Championship: Lefty vs. Orc (Orc wins)

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Netcees.com Battle League Season 1
Week 11


Orc's verse



lets be real fora sec. cuz ur faking friend..
that ain't ya wedding reception.. it's the party u threw cuz ya werent facing hens.
stop.doin.ya.dance.wrong. <- getit right, sir..
u only 'do the Robot' cuz ya chick turn emotionless when u slip inside her
plus. ur wedding night? u drank alottta booze
u threw up.. so she threw ur clothes out d window hoping u'd follow Suit
yo ur nt gay? pfft- im bruisin ya soon..
so congrats. u've three chicks there but ur dancing with the only dude in the room
bland as fuck style, borin & scarin the hoes..
it's obvious that if Beyonds verses had a look theyd be wearing ur clothes
u gotta REAL wife? plz. ur killin me cuzn..
then can u please explain why ur puckering up w/ hands out for the invisible woman?
lemme explain that dudes dancin-> not in..
fag. one hit'll leave ya with a Slack jaw that'll mirror the suit pants ya rockin'
u act hard. but u n' ya wife aint livin no bold stuff..
closest u got2 hood was buying ya Belt n' sayin 'honey, this is a hold up!'
i copd ur dvd. & damnit its real hard..
Lefts big break in The Hangover. Uncut scenes: 'Doug dancing with retard'
^i call u a retard 2 ur face w/ dissin bars..
see i wudn't talk bout u behind ya back.. but its obvious those bitches are.
lefty u spaz. u ain't comin with feared stuff..
cuz thats not u dancing. ur just freaking out cuz ben stiller was touchin ya earmuffs
u catch feelings fggt. i'll be harmin ya, prick..
yo plz explain how Sound had ya bent outta shape worse than dudes arm in the pic?


Lefty's verse


you shook twerp, musta went shot for shot and got cooked first
but even on that dark knight maggie gyllenhaal’s never looked worse
& hairstyles? yours isn’t hiding that bad complexion
either youre a huge fan of Left…or their’s gotta be 100 of them blowing in that direction
i’m a savage texting, it looks like someone stomped on your face
how are you one red headed slut from passing out…when THIS one’s already plotting escape!?
ugh, her hands are orange and that entire glow is fake fam
matter’afact…
even that bitch’s teeth look like she struck the same pose while she spray tanned
her whole expression says “OMG, watch me and this guy break up…
we were a solid match…until all his shirts started going PERFECTLY with my eye makeup!”
son, we know you’re a gay. we just hate being lied to
it’s BEEN clear you put the thought of getting with pink lips behind you
you baby giraffe! here’s a diss that’ll hit for sure
how dude behind you using his longneck as a measuring stick for yours?
that pic is tore…and if you’re being ignored on this date
no worries, her cold shoulder got nothing over the sores on your face
there’s even discussion. the nbl having weight classes like boxing. only…
I don’t think it’s gonna consider featherbangs as an option homie

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Originally Posted by David Lama View Post
David Lama: Whats with orc and having a different girl in every pic? He's either a player or gay I think he might be gay from his haircut and female hats
Hush: That aint right..I'ma go against the grain here an say NO. I don't think he's gay, But I'm sure he considers his options often
Hush: I got no problems w/ gay friends, gay friends get u the most pussy. But yea now that I think about it Burd prolly gay too.
David Lama: Yeah I think there's more of a chance burd is gay than drake and I'm pretty sure drake is gay but word gay people are pretty artistic, no homo on the pretty part. I like drake and bump him alot on my ipod
David Lama: I mean prince was obviously gay but I still like some of his stuff
Hush: Who would win in a fight burd of rup
Hush: or*
David Lama: they look like brothers or roommates from a hiv floor in a hospital

I’m not saying you’re a fag, we all have our clues n hunches
it's just that pics like this…
Get you entire sections in the mag with nothing to do with your punches
& even your REAL style’s played. wearing that shirt? i’m clowning your taste
when the Ed on THIS BOARD has been more relevant since 2008
I got the heart of a lion and this fight isn’t fair bro….
The wicked witch’s biting his last straw but I’LL bring the fire to this scarecrow