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Old 08-18-2015, 01:45 AM   #1
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Default Witty 0-1 vs Flo Real 0-1 (REBUTTALS) - WITTY WINS

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Witty is Mr. 'I'm the best' until he doesn't care and noshows so it's hard to say what he'll do. But He's got skill and a nice sense of humor for sure - a threat to anyone as he showed in the tag tourney. Flo has humor but not the delivery. He's also got to be more original - aside from converting old jokes into bars he doesn't really try to be too personal (from what I've seen) and that can hold dude back a lot. If he gets personal with Witty this could be tight for sure.
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Old 08-18-2015, 05:17 AM   #2
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Up to you @Witty if we do rebuttals but my first bar is with sharp.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:34 AM   #3
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nvm i understand let's rebuttal @Flo Real
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Old 08-19-2015, 10:53 AM   #4
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On his own now with no Nine for bluffing;
Without Sharp 'wit, he' just another RB faggot known for nothing
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Old 08-19-2015, 02:51 PM   #5
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2 years ago...

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Flo Real's IP is showing from the UK.
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if you are where you say you are from, please elaborate somethings for me.

name me some of your favorite shops on south street. particularly any of the ones between the 12 and 13 block
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Dark horse pub and bar Ferdinand are my favourite drinking spots down there and I work at cedar street studios part time near north eastern hospital, so if I'm shopping it's usually around there at Harrowgate plaza*

Do like to take a peek at some Amish goods to down at the terminal Market too *
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did u really leave the *'s in from wikipedia

for shame
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I am from Philly just left a loong ass time ago.
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i am black
LOL you thought I'd forget?

Rebuttal this, bitch...

U ain't black, u british white n you'll never land with ANY punch you craft
Cuz if ur lines got ppl seeing stars....it's just you making up your fuckin' past
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Old 08-19-2015, 06:35 PM   #6
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@Witty I can dig up the past too...

I got no Philly hoes, but thanks to famine.. he knows state side bro's who ain't flo
This Irish cunt been digging up dirt all his life...while i just popped to the shop to buy my potato.

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Known for nothing?

I've won tourneys, leagues, awards, beaten ANYBODY who came at me
That's why we ain't alike.....I can actually back up who I claim to be.
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:38 PM   #8
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V. Witty

Both his lines were better
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:13 PM   #9
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Lol witty got the ether with both bars and using personals. One sided imo
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:23 PM   #10
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Witty fuckin killed this guy.....lmaooo an why even....Flo real? Lolol

I spit my drink out at the "I'm black" quote

I remember the 30 page thread of.flo real trynna claim philly too

Lol

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V/Witty ... Both were better
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v- witty that second bar was fire.

Loved flo's potato line too. but guess witty took this
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Old 08-22-2015, 12:52 PM   #13
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first round

props to flo for making it work both ways. not the harshest but still solid

Witty's wording was on point, and the concept would probably come off as played if we havent seen flo for awhile so it hit to me

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flo's bar was funny and played off of witty's pretty well but it didn't have that much sting. the punch is 'I just popped into the shop to buy my potato' which is worth a chuckle, while witty was harsher with his flip. If this were a cyph that'd be an easy quote for me. Cool shit from both tho, props for doing the rebuttals but witty got it with harsher wording

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Old 08-24-2015, 06:47 AM   #14
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witty both rounds

LOL @ digging up dirt line though
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Old 08-24-2015, 12:17 PM   #15
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good battle here, but witty takes it
lmao at all those quotes in a 1-2 battle

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