02-02-2013, 06:18 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
East Round 2: 10. Slyck vs 2. E2
E2:
I push the envelope, you get pushed-over like dominos In the school of hard knocks, I'm always on the honor roll The game was much impressed because I play with such intent If you battle religiously, you should've gave it up for Lent 81%… needs 29 more to match this effortless type-write It's ok to finish last- that just makes you a nice guy None of your ideas fly… some you see die on impact I'm still the real dick & you're a penile implant You're some actor from Akron, isn't that an anachronism? With verse neither solid NOR fluid; it's gelatinous You could fly to Indochina just to praise all your quotes …But I wouldn't go so far as to say you were dope Your only battle skills involve the duck & running part Even as Ron Jeremy's dick, you're no Up & Coming star You need to raise-your-writes like people in courts do When it comes to battle, you pull out like corkscrews You're a Bum with split personalities, now you're Broke in two Your name may as well be Sesame… kid, I'm about to Open you The fact you're a biter? … That has to be vital Your rhymes are garbage & I'm glad you recycle It's damn suicidal for you, but you're not allowed to bitch My verse took a Hike & still went off without a Hitch So E2 oughtta bag it, I could crush you automatic Slyck's a pomegranate & I got a palm of granite If you don't like pain, I'mma turn you into a masochist Not only did I devour you, I over-8 you like an asterisk Your verse ain't the only thing that got cut, just ask your wrists I already took my picture for the next round after this So, voters… I think y'all know whose verse reads better Slyck can't live up to his name, let alone his first 3 letters :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slyck: i'll leave E shook, better yet I still got him shaken thought he'd win but like retards being kidnapped he's mis-taken u aint hot in the past, so please just stop with the tracks cuz eatin candles is the only time E drops on some wax take some notes as i fade ya hopes of coming up with a victory blame ur foes cause like MM2000 ur just a piece in history E2's weak and bout to get ripped, ur witt's feeble stuck against slyck, i duck police cuz my shits so ILL-legal i mall hoes, watch E die as he falls slow, an lose get on aim dickridin hopin the rest would follow ya moves i displayed ya weak post, u suck and ya round 1 was a joke ya name alone isnt enough to sway the votes to defeat this pro hope ya learn ya lesson, my posts state for 'viewer discretion' E's tamed and lessened, the only cat close to me is my own reflection! give me any MC to battle, i'll rip em all, i'm equipped to scald U drop so much 'shit' when ya throw a 'punch' u slip and fall i nip him off i soon predict, and when the rating hits? your only half as talented as me, change ya name to 'Radius' i'ma hit u with a 'dictionary' just to kick you some 'knowledge' u cant beat slyck, his legendary flows are flawless the underdog is destined to maul ya witts, cant ya tell? like 'drawin cards wit devil' u aint got a 'chance' in hell u lack 'spice' when peeps read my ish, it leaves they teeth sore i 'blend' in a nice combonation while 'fillers' is all u reach for g'luck E2 PeAcE DsL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final: E2 (22) - Slyck (0) |
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