TTT06 Rd. 2 - Nahmed vs MrMC (Topical Text battle)

[God Of War]

Your Topic: The Rainforest, Battle-Based (Diss you opponent using the topic)

Nahmed

the fuck do i know about a rain forest?
except MC'll butcher the topic and Fist is lame for it.
but MC's like the rain forest, cuz this punk is found
somewhere below the belt- and it's usually coming down
this peon's just basic..take his rhymebook..
and wipe my ass with a loose-leaf like how aborigines wash up
he planned to win, aint shocked that he's wrong
i'm leaving a bigger hole in your Plot than deforestation
his name is Mister.. yet he rocks manolo fashions
he don't drain the lizard, he got a karomo dragon
now this topic got this homo rapping..?
the gayest dude tacklin the forest since Frodo Baggins.
funny we're talking rain.. when your flow's sub par
warm and wet..? i think- pussy. you had no such thoughts
the only other thing known thus far
that has half an inch hitting it daily- is his blow up doll


MrMC

Yo yo, yuh yo yuH YOYO!!!!!!

Yo I havn't been in college but right now I'm the teacha/
I'm schoolin you so bad, you'll prolly catch the "Jungle" feva/
You'll get smoked with my rhymes, take my advice like I'm ya preacha/
While I choke you with a vine, I'll sigh cause you are weaka/
Just like a toucan, this dude can't stop run by flying/
Call me the hip hop lion, cause I am the King of Rhyming/
Just lika monkey, you throwin nothing but shit and sucking/
You can't get money with rap so get a cup and start cumming/
I'ma tree, you just a bush that everybody pees on/
Unlike me, you couldn't fuckin shine if you were neon/
You spittin the same shit like picky tobacco chewers/
All your bars are garbage that belong in the sewers/
I'm smarter kid, I own this topic like I was Artemis/
Why you in this forum, don't you belong in the Art of Bitch?/
Like little kids who play hop scotch, your game's borin/
You got killed in this topic like they found your body in a rain forest/

Winner- Nahmed