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Roast #2 - Beyond
Cronus
February 12th, 2011, 10:10 AM Roast #2: The Roast of Beyond AKA James Flores READ THE 2ND POST IN THIS THREAD FOR RULES! http://i55.tinypic.com/103bnt3.jpg http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...com/beyond.jpg https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png pretty sure u all know who this is, his bio, etc.. so let'r rip! [HR][/HR]Cronus February 12th, 2011, 10:11 AM Roast Rules You can post whenever before Monday 11:59 PM eastern, February 14th, 2011 about how many lines you can drop.. you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ ..General Rules.. once you drop, you can edit your verse only until someone else drops editing after someone drops = DQ you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative and have fun there will be three roasts the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS C. Gaffle Neighbor [HR][/HR]Tyler Durden February 12th, 2011, 01:47 PM Ugly as fuck w/ no life...this bitch is lame & when he cries over a battle tears only come from 1 eye...lil wayne But he's actually won a lot. Yond's very modest Believe it or not he's the 3x champ..........of a staring contest You can't be THIS wierd looking..we know it's fake We used him for dna & he posted pics of the deformed clone we made Your sad as fuck & chicks know i could ball If a girl got Lost in ya eyes it's cuz 1 of them's projectin that show on the wall. [HR][/HR]Knucklehead February 12th, 2011, 04:00 PM Raptism to NC, a long road n ur still not the best known U'd probably jump off that photoshop'd building if u ever left home don't pick on this swaying fairy and how he likes to dress 'cus that's not SP, it's a custom shirt he made from his Walls of Text Fuck Bey.. kid's lame. middle finger follows the index.. This faggot gave me the stink eye and I sprayed him with windex Mag was awhile ago, southpole shirt was just cop'd by this queer 6+ years on forums, & ur hairlines advanced further than ur text career [HR][/HR]Josh S. February 12th, 2011, 05:08 PM Tbh yonds better than demo, other than that let's go Just by stepping on his feet I made him vanish.. presto I dig your x and take her burried treasure Whether u pen at night or day quil ul be sick never Dude, stay positive, its just text this shit don't kill but ur the type to close a suicide letter with a window seel netcees on this guys dick, I wouldn't deny that But I'm pretty sure ridick wants his goofy ass eyes back [HR][/HR]EmpathE February 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM so tired of ya whinin walls of text, give it a rest guy only time that you was really robbed was when glaucoma took your left eye we know you don't get pussy, actin like you fly, just stop. closest bey ever got to titties, was lars milk carton photoshop and every time this injun takes a L, he gets all fed up we call you champ cause you look like a boxer who don't put his left up but keep ya head up, keep your eye on the prize, i know you're weak and thin but you nice with dem hands, bey, and there's only one eye in win [HR][/HR]Hoard February 12th, 2011, 10:26 PM http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...com/beyond.jpg stick to being a faggot bum, girls ur not pulling none cuz with one eye you look like a monster... mike sulliven. Gone from hero to zero, every person hates you too boot, now you got so many cases you can finally pick one matching your suit but his face is with movies guys, truthfully i do not lie, title: from the makers of hills have eyes presents 'beyond has eye' but we're ALL intrigued as to how your sight died, if u was blinded by wisdom ur brain only works from the right side. [HR][/HR]Marcus Aurelius February 12th, 2011, 10:49 PM I'm flipping out yo I can't believe this shit I never knew that ET and Alf fucking had a kid so the work force got a new breed. but dude please... we've got a party going now we don't fucking need the room cleaned. & your looks are real sour. I'm not trying to hurt you but being out ain't the reason that the milk has curdled stop acting tough too. you know I don't play. I see you trying to stick around while your eye's going the other way. [HR][/HR]Nes1 February 13th, 2011, 12:49 AM What happened daddy bust a nut on your eye? Bet he wiped his dick off all on your tie I can tell ur broke that first pic was at a motel And ur drinking 'bud light' but don't blow Ls Can't even pay for pussy wipin ur ass only time u getn hoe tail U should suck dick for money, buy a wig and grow nails I think pre teen bitches got more hair on their pussy then u have on ur head U aint' looking at the camara more interested in the tranny fag on the bed [HR][/HR]Detour February 13th, 2011, 02:49 AM http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...com/beyond.jpg https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14935221/haveuseenthismann.png OMFGROFLMMFAO... stop cryin an quit cuz ya retarded.. i'm the sickest irregardless i milked the game for all it's worth, you just the bitch depicted on the cartons you a kind of soft guy.. who ain't got a clue what life is offline retired? nah.. only reason you gone is cuz you been out tryna find ya lost eye i bet you sad, lonely an wishful.. someone give homie a tissue cuz you ain't ever gon' pull chicks rockin church clothes that don't even fit you shit is live.. lookin like you been fisted, knifed an sprayed fam then robbed in a battle, tried beggin for justice an got victimized by Rapeman [HR][/HR]Yitty February 13th, 2011, 10:55 AM HF, SS, IHH, RW, RF - everywhere you've been victimized guy first day at NC's he arrived in a shirt and a tie plus an optimistic glint in his eye A slum dog one dollar, eye jokes are cruel on these peasants when his owner blinded him with a hot spoon to make more money begging massage parlor bitch, a professional pansy has dude's requesting this faggot saying "I hear your nice wit them hands, B" get of the junk food before you give obesity a test Looking like Dhalsim stretched for the fridge and had a cardiac arrest [HR][/HR]Vulgar. February 13th, 2011, 03:33 PM U swallow lube. text holds more weight in your life than a cargo chute your whole world came crumbling down & looks like your hairline followed suit Every time you lost on Netcees you started acting like a benevolent skeez Let's get one thing straight, Eye; you look like Barack Obama with a decrepit disease A legend, indeed...at being a loser with some Barnum Bailey stubble The biggest bitch the net's ever witnessed collapse since Scarlet takes a tumble You ain't a real marksman. You an exiled bitch who applies eye film glosses & the closest you've ever been been to breast is bein on that milk carton [HR][/HR]Hush February 13th, 2011, 07:19 PM lmaaaaaaaaao rip beye real spills You’re a shut-in hermit. Blindness n faggotry is your disease ironiny is u wore down ya home keys without ever unlocking ya door 2 leave and you been getting ethered online 4eva, this nigga a rider so props on having the eye of the tiger that got bit in the eye by a tiger if u don’t think he’s nice w/ the hands b your out of ur lame mind!! he cross eyed enuff to watch his front and back at the same time you aint making south pool look cool..no ones corny as you your swag aint just watered down, its proof global warming is true |
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