TTT06 Rd. 2 - Indo-Flow vs RalfieMouth (Topical Text battle)

God Of War · 01-24-2013, 02:54 PM

Your Topic: You get attacked in a Restaurant by ninjas, what do you do? Storytelling-Based (Tell the best story, Dont diss your opponent)

Ralfie

sittin in Gino's, making my soon to be ex,.. some what upset
cuz i'm sayin, "Baby, i just dont feel the love, and.."
Just then, i notice a shady ninja lookin a touch suspect
maybe he just didnt get his lunch yet so i get on with the dumpin
but then i see one walkin ive been seein shady ninjas lately, they keep stalkin
i try to get back to knockin, this broad out of the relationship
heavy task, but im facin it, cept this ninjas tosses some stars an makes'em quick
i cant take this shit, so i flip out an whip out my make shift wit, to take this bitch
i love to fight so to make it right i grabbed up the butter knife
right then he's in front of me, so i try to cut his life...
i got no regret with the knife in his neck, but then one attacks on my left
start with smacks of my kung fu style that could fuck with the best
kick one ninja through the chest but then i see my girl stabbed by my weapon
she wanted to dump me so jimmy could have her, but i wasnt gonna let him
i cant belive we went through it all to take it this far is not usual
but i guess thats how it ends when your demented, schizophrenic, an delusional
..the ninjas did it

vs.

Indo-Flow

sitting at the diner, fienning to eat
my usual spot, at least three times a week
so i order my burgers, and tell them to hurry
cause Im a hungry man, I gotta tummy of fury!
tick tock goes the clock, what's taking so long?
i decide to get up and see what the f*cks going on
in total disbelief, NOOO my eyes are playing tricks
4 dudes in black step in doing multiple backflips
for no reason at all they start slicing throats
I stay cautious, ain't no way Im gonna fight them so
i ran back to my seat, to see my burgers were there!
sat down, took a bite and looked with a murderous stare
they nearly killed everyone, they started heading for me
I grinned knowing that I had a present in the seat
they came right up to me, aimed a knife at my head
I took out my glock and PUMPED THEIR GUTS FULL OF LED

Winner- Indo Flow

01-24-2013, 02:54 PM	#1
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,825 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493980	TTT06 Rd. 2 - Indo-Flow vs RalfieMouth (Topical Text battle) Your Topic: You get attacked in a Restaurant by ninjas, what do you do? Storytelling-Based (Tell the best story, Dont diss your opponent) Ralfie sittin in Gino's, making my soon to be ex,.. some what upset cuz i'm sayin, "Baby, i just dont feel the love, and.." Just then, i notice a shady ninja lookin a touch suspect maybe he just didnt get his lunch yet so i get on with the dumpin but then i see one walkin ive been seein shady ninjas lately, they keep stalkin i try to get back to knockin, this broad out of the relationship heavy task, but im facin it, cept this ninjas tosses some stars an makes'em quick i cant take this shit, so i flip out an whip out my make shift wit, to take this bitch i love to fight so to make it right i grabbed up the butter knife right then he's in front of me, so i try to cut his life... i got no regret with the knife in his neck, but then one attacks on my left start with smacks of my kung fu style that could fuck with the best kick one ninja through the chest but then i see my girl stabbed by my weapon she wanted to dump me so jimmy could have her, but i wasnt gonna let him i cant belive we went through it all to take it this far is not usual but i guess thats how it ends when your demented, schizophrenic, an delusional ..the ninjas did it vs. Indo-Flow sitting at the diner, fienning to eat my usual spot, at least three times a week so i order my burgers, and tell them to hurry cause Im a hungry man, I gotta tummy of fury! tick tock goes the clock, what's taking so long? i decide to get up and see what the f*cks going on in total disbelief, NOOO my eyes are playing tricks 4 dudes in black step in doing multiple backflips for no reason at all they start slicing throats I stay cautious, ain't no way Im gonna fight them so i ran back to my seat, to see my burgers were there! sat down, took a bite and looked with a murderous stare they nearly killed everyone, they started heading for me I grinned knowing that I had a present in the seat they came right up to me, aimed a knife at my head I took out my glock and PUMPED THEIR GUTS FULL OF LED Winner- Indo Flow