01-24-2013, 02:55 PM | #1 |
The Landlord
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TTT06 Semi Final - jayk vs Sosa (Topical Text battle)
Your Topic: Your family is being held hostage, make up how, why, where and what you do about it, Storytelling (Tell the best story, dont diss your opponent)
jayk sittin in seat fifty, parents with me, flyin to the windy city sippin whiskey briskly, thinkin bout that chick that frisked me planes make me really twitchy... then a man stands in the front brandishing guns. do we like fire balls? we'll be landin in one i hear a bang and a grunt, an air marshal's damaged and slumps the terrorist fuck saw him before we did and canceled his run... man this is rough, i panic and puff, this isn't the best then he takes dad hostage, slams his gut, puts pistol to neck stewardesses hittin the deck, we're told to get to the back of the jet with a laugh, and if we move he's wettin my dad this is unpleasant in fact, i'm grindin my teeth but as i'm steppin i pass, right at my feet, the dead guy with his piece to my disbelief the violent guy's eyes didn't see so i don't hesitate to act, i dive, turn, fire and release but my life isn't street, i can't aim and control but the shot distracts, my dad bites and maims up his throat the dude reacts, fights back, but i manage to go up behind him, pistol whip him, severely damage the foe he lands on the floor, we tie him up to pass to the cops i relax on the spot, breath, then order a jack on the rocks vs. Sosa Phone call: Sosa, we have ya wife and child and we'll kill them if you dont pay us 1 million dollars... Sosa: Why did you kidnap my family, what's the meaning of this Kidnapper: (You killed my partners and I want that list) I didn't kill anyone, what are you talking about, what documented list/ Kidnapper: (We were partners with Hungarians you murdered) I never even heard of ya faction, why are you taking these actions must be mistaken cause I dont even understand why any of this happened/ Kidnapper: (You know what the fuck I'm talking about Kyzer Sosa, remember the boat at the pier) Sosa: I left that life alone, went legit, got married with a family you making me pay for something from the past, that has nothing to with Tara and Anthony/ KidnapperIf we dont get our money in 48 hrs we're gonna kill the both of 'em, your wife is kinda nice looking and I wont hesitate to violate her) Sosa: You lay a finger on my wife or my son, you better run for your life how the fuck can I come up with a million dollars in just two nights/ Kidnapper: (I dont care and we get word you alerted the cops, they're dead, you fucking hear me Sosa, THEY'RE DEAD) Sosa: I'm not calling the cops and how do I know you have 'em imprisoned put my wife on the phone so I know you not bullshitting,(kidnapper puts wife on) Wife: Honey save us, Kidnapper: NOW DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?/ Sosa: Alright, alright, calm down I gotta make a few calls to get that type of amount I dont know what list you speak of, but do you want the money in cash or a secret account/ Kidnapper: drop it off at one hundred and third near the pay phone, wait for the ring by the way, I think I wanna fuck ya pretty wife in front of ya son just to hear her scream/ Sosa: You son of a bitch, I hope you rot in hell, leave them out of this shit this between us, let 'em go they dont need to be put through none of this shit/ Kidnapper: I dont really give a fuck Sosa, I just want the cash and the list since you claim you dont have it, then I'll just have my way with ya bitch/ oh and by the way, you should really know who ya friends are as well as ya enemies (another kidnapper gets on the phone and starts to laugh outloud) it's ya best friend, Anthony's godfather muthafucka, remember me?/ Winner- jayk |
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