smh


steps into the battling circle, then cries about getting raped,
Rectangles with people and then gets bent outta shape,
this fag cant even land a jab, what the fuck you expect,
Rex got no way to be offensive, and i dont mean the coach of the Jets

Vs

Dude is from Amish Paradise...now it all makes sense equally
Cashius is on that Mennonite shit... and by that I'm referring to his gay sex frequency
^^^lmao nice
This hillbilly prolly gotta fish for his dinner...you blatantly suck
But when I say you gotta tackle box...it's cause that's the only way you can fuck
Stop acting likeyou lift, bro. I can fit my hands around this nerds neck
You're OBVIOUSLY into muscle confusion...we're all trynna figure out where yours went

V/cashius, this was a cool battle mike had acouple cool bars some concepts reworded coulda been dope but i thought cash had more heavy hitters here the mennonite bar was nice also the tacklebox
Cash was more consistent, but props for showing cash & props to mike.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Mike you try to act black, but really could you get any whiter,
your in an internet crew, full of poetry writers,
Decent, but statement-ish.
no need to worry beating this guys easy, he stays active but is not a threat,
since any Wreck creation will never make people sweat,
lol good.
steps into the battling circle, then cries about getting raped,
Rectangles with people and then gets bent outta shape,
A litte forced, but decent.
no one reads your shit , what a pitiful bitch
mike never comes straight like a wiffle ball pitch,
Nah.
this fag cant even land a jab, what the fuck you expect,
Rex got no way to be offensive, and i dont mean the coach of the Jets,
Decent

Your first wreck nameplay was dope, but the next was forced. The whiffle ball pitch line was corny to me. The ender was just okay, I used to do sports lines all the time but nowadays I'm not a fan. Decent verse, no HUGE misses aside from the whiffle ball line.

Originally Posted by Cashius

Straight out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania...

Dude is from Amish Paradise...now it all makes sense equally
Cashius is on that Mennonite shit...and by that I'm referring to his gay sex frequency
Meh...a touch forced, had to throw that personal fact in to make it work.
This hillbilly prolly gotta fish for his dinner...you blatantly suck
But when I say you gotta tackle box...it's cause that's the only way you can fuck
lol ok.
Stop acting like you lift, bro. I can fit my hands around this nerds neck
You're OBVIOUSLY into muscle confusion...we're all trynna figure out where yours went
some people might not get this, but i thought it was dope knowing the reference.
Be real about that inflated winning percentage...we can see that something's missin'
Cause the only way you keep it 100...is by battling all that weak ass competition
Nah.
Trynna look like a cop w/ that short hair? Nah, I bet this faggot is light...
No way are you force material...but that's what you do in EVERY battle you write
Setup was weak, but I liked the punch.

Decent battle. Mike did a little better than I thought, and Cash a little worse. But it wasn't enough of disparity. Cash got it.

[StarFaggot]

Mike

Mike you try to act black, but really could you get any whiter,
your in an internet crew, full of poetry writers,
this could've been hilarious but no
no need to worry beating this guys easy, he stays active but is not a threat,
since any Wreck creation will never make people sweat,
nice nameplay but delivery was eh
steps into the battling circle, then cries about getting raped,
Rectangles with people and then gets bent outta shape,
LOL... nice
no one reads your shit , what a pitiful bitch
mike never comes straight like a wiffle ball pitch,
lazy
this fag cant even land a jab, what the fuck you expect,
Rex got no way to be offensive, and i dont mean the coach of the Jets
the wording is bad here


Cashius


Dude is from Amish Paradise...now it all makes sense equally
Cashius is on that Mennonite shit...and by that I'm referring to his gay sex frequency
ive seen the wp before and theirs was better so im biased.. not feeling
This hillbilly prolly gotta fish for his dinner...you blatantly suck
But when I say you gotta tackle box...it's cause that's the only way you can fuck
lol,,, decent
Stop acting like you lift, bro. I can fit my hands around this nerds neck
You're OBVIOUSLY into muscle confusion...we're all trynna figure out where yours went
ehhh ok, better wording would've helped
Be real about that inflated winning percentage...we can see that something's missin'
Cause the only way you keep it 100...is by battling all that weak ass competition
no sir... you kinda praised urself lol
Trynna look like a cop w/ that short hair? Nah, I bet this faggot is light...
No way are you force material...but that's what you do in EVERY battle you write
coolish



Cash had the better concepts and slightly better wording. Good job to both battlers. MVGT Cashius