Round 2: Ajax vs Proof

trap. · 02-01-2013, 07:20 PM

Proof

Occupation: Finance Manager

you ain't a porn star Ron Jeremy.........

but listen to your voice it's similar to a girl Cam, Ron
thank gawd the only time Jeremy has spoken is when Pearl Jam's on
this bitch will need legal assistance when I rape her it's drastic
used to be a grocery clerk so I'll drop Ajax into paper or plastic
and Sooner than Jason White he'll suffer his first loss
told Aloe you're in legal since a fluffer is worse, boss
this pussy needs to tighten up so after kegel he's gone
ron was really Reese Witherspoon's assistant in Legally Blonde
theFRANCHISE won't budge.. screwed he will hold a grudge dude we
all know Ajax isn't in legal.... he's just dating Judge Judy
in this round i might have choked but it's easy to fight this bloke
who wants to be a raw egg so he can be white and yolked
but in spite of jokes i'll leave my buddy in awe bloody n' brah
you wouldn't STILL be a damn assistant if you spent more time studyin' law
than entering text tourneys next journey's more troublin' dude
see this accountant can tell you wont earn a win based on your W-2

next please...............

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Ajax

Occupation: Legal Assistant

I may be a lawyer....but

Hip Hop’s in ALL its forms in this front runner....
I Graf n’ Excel....You just use Microsoft to crunch numbers.
The fact you do finances is funny,
Im actually GLAD you’re here; Now, I got someone else to manage MY money.
I’m invincible with the right catalyst,
You rock a Texas Instruments toupee and a Fisher Price abacus.
Fuck a simple old joke - THAT’S too effin’ basic,
Science puts your Age somewhere ‘tween Jurassic n Cretaceous.
Your job brings ya flow into question;
Teaching us all, Prostitution really AIN’T the world’s oldest profession.
Your wit’s only SORTA defiant,
A Fossel on the sidelines: Fuck finance, Ya should be coaching the Giants.
You need a Moment of silence, ‘stead you’re boxin’ a mountain;
Bones was the doc on Star Trek, Pops - Not the accountant.
Rockin the crowd with years measured in epochs?
The real Proof sold out thaFRANCHISE like the director of Reebok.

Chump.

02-01-2013, 07:20 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Round 2: Ajax vs Proof Proof Occupation: Finance Manager you ain't a porn star Ron Jeremy......... but listen to your voice it's similar to a girl Cam, Ron thank gawd the only time Jeremy has spoken is when Pearl Jam's on this bitch will need legal assistance when I rape her it's drastic used to be a grocery clerk so I'll drop Ajax into paper or plastic and Sooner than Jason White he'll suffer his first loss told Aloe you're in legal since a fluffer is worse, boss this pussy needs to tighten up so after kegel he's gone ron was really Reese Witherspoon's assistant in Legally Blonde theFRANCHISE won't budge.. screwed he will hold a grudge dude we all know Ajax isn't in legal.... he's just dating Judge Judy in this round i might have choked but it's easy to fight this bloke who wants to be a raw egg so he can be white and yolked but in spite of jokes i'll leave my buddy in awe bloody n' brah you wouldn't STILL be a damn assistant if you spent more time studyin' law than entering text tourneys next journey's more troublin' dude see this accountant can tell you wont earn a win based on your W-2 next please............... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ajax Occupation: Legal Assistant I may be a lawyer....but Hip Hop’s in ALL its forms in this front runner.... I Graf n’ Excel....You just use Microsoft to crunch numbers. The fact you do finances is funny, Im actually GLAD you’re here; Now, I got someone else to manage MY money. I’m invincible with the right catalyst, You rock a Texas Instruments toupee and a Fisher Price abacus. Fuck a simple old joke - THAT’S too effin’ basic, Science puts your Age somewhere ‘tween Jurassic n Cretaceous. Your job brings ya flow into question; Teaching us all, Prostitution really AIN’T the world’s oldest profession. Your wit’s only SORTA defiant, A Fossel on the sidelines: Fuck finance, Ya should be coaching the Giants. You need a Moment of silence, ‘stead you’re boxin’ a mountain; Bones was the doc on Star Trek, Pops - Not the accountant. Rockin the crowd with years measured in epochs? The real Proof sold out thaFRANCHISE like the director of Reebok. Chump.