Milk Chocolate [VS] Alpha Omega [Milk Chocolate WINS]

[Paradigm]

Battle Arena Tag Team Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due WEDNESDAY,
  August 20th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due TUESDAY, August 19th 2014
• Voting ends SUNDAY August 24th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours
• You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION AS A TEAM throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 20 lines
• Max. = 32 lines
• Limit MUST be agreed upon

General Rules:

• First to 7, Win by 2, 5-0=KO
• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in ISmandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. IF YOU CANNOT FIND A LINK FROM HERE VOTE ON THE SUMMER CLASSIC OR THE BATTLE ARENA TO FINISH OFF YOUR LINKS. DO NOT FORCE ME TO TAKE AWAY VOTES

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back
If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1
Women don't want anything to do with you haters
Why call your team alpha and omega if its made up of 2 betas?
No one believes that these 2 could get a quick date with ease
When we haven't seen AO pull a trick since the And1 mixtape series
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid
U barely got past topical heads, your last verse was stretched and bland
We're consistent as fuck, u wouldn't see a Milk dud at a concession stand
Get rid of the hooptie and cop a new ride as soon as u get some bread
Shit wouldn't get u from A to B if it was in that choose ur own adventure thread
Ladies man? Every time I step foot in the club bad bitches run to me
While Para's at home giving Kent Moore wood than the cabinet company
Ultimate textcee? U couldnt make a name for urself no matter how hard u tried to
You're like Sandusky's victims, only remembered for having that coach behind you

Bye...

[Paradigm]

Alpha

Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.
We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.
Got no cash & can only pull whales who lack fitness.
You never see Chocolate Chip in unless it's to feed fat bitches.
You never beat up pussy & now you're losing the crown.
Only time we see Kareem box is when Bruce Lee's around.
Orc it's infamous the way you've been a biter forever.
You're just a Conner that's Notorious like your idol McGregor.
Our haymakers cause seizures if you're daring to brawl.
One blow will have Milkshake like them sharing a straw.
Kar you're white & not in the ghetto where death's morbid.
You don't kick it with blacks in the gutter unless you're Ed Norton.
Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt
Ya both White, Chocolate, any strike killin this fast
twist behind ya back & elbow the other way, like a J-Will Pass


Omega

[Sho Money EMG]

Hi...

They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back

Lol ok

If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1

Ok

Women don't want anything to do with you haters
Why call your team alpha and omega if its made up of 2 betas?

Nice

No one believes that these 2 could get a quick date with ease
When we haven't seen AO pull a trick since the And1 mixtape series

Meh

U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already

Okay

Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid

Wording is wack. Cool concept

U barely got past topical heads, your last verse was stretched and bland
We're consistent as fuck, u wouldn't see a Milk dud at a concession stand

Plays off ur own name r corny...

Get rid of the hooptie and cop a new ride as soon as u get some bread
Shit wouldn't get u from A to B if it was in that choose ur own adventure thread

Nah

Ladies man? Every time I step foot in the club bad bitches run to me
While Para's at home giving Kent Moore wood than the cabinet company

Lol dope

Ultimate textcee? U couldnt make a name for urself no matter how hard u tried to
You're like Sandusky's victims, only remembered for having that coach behind you

Cool closer

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Alpha

Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.

Lo sick

We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.

Nice..

Got no cash & can only pull whales who lack fitness.
You never see Chocolate Chip in unless it's to feed fat bitches.

Haha lotb.

You never beat up pussy & now you're losing the crown.
Only time we see Kareem box is when Bruce Lee's around.

Okay

Orc it's infamous the way you've been a biter forever.
You're just a Conner that's Notorious like your idol McGregor.

Decent

Our haymakers cause seizures if you're daring to brawl.
One blow will have Milkshake like them sharing a straw.

Dooope

Kar you're white & not in the ghetto where death's morbid.
You don't kick it with blacks in the gutter unless you're Ed Norton.

Meh, ok.. wording coulda been better

Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo

Sick

Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt

Nice

Ya both White, Chocolate, any strike killin this fast
twist behind ya back & elbow the other way, like a J-Will Pass

Lol j will is the truth


Mvgt - alpha omega

[Alvin Karpis]

first 3 bars of milk's hit for me, milk dud was a cool self np, kent more was cool, closer wrapped up the verse well

same thing as milk's verse, first 3 bars hit but what made it hit less was the back to back to back np's, took a way from the versatility, was feeling milkshake though and apple logo was creative, closer didn't hit for me

consistency was key and i just felt all the np's/misses is what decided the battle

v/milk c

[murda sho]

Alpha Omega

Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.
We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.

You never beat up pussy & now you're losing the crown.
Only time we see Kareem box is when Bruce Lee's around.

Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt
Ya both White, Chocolate, any strike killin this fast
twist behind ya back & elbow the other way, like a J-Will Pass


Milk Chocolate

They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back
If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1

No one believes that these 2 could get a quick date with ease
When we haven't seen AO pull a trick since the And1 mixtape series
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid
U barely got past topical heads, your last verse was stretched and bland
We're consistent as fuck, u wouldn't see a Milk dud at a concession stand

Ultimate textcee? U couldnt make a name for urself no matter how hard u tried to
You're like Sandusky's victims, only remembered for having that coach behind you


Probably battle of the tourney so far here, props to both teams for bringing heat like a muhfucka, both were consistent with fresh bars or at least fresh flips to concepts, this really just came down to who got more quotes and I got MC with one more bar. Awesome battle though the end result should be pretty close either way. v/ MC

[Destroyer]

this battle was good and close
I think ultimately milk was just a little bit more consistent
thought Kareem was a bit of a stretch and lines like the Ed Norton one were just to simple
milk's verse had a lot of the karaoke current disc board stuff, but was also more humorous and still relevant enough to hit.
the alpha omega verse read cleaner, but lacked in consistency throughout

v/milk chocolate

[Paradigm]

3-1 Milk Chocolate

[Swerve]

They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back
If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid
Ladies man? Every time I step foot in the club bad bitches run to me
While Para's at home giving Kent Moore wood than the cabinet company
Ultimate textcee? U couldnt make a name for urself no matter how hard u tried to
You're like Sandusky's victims, only remembered for having that coach behind you

vs.

Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.
We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.
You never beat up pussy & now you're losing the crown.
Only time we see Kareem box is when Bruce Lee's around.
Our haymakers cause seizures if you're daring to brawl.
One blow will have Milkshake like them sharing a straw.
Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt


Fuck this was a good battle. Battle of the tourney so far. I tried to break this down in so many ways....first it ended up being tied in quotables. Then I tried to pick out the really hard bars by bolding them. That ended up in a 2-2 tie as well. Then I went ahead and picked the bars that made me say "damn" and those were tied 1-1 as well. The deciding factor to me was that one verse was far more personal and direct, while the other had almost an incredible OD on nameplays. Most of the nameplays were slick, but I got sick of them after maybe the 3rd read, while the MC verse was still a good read. With that said, I gotta go Milk Chocolate with this one.

V/ MC

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back
If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1- lotb
Women don't want anything to do with you haters
Why call your team alpha and omega if its made up of 2 betas? - lotb
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid - lotb
Get rid of the hooptie and cop a new ride as soon as u get some bread
Shit wouldn't get u from A to B if it was in that choose ur own adventure thread -lotb
Ladies man? Every time I step foot in the club bad bitches run to me
While Para's at home giving Kent Moore wood than the cabinet company

Bye...

Originally Posted by Paradigm

Alpha

Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.
We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.
Got no cash & can only pull whales who lack fitness.
You never see Chocolate Chip in unless it's to feed fat bitches.
Orc it's infamous the way you've been a biter forever.
You're just a Conner that's Notorious like your idol McGregor.
Kar you're white & not in the ghetto where death's morbid.
You don't kick it with blacks in the gutter unless you're Ed Norton. - lotb
Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo - lotb
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt - LOTB LMAO


Omega

Okay so I had this scored 7-7 for wait let me check the team names okay wait it's a tie. Really nice battle with a bunch of hilarious shit. Since I have it tied I have to go by the lotb's. MC had 4 lotbs with some of the ones quoted being related to NC which I like. The Bey personals were roflz as always. AO had 3 lotbs BUT that Hooters bar was my absolute favorite out of all of the lotbs for both teams. Very creative and funny. The short and succinct writing really worked bc it was a bunch of jabs. I could probably swing the win in AO's favor just bc of that bar but that would be unfair to the other team. The lotbs stand at 4-3 MC so I'm going to stick with the consistency. I think if AO had a few more personals sprinkled in it would have been a different call.

v-MC

[Paradigm]

5-1 Milk Chocolate

[Certain]

Milk Chocolate: You started slowly. I thought the opening three punches were worded without much emphasis. I guess the glaucoma concept was creative, but the other two lines felt really obvious, to the point that Beyond not having a friend was a joke made by Lars in that thread. So the first impressive punch came with the And1 line, by which point I was already getting a bit cold on your verse. Then you complimented Beyond, which was weird because that line would have worked fine without that. I liked the Milk Dud line to a degree, but most of this was bland. You're two of my favorite battlers, and last round you brought it. But here, this fell flat aside from two lines (And1 and Kent Moore). The wording was way off, too.

Alpha Omega: Paradigm molded his style to fit with Beyond, which was a good move. I'm still 99% sure Beyond wrote most of the first half. (My theory is he also wrote the closer and didn't write the Game of Death line.) But that's fine. The opening two nameplays were good, but "Chip in" didn't connect because I don't think I've ever heard that used as a euphemism for sex. The Game of Death reference was pretty cool, just known enough while still being obscure and original enough to overcome any doubts about the wordplay. The second half of the verse wasn't as strong. The Apple and Hooters lines were great concepts blown in wording. But the closer was really strong. And I think you had this battle before it, to be honest.

Vote: Alpha Omega

[Paradigm]

5-2 Milk Chocolate

[Paradigm]

Dope battle. g/l wit rest of tourney. You guys need to vote though in a timely fashion, having to extend the voting for another few days is stupid. You guys didn't vote in round 1 either. Losing a battle because you guys don't vote is a shitty way to lose, just saying. @Orc @King Karaoke

Milk Chocolate wins 5-2