It's only fair to warn ...

Frank Metts · 03-24-2014, 12:21 PM

I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors
attached to my dang umbilical cord
Warlord of rap
that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord
with a four door Ford
But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella
To chop a fella to Mozzarella
worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in a cellar
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
while I'm standing next to ya
Eating a full course meal
watching you starve to death
With an IV in your vein
feeding you liquid Darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
and driven To Receiving
with the asses ripped out of they pants
And given a less than 20 percent chance of living
Have a possible placement
as a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you
while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired an arson to set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment

Classic Em for the day

PancakeBrah · 03-24-2014, 12:26 PM

So many topics by you.

Just...so many.

They're all classics, too!

Fart · 03-24-2014, 01:11 PM

he was so much better when he was using

Hush · 03-24-2014, 01:16 PM

Someone crashes they piece of shit ford into my accord ima be pissed

Frank Metts · 03-24-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

he was so much better when he was using

Really I mean I love the rhyme scemes, shock value, comedy and crazy subject matter but it's all over the place ... Very scatter brained

Frank Metts · 03-24-2014, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

So many topics by you.

Just...so many.

They're all classics, too!

trap. · 03-24-2014, 03:56 PM

Meh. Cage > always & forever.

dead man · 03-24-2014, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trap

Meh. Cage > always & forever.

sort of true but not really.

they both have long careers that lack consistency but at their peaks are some of the best to ever do it.

agent orange > anything eminem recorded pre-MMLP

Paradigm · 03-24-2014, 06:54 PM

dat horrorcore em

Greed · 03-24-2014, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

he was so much better when he was using

Hush · 03-24-2014, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

sort of true but not really.

they both have long careers that lack consistency but at their peaks are some of the best to ever do it.

agent orange > anything eminem recorded pre-MMLP

Lold

uh-oh · 03-24-2014, 08:46 PM

also lold

ill nik-A · 03-24-2014, 08:49 PM

Lol'd hardest

dead man · 03-24-2014, 08:55 PM

really tho

not saying sslp and infinite were wack at all. that one track is just doper dope. i am partial to that kinda shit though its definitely not the popular opinion.

Frank Metts · 03-24-2014, 08:55 PM

Still lol'ing

Rawn MD · 03-24-2014, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

he was so much better when he was using

I've been saying that 4 the longest.

and...

...walks in, and lol's

e11even · 03-25-2014, 12:30 AM

Some periods in life can't be overcome.

Him being better on drugs is like so many other classic artists that use.

I.e. Every rock band ever.

Exis · 03-25-2014, 08:17 AM

Honestly...weed kicked in after I hit this thread and what I read between squintin' I liked, so good job Charlie.

Lars · 03-25-2014, 08:48 AM

some of it wasnt even a multi, wtf?

03-24-2014, 12:21 PM	#1
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,622 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305786	It's only fair to warn ... I was born with a set of horns And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella To chop a fella to Mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller Got you locked in a cellar With your skeleton showing Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet Pumping you full of drugs Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven To Receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants And given a less than 20 percent chance of living Have a possible placement as a hospital patient Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement Doctor Kevorkian has arrived To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!" Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth Better call the fire department I've hired an arson to set fire to carpet And burn up your entire apartment Classic Em for the day

03-24-2014, 01:11 PM	#3
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920843	he was so much better when he was using __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

03-24-2014, 01:16 PM	#4
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Someone crashes they piece of shit ford into my accord ima be pissed __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	also lold __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

03-24-2014, 08:49 PM	#13
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03-24-2014, 12:26 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	So many topics by you. Just...so many. They're all classics, too!

03-24-2014, 03:56 PM	#7
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Meh. Cage > always & forever.

03-24-2014, 06:54 PM	#9
Paradigm ___________ Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: California Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 4-4 Champed - The Ultimate Textcee - NBL Cypher Rep Power: 11033508	dat horrorcore em

03-24-2014, 08:55 PM	#14
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,466 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	really tho not saying sslp and infinite were wack at all. that one track is just doper dope. i am partial to that kinda shit though its definitely not the popular opinion. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

03-25-2014, 12:30 AM	#17
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	Some periods in life can't be overcome. Him being better on drugs is like so many other classic artists that use. I.e. Every rock band ever. __________________ Ahem.

03-25-2014, 08:17 AM	#18
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Honestly...weed kicked in after I hit this thread and what I read between squintin' I liked, so good job Charlie.

03-25-2014, 08:48 AM	#19
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