Destroyer 9-7 va Junto 4-2 - JUNTO WINS

[Sharp]

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@Destroyer @Junto

[Junto]

you wanna make it a roast or jus get torched in regs

[Destroyer]

you can toast my nutsack
can you get an answer out of that?

[Destroyer]

dropping tomorrow

[Destroyer]

been junto for years & no one cares who u are - u've failed at this
only way u'll make a name for yourself on this site is if u create a new alias
i'll stab his girl to pieces and leave her body stacked in the tub
then watch jun cart her remains away like johnny cash was on drugs
I don't give a fuck. u probably are Beyond too, u sad jerk
cause it's like u got a vision for ur bars but then it only like half works
Des a savage w/bud... & I stay packing it up
if this dude got roaches in his ashtray, it's just cuz his car nasty as fuck
if i attack him with knives and miss, u can trust I'll hit this kid again
& I'll be back with bags full of cans - & not for the ten cents I get in michigan

[Sharp]

@Junto

[Junto]

oh you wanna see captain america...

well while u head in wit wifey to pack the theater I'm comin to clap that heater
walk right up to ur side... & put ur face on her face like it was a Snapchat feature
Jun the wildest crook my styles like cook up my nigga lives get took
u? no bodies - all my work should be titled Killing 'someone' like Bill O'reillys books
on battle sites 30 yrs & STILLLL sucking proves that yous a lame...
Maaan u remember Nik-a when he was '13'. & I dont think he ever went by that username
Des swing both ways. Ya'll seen the shit he does. hes such a fag
he go out to a ball game.. girl want a pretzel... he's thinkin bout gettin the nut of bags
Last battle I cracked ur denchers in, this one ur gettin fucked up bitch, look...
& if u was thinkin bout chance 3... u should just be happy listenin to Coloring Book

[jilti]

been junto for years & no one cares who u are - u've failed at this
only way u'll make a name for yourself on this site is if u create a new alias
^ok
i'll stab his girl to pieces and leave her body stacked in the tub
then watch jun cart her remains away like johnny cash was on drugs
^i dont get it
I don't give a fuck. u probably are Beyond too, u sad jerk
cause it's like u got a vision for ur bars but then it only like half works
^lol
Des a savage w/bud... & I stay packing it up
if this dude got roaches in his ashtray, it's just cuz his car nasty as fuck
^lol
if i attack him with knives and miss, u can trust I'll hit this kid again
& I'll be back with bags full of cans - & not for the ten cents I get in michigan
^cans/recycle bars are mad played


Vs


well while u head in wit wifey to pack the theater I'm comin to clap that heater
walk right up to ur side... & put ur face on her face like it was a Snapchat feature
^nasty
Jun the wildest crook my styles like cook up my nigga lives get took
u? no bodies - all my work should be titled Killing 'someone' like Bill O'reillys books
^nope
on battle sites 30 yrs & STILLLL sucking proves that yous a lame...
Maaan u remember Nik-a when he was '13'. & I dont think he ever went by that username
^funny shit
Des swing both ways. Ya'll seen the shit he does. hes such a fag
he go out to a ball game.. girl want a pretzel... he's thinkin bout gettin the nut of bags
^lol
Last battle I cracked ur denchers in, this one ur gettin fucked up bitch, look...
& if u was thinkin bout chance 3... u should just be happy listenin to Coloring Book
^dope



Vote- jun da goon


Entertaining battle here

[Joe Boston]

Des:

Opener was soft little basic my dude. Jun Cart nameplay reference was dope.Beyond flip was cool creative how u flipped the finisher. Lmao at roaches in the ashtray ive seen some shit like this but about having a nasty house still good humor tho. Lotta people use can flips u felt this was dope.

Junto

Opener dope af direct gritty. Bill oreilly was more impression of a self hype bar.nik a lmao. Bags flip lmao.
Chance 3 was dope.

Dope match up lots of good content. I felt jun was more polished and creative here. The opener was raw af. He had good humor factor his last two bars. Takes it on consistency.

V/Junto

[newuser8004]

This was a really tough matchup battle

But I think destroyer should win because he really is dedicated

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Opener, Beyond too & roaches.

Nice verse, really clean & mean in your delivery, it's just there was nothing crazy or haymaker level.

versus

Originally Posted by Junto

Opener, 13 & closer.

Decent verse, but I feel like u took Des light as fuck. The wording's unpolished & the concepts weren't dangerous in the execution.

Overall I'm grudgingly giving it to DESTROYER, even tho he didn't "wow" me (plus he was acting like a BITCH w/ the dq bullshit), but by contrast Jun's lazy wording irritated me..lol, because I've read far & away better verses from him & this one seems as tho it was posted to show, not necessarily to body his opponent.

[Sharp]

been junto for years & no one cares who u are - u've failed at this
only way u'll make a name for yourself on this site is if u create a new alias
kinda cool personal but I've seen that concept on others
i'll stab his girl to pieces and leave her body stacked in the tub
then watch jun cart her remains away like johnny cash was on drugs
That's tough
I don't give a fuck. u probably are Beyond too, u sad jerk
cause it's like u got a vision for ur bars but then it only like half works
nice
Des a savage w/bud... & I stay packing it up
if this dude got roaches in his ashtray, it's just cuz his car nasty as fuck
light, nothing major
if i attack him with knives and miss, u can trust I'll hit this kid again
& I'll be back with bags full of cans - & not for the ten cents I get in michigan
If I haven't seen so many can lines I'd like this more but they're a dime a dozen at this point





well while u head in wit wifey to pack the theater I'm comin to clap that heater
walk right up to ur side... & put ur face on her face like it was a Snapchat feature
cool
Jun the wildest crook my styles like cook up my nigga lives get took
u? no bodies - all my work should be titled Killing 'someone' like Bill O'reillys books
cool line but it feels more boasting then a hit on des.
on battle sites 30 yrs & STILLLL sucking proves that yous a lame...
Maaan u remember Nik-a when he was '13'. & I dont think he ever went by that username
alright lol
Des swing both ways. Ya'll seen the shit he does. hes such a fag
he go out to a ball game.. girl want a pretzel... he's thinkin bout gettin the nut of bags
I get it but it's Nothing major imo
Last battle I cracked ur denchers in, this one ur gettin fucked up bitch, look...
& if u was thinkin bout chance 3... u should just be happy listenin to Coloring Book
nice

Basically

June Carter and beyond

V

Opener and chance

Des why would you not wanna have this go down? I'm coming back to this

Des had the lines of the battle but junto was a hair more consistent... Could see either one take it but I feel like Des got the edge. Dope shit from both tho

V/des

[Reza]

Okay

Des decent drop. Dope opener, liked the roaches line and the closer was okay. Like sharp said I've seen a lot of can/recycle bars. Kinda takes away from the impact. I felt the Johnny cash bar could've been executed better. Ok punch but not the ko you wanted.

Junto solid verse. The opener was dope. Nice way to start. I liked the chance 3 punch. The o reilly punch kinda hurt but overall decent drop.

It came down to who wanted it more to me and that said, ima go with junto... Good battle

[Useless]

been junto for years & no one cares who u are - u've failed at this
only way u'll make a name for yourself on this site is if u create a new alias

---first I just wanted to say that this is really bad. This goes back to the "u couldn't make a name on this site if u registered one" punch/concept from 1997 lol. That was like one of the first text rap battle punches ever written. It's up there with da feet.

Just had to get that off my chest.


i'll stab his girl to pieces and leave her body stacked in the tub
then watch jun cart her remains away like johnny cash was on drugs
Des a savage w/bud... & I stay packing it up
if this dude got roaches in his ashtray, it's just cuz his car nasty as fuck

--- I liked these two. June Carter was clever. Flip Coulda been better tho.


Vs


on battle sites 30 yrs & STILLLL sucking proves that yous a lame...
Maaan u remember Nik-a when he was '13'. & I dont think he ever went by that username
Last battle I cracked ur denchers in, this one ur gettin fucked up bitch, look...
& if u was thinkin bout chance 3... u should just be happy listenin to Coloring Book


--- IDK I wasn't really feelin tha goons verse this week. That opener woulda been cool but I just seen something like that from cred I think. Then the self hype bar was blah and the bag of nuts line I didn't like the wording. Of course Des opener and closer were both pretty bad. His beyond/vision bar was aite tho. Imma have to go with Des but it's really close. And I really don't like voting for Des. But fuck it.



V. Des

[Saitama]

Jonny cash, roaches

snap chat, 13 & closer were ok/decent

Jun had an eh line here but des missed w/ opener & beyond shit, smh

vote the goon

[Habitat]

been junto for years & no one cares who u are - u've failed at this
only way u'll make a name for yourself on this site is if u create a new alias
no substance this is weak
i'll stab his girl to pieces and leave her body stacked in the tub
then watch jun cart her remains away like johnny cash was on drugs
slick
I don't give a fuck. u probably are Beyond too, u sad jerk
cause it's like u got a vision for ur bars but then it only like half works
didn't like how u flipped this
Des a savage w/bud... & I stay packing it up
if this dude got roaches in his ashtray, it's just cuz his car nasty as fuck
ehhh this is lite
if i attack him with knives and miss, u can trust I'll hit this kid again
& I'll be back with bags full of cans - & not for the ten cents I get in michigan
not a fan of this

vs

well while u head in wit wifey to pack the theater I'm comin to clap that heater
walk right up to ur side... & put ur face on her face like it was a Snapchat feature
aight
Jun the wildest crook my styles like cook up my nigga lives get took
u? no bodies - all my work should be titled Killing 'someone' like Bill O'reillys books
noot a fan
on battle sites 30 yrs & STILLLL sucking proves that yous a lame...
Maaan u remember Nik-a when he was '13'. & I dont think he ever went by that username
lol this was good
Des swing both ways. Ya'll seen the shit he does. hes such a fag
he go out to a ball game.. girl want a pretzel... he's thinkin bout gettin the nut of bags
eh this is wierd
Last battle I cracked ur denchers in, this one ur gettin fucked up bitch, look...
& if u was thinkin bout chance 3... u should just be happy listenin to Coloring Book
aight

June Carter was LOTB, but that's all des really had. roaches was super lite. Junto had snapchat, nika 13 was funny, and coloring book was decent. Gotta with junto for having more material that stood out.

v/jun

[Lotto Smirk]

Des had opener , Jonny cash, roaches

Junto had snap chat, 13 & close

Juns opener topped Des's but ima give des coming Harding on the other two quotes shit was close but felt jun boasted in a few bars rather than going for the kill. I got des just edgeing it.

V- Des

[Junto]

unless we gon count newuser8004's vote this shoulda been closed already...

[~RustyGunZ~]

June carter was cool. Rest was eh. Cans been done. Opener was the second best.

Vs

Snap chat filter was sick. 13 was cool. Rest was eh.the nut of bags bar made me cringe. Coloring book wasn't heavy but a decent bar.

Got Jun in a close one. Pretty weak from both

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Junto

unless we gon count newuser8004's vote this shoulda been closed already...

agreed
it should have been closed when you posted late