WK/1] [NBL Picture Battle Championship] Deon vs. Joe Metts {Deon wins}

[Saint]

Joe Metts:

yo.

seriously, i cant believe my eyes. i want all of my mans to peep and see
cause after years i finally found out what happened to sams from lean on me
n what u suffocating ur furniture for. i hope someones saving ur couch
that shits yelling rescue me so loud dennis leary's on his way to ur house
see, deons couch is on its last life. It's been hanging on for days
theres more then loose change under it. theres also loose boards n wooden legs
and what happened to the dude on ur right. deon was scared for him
cause when he plopped his fat ass down that motherfucker went airborne
see, i was born to trap. so i guess you can say i got under the weather
when i looked at your pic and saw both forms of rat actually coming together
yo, this niggas super fat and black w/ a red shirt. this dude is a fag
but this is a halloween pic. this fat pussy decided to go as one on the rag
kool aid man ass faggot. we will neva habg out, i'm saving the call
so if you decide to crash my house parties. I'll make u pay for my walls
and all ur woman friends seen me. they said i like him, forreal he's cute
they all want ur autograph though until u tell'em ur not steel from juice
from defcon to deon. It's like its the same guy i'm supposed to face
it's cool though. I'm actually happy my bad blood lines wont go to waste
see, i'm huggin my boy willingly. If u did that u'd have the bitches bookin
deon only has human contact when he happens to sit on the middle cushion

Deon:

Metts is in red

Lets go,.
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That gear is tacky but those leaning SHOE'S are forcing the fit,.
Ur ankle fans-out like someone called a bomb threat in at a sporting event.
Metts you aint gnarly & cool, you just grab heart off the booze,.
but this is how Joe turns his swag up in VIP...sad its a party of two!
U look like bff's, Its picture perfect & suprising as hell,.
Ur homie's acting all chummy with u since ur ass is the size of a whale.
yo that jersey & our crew roster teamed up to shatter this joke,.
Cuz after the way John Unitas it proved Metts no longer matters in Dohpe!
This sweaty fuck aint stoppin the flow with that gelatinous glow,.
so why's ur face looking all Sear'd like where you shop for ya clothes?
Last call definetly means find a hookup & then call it a night,.
The pool table says Bud Light, but Metts is holding his with ALL of his might.
LMAO@ those hands, I wouldnt dare start high-fiving the man,.
Only because I've never seen Viennas that are twice the size of Japan!
Sorry MTV Films, shit James Vanderbeek's gonna have to pardon me too,.
cuz I always wondered whatever happened to Billy Bob from Varsity Blues.
Look at this faggot, how the hell does anyone remember ya buzz?,.
His boy's covering the few stripes Metts has like my signature does.
Shutting out Dohpe's founder doesnt even seem like a task dude,.
Facing me proves you were In Too Deep & I'd ram that pool stick up ya ass too.


Pz..