02-03-2013, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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E2
Name: E2
Crews: pMp'z Where: Albuquerque, NM Repped: Sethros, UPN, RM Title: Winter in Auschwitz One minute I was in the ghetto, next thing I know I’m on a train Headed for some place called Auschwitz, and no amount of pain Could ever bring me back, I never knew the Fuehrer’s terms And the hardship two-thirds of us Jews in Europe learned You talk about a race, but you can’t make yours the purest first By killing every Jew from Vladivostok to Nuremberg Left wondering what happened to our dreams- fastened to our seats Together in some twisted nightmare, packed in like sardines We wept… but couldn’t eat or sleep; needlessly receiving heat Not from sunshine, it was undue treatment- please… …Tell me what I ever did in my life to deserve such a thing I prefer nothing be, inflicted upon me and you musn’t think… That just cause I got a big nose and no savior I’m subhuman The time is soon when I shall die and find entombment But not underground, at the bottom of a pile of bodies Waiting in line to be burned, while drying out; rotting …When we arrived, we were shown to our filthy suite My will is weak; the devil’s got a plan and he’ll succeed Fuck the SS, fuck Heinrich, fuck Himmler Fuck Adolf Hitler, fuck Eichmann and his sister… I wish Eva Braun got raped by a Jew and amazed at how She faced the doubt and really got her brains fucked out Their deeds are far dirtier than the ground I ever walked on The stench of death in the air makes it hard to stay calm long I would’ve wrote sooner but I ain’t got a lot to pay for stamps And besides, there’s no postcards in concentration camps I clinch my fist at Schindler’s list cause I missed the pick I wish someone would’ve told me, man… when was this? Then one cold morning we were told to shower, it would be my last day but I thought only of the water and not that it’s a gas chamber Mass-anger, fear, and hopelessness erupted when the lights went out I turned to my neighbor, cried and said, “The end of our lives is now” -------------------------------- Title: I Am the World I am the world, the oceans are my blood Continents are skin; the atmosphere- my lungs I've no energy left, you spent it all- now I'm done But I can't leave, my life revolves around my sun Even Jimi Hendrix called my Axis Bold as Love The equator is my belt, but Atlas holds me up Every time I sweat, it's like a thick dew falls Plus I'm sexually frustrated; I'm a big blue-ball If I ever get my ozone fixed, well that'll be the day Why chop down the rainforests? I don't need a shave My canyons are cuts & gashes break open chasms Tectonic plates are muscles, earthquakes are spasms Half of me shivers while the other half wallows in heat I just wish the moon would stop following me Volcanoes are my zits, spewing pus born in mantle I've been here long enough to blow out 4 billion candles My craters are bruises & I've got 'em all the way 'round But who threw these rocks? Bullies on the playground? I'm stargazing, staring every bright light down Other planets are jealous I've got life right now Just lay down on your belly… we'll be face to face I am the world & all I do is take up space |
02-03-2013, 05:08 PM | #2 |
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Title: "Being OJ Simpson"
In '94, I was taking drugs; shit, I was even making some Right after the third installment of the Naked Gun Then came summer- the worst time of my life I became an alcoholic with a curse known as my wife We used to be in love when the back rubs were amazing Then I thought of a use for those black gloves she gave me …I just got home & it must've been god's omen To put a stronghold on Nichole & Ron Goldman Creeping up the steps… inside I felt despising Then I came out & slit 'em with my Heisman, The NFL prepared me well for wrenching heads I cut em up so bad they'd be better dispensing Pez Nearly decapitated, drenched in each other's crimson That's what happens when you cease to love a Simpson I thought I got away with murder but the cops never did They wanted to question me so I got up & left the kids Called up Al Cowlings, made him drive my white Bronco Held a gun to my head in the backseat- I'm gonzo I just wanted a fan base, something to hold the masses …"We Love OJ" on signs hung from overpasses My problems stem from the brain, I'm tempting my fate I figured it was time to go back to my Brentwood estate Where my lawyers were expensive & definitely crazy …Al Shapiro, Johnny Cochran, F Lee Bailey The jury was to be nothing more than impartial sharks Who preferred their grandstanding to Marsha Clark's You knew I was a sane assailant but afraid to say it Lance Ito knew I hated Marc Fuhrman & Kato Kalan But as soon as they said 'Not guilty', I was already drunk That night I threw a huge drug orgy & called everyone With all the obstacles overcome, I've had to be a hurdler But I wonder if my kids know their daddy is a murderer --------------------------------------- Title: :Wrong Left Turn: Wrong Left Turn i'm unsung like the janitor... hauling off the waste but hung like a calendar... i've always got a date mathematically, its not like i'm passing your physics or sticking mistletoe up my ass so you'll kiss it think i'm nasty? well you haven't seen me with diarrhea & youd've never thought i do it with the seat up but Calamity Jane chain gangbangs & so what i don't wanna be an adult when i grown up Sho-Nuff, like Leroy's antagonist- Last Dragon is i in the style of Bobby Knight, i bandstand on the side then count to 100 faster than a C-note drops i keep it locked down tighter than casino slots you see those cops? i own em... but i owe em thirty bucks anyone turns to puddy when you show em dirty sluts my language is a mouthfull, accentuating vowels use a double negative only when it sounds cool i snuck into the movies though i knew some sucked but i saw The Hitchhikers- it was two thumbs up providing comfort to the paranoid suburbanites cause nothing could prepare a boy to hurt a life like Antiproevanistics, it never was a complex term i came from where Bugs Bunny made the wrong left turn. stop. |
02-03-2013, 05:08 PM | #3 |
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Title: "Being Ronald Reagan"
I was a terrible actor & even worse of a president …The White House’s most cursed of its residents Never use to stay sober until I was older & skilled I was the 40th one & the nation was over the hill Every one of my financial feats had hard core toejam Take for instance Skylab & the Star Wars program These days you kids just pass around a blunt (how could that be fun?) I thought the war on drugs could actually be won… Guess I was wrong- but tell me if it’s ironic enough That I’m doped up cause of this Alzheimer’s I got Ok, I’ll admit… when Nancy’s mad or in a fit My only wish is that she had her other tit… My speeches babble & then quit- but I communicated Not like Walter Mondale… How could you debate it? I wrote checks taxes couldn’t cash- & you signed on the x Now I’m mostly responsible for the size of our debt Ever since Hinkley shot me I’ve been full of deceit Thank God Secretary Baker took that bullet for me Now pull up a seat… I’ll be sincere 100% I’m so old my social security number is ten Do you suppose the nation did as my staff & I felt Cause I managed to get an airport named after myself? It’s the only thing of mine I’ll live to see erected Be expecting me to brag about being reelected You wanna act as if, but obviously you’re not me I’m the one who told you, ‘Always eat your broccoli’ I governmentally rocked the boat, but now I gots to go I’m late for my embalming with Bushy & Ross Perot ------------- COLLAB Title: Ides of March (A sime production) Featuring: Aloe Vera and E2 sime: This is for the birds, like the bag lady throws bread feelin .crumby. til i turned on some Radiohead. i may be no Dred, but i pledge allegiance to Bob, kid$ is money hungry today, sweatin Regis`s knob. best believe this is odd, Forever duck the swarm, call me a gay Bob Vila as i steady fuck the Norm. i`m already up-to-warm, write shit with or w/out the bull pen, hookt Bugz up w/. a few Karrots...this ain`t even the full geM. i pull ends. stack cash with each line, i preach rhimes. 'explosive on land' even when i don`t 'speak mines..' this be sime. forgetful? nah these kats just keep frontin, well, act like you Kno and make a fresh beat or somethin. my speech is bumpin, insert track for noise pollution, i-net beef`s a blast (3 years ago), now it annoys this human. keep employin amusement, while the rest of us laugh at you only reason i beat Def was to get him to "act c0n-fused" get quotes often, care less if ya sick, i choke naucious and i don`t just push the envelope, i bomb the post office this dope author`s posts one question, Got Weed? sheeit, i get blazed rockin a blazer in a Blazer with Rasheed. i make a Na-zi with openeyez, don`t ever hope to try, the quotes are fly from E2, and Aloe`s posts are wise. the mOs despised - i define smart and rhime with heart, this hiphopdrunkie is the patron St. Ides of March. the flyness is just a start... we`ll be doper next hour pMp`s 'swish' in this game, balla`s who stay 'Net Prowlers.' E2: PmP is what I'm proud to be, so keep on looking out for me While I creep up like outbreaks of foot and mouth disease Drunk as fuck, metabolism slowing down like our economy But after a couple bottles y'all don't correspond to me The world is in high school, and everyone's keeping their ass shut While I'm showing upperclassmen love like George Bush's tax cut As for critics, I don't listen to those- French kissing a goat My rhythm is suicide cause I'm never missing a note Plus I can leave behind the war and even redefine the norm Y'all must be selling high grade, cause we've seen your kind before And you're only retarded cause thinking is harder to do But don't take it personally, the world's just smarter than you Life is an arranged marriage, we're all pre-paired to die I'm strangling y'all like Caesars without an heir supply I'm only for the ladies- so yeah, my dick is sexist Pussy is cereal since I always eat Trix for breakfast Opponents? Shit, I'll laugh at 'em again; half of 'em are gimp Just sittin' trying to think of an acronym for PmP And I know all about that cause it happened to me once Who knows how many people I've met just asking to be one So if y'all don't like my way of expressing my conscience Please call 1-800 FUCK YOU for questions or comments Now and then I live a little bit, though not frivolously rich I can really make y'all look shittier than kitty litter gets AloeVera: Aloes up in this just to slaughter these wack granuals, Fuck wine, I get Mighty and turn water to Jack Daniels, Why run? You know i`ma confront ya Oedipus complex, Breakin out, Can`t be 'taken out', I`m ahead of the context, A regular bomb-threat, A kid who makes a sport of Resin, I got the 'will to be' of a wilderbeest, I Phorce the legend, Of course with Evan, Sime, And the rest of the pMp`z, With the game more on lock than police evidence is, Hesitant kids get stuck up, Fucked up in slow-motion, Crumbs buy stocks in Jergens but never own the lotion, I`m prone to smokin, But you`ll never see me go up in it, In a world of option & choice our skills are still coveted, Take your fill and spill under it, Leave the plains grazed, You wanna 'see-sick'? Go take a ride on my 'brain-waves', And name ways Aloe could leave ya with a folded chin, Aloe gets in heads like when you smoke and hold it in, Supposed to be molded in a norm, Guess what happened, I fed change quarters, Sacked up, And then started rappin, Took a Bizzare Ride to the Phar Cyde, Bashin the sky, On average im high but Mary Jane keeps Passin Me By, Rapidly tie loose ends, Oh, and i`d like to canibal nsync, In with win streaks, We pMp`z think with animal instincs, Calico brings heat, And thats along with Evan and Sime, Set your clocks forward early cuz we`re ahead of our time.. |
02-03-2013, 05:09 PM | #4 |
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Peacemongers
...after the book Well it’s one, two, three—what Are we fighting for? Most would say we conquer nations—& though it’s plain to see We always maintain our claims are in the name of peace I see George Bush in a cartouche smiting his enemies’ untruth But they run loose—you can’t ever keep em all under one roof The U.S. just might be the bully that says we don’t hit for fun But to us Americans, disarmament means go get your gun Won’t this be dumb? To see how many more enemies we make & all those contingency plans… well, they better be in place We’re going there to stand out—maybe take the damn crown I get the feeling G Dub just wants to make his dad proud So put your hands down—there’s no question he’s impetuous His directive is at best a quest for inner detriment I tried to protest the other day, but I got pushed off calm When I said motherfuckers need to Drop Bush not bombs It’s awful to breed hate—so solve it with a six pack of beer I’m all for regime change… as long as it happens here President, the fact is we need you—fuck the Axis of Evil Did you know that most of their citizens are actually people? Every deception seen seems to mean they’re the next to bleed & plus the fact it’s ecstasy over there with the Texas Tea You bet we’re taking the oil… or have it sold like cheap as fuck But are they really weak enough to reach for us & deconstruct? I’m afraid our congress are using their assholes to pee They just wanna go to war so their gas’ll get cheap We can’t go without proof—& so it’s not prudent Cause it’s sounds too close to shit—like a Colin Powell movement This shit, man—I think it’s getting hot—so we should really stop Even though it’s flattering to have the English on our cock No one lost in the arms race, they just bought up the farm late & we don’t wanna get caught between Iraq and a hard place (sentiments expressed are not necessarily shared by author) i'm still PmP though ----------------------- Grad Lab adlib Yo it’s E2, Everyman, Evan’s hand that don’t exist Like Detmer on the sixth, kids, I’m back up in this bitch Better crack open your text and turn to the apologia Just read it to yourselves and learn to relax in comas Here’s a little bit of humility, I’m impotent and it’s killing me But I’m still giving a thumbs-up—phallic symbol of fertility Living a life that might not be mine after all As I lie back and fall off of Skylab then crawl… From the Norfolk Islands, all the way to Northern Ireland Cause the legendary are allowed to ignore retirement I keep pounding the perilous down to embarrassment Use to teach at Prowlers, but now I’m emeritus I’m a bleeding heart attack survivor, I’ve been around the block Not only the one in my artery but the one on which I walk And I’ve seen you on your fake ass, fiending just to lay track Searching for some hypodermic needle in a haystack I’ll fuck with your heads till you got so much to regret You could never sleep on me like procrustean beds. Hi. |
10-10-2022, 04:53 PM | #5 |
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Langua, Lingua, Language
Chomsky thinks we got innate mechanisms That facilitate language, it’s a vague definition I know—but we weren’t programmed to work at this task Social environment’s why we learn it so fast... Universal phoneme perception at birth Gives me the power to discern relevant syllables From those that I need not learn in this system So babbling to mastery, I see all its quirks Every language on earth has its own sounds That ain’t hard to learn, everyone knows how... Indo-European, Athabaskan, Afro-Asiatic Austronesian and everything in between it... Language is associated with identity It’s already in my unborn kid’s pedigree Phonetics alone would just be too incidental In addition to words you need suprasegmentals Now Stop. Affricate. Fricative. Sonorant Rhotic. Obstruent. Liquid. Whatever you want… We polish up our knowledge of native phonology Until we put kids through college, but honestly When you hear those morphemes, it seems like morphine You can’t ignore speech, I want some more… please… Meaning isn’t always that easy to conceive In the active acrolect, the greediness it leaves Is residue of hegemonic ideology produced to bind me with a truce, then blind me with the truth, After one occasion do we rise to another Was language made so we could lie to each other? I’m not right handed, I’m left hemisphered You don’t have to feel like your best friend is fear Just don’t end up the pronoun in freeze tag Or that’ll be it, some indirect speech act... Take it (in)directly when the object leaves In a broad sense I reach the onset of peace And I’m easily convinced you’re as complex as me So I’mma tell you my exact process of speech: Thought is carried forth in a momentary lapse Air is pushed up through the pulmonary tract Then the tongue shapes it, makes it a creation The lips articulating everything insatiably… Then the sounds go straight to your head Where you try to make sense of the statement that’s sent Arabic to Swedish, Cantonese to Greek Comanche to Korean, they’re asking me to preach... Ladies and gents, I hope I satisfied your preferences Email me with any questions or requests for references |
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