07-25-2014, 12:21 AM | #1 |
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Destroyer [VS] Bags [Bags WINS]
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07-29-2014, 08:52 PM | #2 |
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just found out bags is actually writing for this
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07-29-2014, 09:01 PM | #3 |
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after this our friendship will probably be over u fat bitch cuz not only did I have Veritas write my verse, I gave him ur address des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard it's not just u, I'm also fucking w/ ur family while I'm killin ya if ur sister's a saint, it's her stage name and it's preceded by Silvia u have no chance in the tag shit, someone make this fag quit... funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket admit it. it's time to start that diet, u human whale I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well don't quit ur desk job, ur two payments away from owning ur couch it's easy to set people up for 'a loan,' when that's how u will always be... ouch nah, I know u get pussy, but ur bitch at the club? you'll never bring her cuz ur known to fuck more retarded bitches than Johnny Knoxville in the Ringer des is mad rich, I got back problems cause my wallet is fat bitch meanwhile it's ironic as fuck how bags don't have paper OR plastic |
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SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now Tho i kno U'll give everything u got cuz how cheap ur life is ..But even if you leave EVERYTHING on the line youd prolly ask ME to write it U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him So of course ur tri-force......lets narrow ur lane right down u triangles that got stolen from a legend ...TRUST we all kno ur games by now Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class? Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack Writing aside he pms me for votes too! ....That shits crazy I been votin 4 this faggot who gets fucked in the ass way b4 gamble vs big baby & u cant ghost or vote MY shit...every1 takes u for a lame. So u wanna go out on a limb for me? GOOD...... lemme just break ur fuckin leg I kno....imma cold savage....but des....u 54 an only average U drown urself in aqua velva ....a sea critic told me....U SMELL LIKE OLD FAGGIT |
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07-31-2014, 05:02 AM | #7 |
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This battle brought upon many lols
Des first 2 punches were both ok wasn't really feeling either of them. I thought the sister line was worded really strangely but the concept was dope Ant in the basket was cool Sandwich line missed IMO The alone line was alright I guess for being an alone line Ringer was cool Never seen that spin in the bags/paper/plastic concept before Liked it Anthony Opener was dope Everything on the line was ight Act of god of war was cool Tri force was meh Panic attack was lulz I thoughts yourast 3 were all solid Bags with the more consistent verse IMO Plus the opener and god of war lines were really nice. As was ant in the basket from destro it wasn't enough V bags
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Okay so I have this scored 6-5 Des, but I think I might have fucked my math up bc that can't be right. Let me reread both verses real quick. Okay so I have this scored 8-1 Bags. Great battle guys. Lmao jk. I really thought Des did a pretty good job of being consistent. It helped protect his weaknesses bc although most of the material I wouldn't call haymakers, they were funny and a steady mixture of decent flips. I would have quoted the alone line despite the wp prolly being used before. I loved the concept and the build. The problem was that the abrupt ending with just ouch really took the momentum out of it. Bags first 6 bars, with the exception of the triforce one, were terrific 4th wall personals. Very rapid paced and fierce. The triforce bar kind of interrupted the entire segment, but it was a nice run. Good theme throughout with the ghostwriting. The final 2 bars didn't have as big an effect on me as the aforementioned, so they really hindered the conclusion of the verse. I would say LOTB goes to Bags for the Ouija Board bar, I also enjoyed the everything on the line bar alot. Des' best bars were Silvia Saint and the paper or plastic flip. Fresh new spin on an obviously redundant np. But I've been gone for awhile so it might not be that fresh to others. Also liked the flaming cheetos line. v-Des |
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07-31-2014, 08:21 AM | #9 |
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after this our friendship will probably be over u fat bitch cuz not only did I have Veritas write my verse, I gave him ur address -Fire haha funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket -Ooooo I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well -haha clownin' it's easy to set people up for 'a loan,' when that's how u will always be... ouch -WHOAAAAA meanwhile it's ironic as fuck how bags don't have paper OR plastic -ok closer...woulda liked to see it flipped bout Being Bagged in plastic to make a stonger end line meaning match ova this was pretty smooth tho' not much filler...strong punches Bagz- SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now -haha Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him -dope personal wit' the name flip,,,,not sure if its true...gotta assume it is Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack -crazy....had potential to be even more hard hittin' tho' ending was dope... thought it slowed down a bit...some real heavy shotz in there tho' thiz was close in my eyez I say Des was more consistent both went in tho' Vote- DES |
07-31-2014, 12:17 PM | #10 |
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des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard it's not just u, I'm also fucking w/ ur family while I'm killin ya if ur sister's a saint, it's her stage name and it's preceded by Silvia admit it. it's time to start that diet, u human whale I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well Bags Tho i kno U'll give everything u got cuz how cheap ur life is ..But even if you leave EVERYTHING on the line youd prolly ask ME to write it U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class? Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack man Des you really fucked that 'a loan' and paper and plastic bars up with wording they coulda been dope as fuck and got you the win hands down in quotes, but right now they're tied and I honestly feel bags three hits were stronger than Des's by 1 punch. Bags killed that angle on Des and I don't blame him cause everything else is damn near played out as fuck, still a good battle though and I can see it going either way respectively. V Bags
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07-31-2014, 07:22 PM | #13 |
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Great close battle. Re-read twice. In the essence of things, des had more set-ups and more punches. Bags had better cadence, flow, and in essence his lines were just harder hitting. I understand this is text and you guys are fake battle rappers, but it's really the subgenre of a dying exhibition bout. Anyway, Bags had a few stingers, and had one complete miss which was embarrassing holy fuck. I get the aqua velva was supposed to be for old men cologne, but sea critic was uncoordinated and just lame. I get the correlation, but it seemed so uncoordinated. Like the author of that poorly worded wordplay wasnt even mentioned. Unless gambles name is velva or something. Idk seemed rush and was only there for a humoristic effect (which was prominent, and the only notable thing about the line) but other than that it seemed eh. Your wording is leaps better than destroyers, which helps you a lot because if he had the same wording as you, this battle would be his, because that helps a lot. Bags had a smooth read, and des seemedt o have bumps and bruises down the road. I almost rage voted for destroyer - seriously, but I re-read which i rarely do (about 35% of the time) and just had bags delivered a more poignant and better verse. Good stuff. Wish des could take it. Fuck bags |
08-02-2014, 03:50 PM | #15 |
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Dope battle, each verse had multiple bars I enjoyed. The couch line was gold, even the cheesy line about cheetos in beard was half decent. the sandwich in bags was decent, rhyme was not crisp and it came off homo almost, but still nice play. Bags had a recurring bitter ghost writer theme. The god of war was dope, but o ouija board was line of the battle. I really don't have any true flaws for either of you. But based on consistency im giving this to....bags. Opening bar for des was filler and the a lot of first line in bar were set ups, which is fine. But bags set ups for the most part were even slight disses
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08-02-2014, 11:23 PM | #16 |
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Destroyer: I watched a Silvia Saint flick yesterday. Weird. I didn't like that line, though, because it didn't seem like much of a punch. I liked the opener a lot and wish you had continued with that level of charisma and outside-the-box thinking. The ill nik-A line was OK, and the sandwiches line was worded very well. The Cheetos line was OK, though it needed a better setup. The "a loan" wordplay has been done about 10 million times, and the "ouch" at the end was brutally bad. And you used a Johnny Knoxville/The Ringer punch? And a paper/plastic Bags punch? Those lines were played five years ago, and that was a really weak way to end this verse, which as a whole was decent.
Bags: The opener killed me. Your wording and swagger come through as well as anyone here, and that helps even average concepts land, like the triangle line. (Nothing could have saved that limb line, though. That wouldn't be a standout in a true freestyle battle.) I thought you overdid the ghostwriting stuff, which was hurt by the fact that your second-best (behind the opener) of those lines was the last, the Ouija board line that was really clever and well-worded. But the two Gamble lines, while perhaps piling on, both made me laugh. Your closer, along with a solid verse through and through, was enough to win this battle, especially since Destroyer's finish was so weak. Vote: Bags |
08-03-2014, 12:18 PM | #17 |
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Opener was stupid. Heat to a bar was ok at best. I didn't like sisters a saint, felt the execution was lazy. Pic Nik was awkward, IMO & some what corny. Sandwiches in bags? Really? Com'on bro, that was terrible. A loan was alright, just didn't like the "ouch" at the end, kind of killed it for me because of how corny that was. Fuck retarded bitches was ok & the closer was weak, IMO. Vs Bags: Opener was ok. Everything on the line was ok, think you could have executed that a tad but harsher. Act of god was good. Tri force was not. Trust bar was cool. Ghost writers was cool as well. Fucked in the ass and out on a limb were both weak. Not sure was Aqua velva is so I have not real comment on this, other then it seemed pretty funny, lol. OVERALL: I got Bags taking this battle. I think Destroyer had a few ok concepts but the executions lacked any impact. And also just had some wack concepts, like the pic Nik and the sandwiches in bags, them shits were corny and wished I never read them, tbh. Anyways, bags had some solid connections especially with the personals, so.... V/Faggot Baggot it. |
08-03-2014, 12:32 PM | #18 |
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yeah, this dude is a faggot and neither of us want his vote counted
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Des was funny imo but bags was brutal with personals n wording.
Des. Silvia, closer, sandwiches Bags. Only miss was limb really. Will go into detail more if needed. V bags. |
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