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07-30-2018, 07:32 AM
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Blue Bayou vs Witty - BLUE BAYOU WINS
The Summer Classic ‘18 The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Witty @Blue Bayou Rules Due Dates:
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07-30-2018, 09:17 AM
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Check and good luck.
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08-01-2018, 10:29 AM
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08-01-2018, 04:14 PM
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It's probably going to be tomorrow, unfortunately.
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08-02-2018, 09:30 PM
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Begging bags for a vote? Really?
Get off Anthony's dick...u scum, come get this roast Ur Demi Moore...just a heart broken bitch in love with a ghost U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King Man I'll shoot you in public, then kill the witnesses IN the court Fuck who's watching, I'll whip this hammer out in front of a crowd like the olympic sport His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys Hosted two fight nights cuz u lost the first then got a thought up in your head Like 'Yo, if at first you don't succeed...just rob someone instead' We got a Will Smith thread...n compared to u his bars look FAR advanced This chopper bigger than uncle phil...it'll make you do the carlton dance Fuck it I'm done...I gave u all my lines, let that heat spray... Just one more thing... IF BAGS VOTES FOR YOU HERE YOU GETTING DISQUALIFIED FOR A PRE-SWAY
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08-02-2018, 09:48 PM
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a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested i'm chosen 1st in sports, seen as precise cuz i'm mean w/ some bite.. you're just a 2nd rate writer & Topical never be something u'll be in ur life this footy lovin fruit is a puss, NOTHING could ever get this man ta see me.. closest he’ll ever get to ‘having the Stones’ is drafting John in his fantasy league don't compare us, i'm levels above & just dropped this damn geek.. i'll be seen as Nevertheless.. funny since this battle will end Notwitstanding Last edited by Blue Bayou; 08-02-2018 at 09:50 PM. |
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08-04-2018, 01:34 PM
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Get off Anthony's dick...u scum, come get this roast
Ur Demi Moore...just a heart broken bitch in love with a ghost OK/light.. Bit obvious where it was going an took away from the sting U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 Surprised if this isn't played against him but new to me. Liked the personal Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King LOL this is nuts. Man I'll shoot you in public, then kill the witnesses IN the court Fuck who's watching, I'll whip this hammer out in front of a crowd like the olympic sport Meh I didn't fancy this tbh His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys Cheesy Hosted two fight nights cuz u lost the first then got a thought up in your head Like 'Yo, if at first you don't succeed...just rob someone instead' Lmao We got a Will Smith thread...n compared to u his bars look FAR advanced This chopper bigger than uncle phil...it'll make you do the carlton dance Coo n unique gun bar. Imagery an referencing sold it Fuck it I'm done...I gave u all my lines, let that heat spray... Just one more thing... IF BAGS VOTES FOR YOU HERE YOU GETTING DISQUALIFIED FOR A PRE-SWAY Almost a presway in itself lol Vs a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' I think given the genius concept at work here you let yourself down a bit with the wording an execution.. However this bar is clever an still solid. Jus could of been so much more. i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut OK. Light he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him Maybe it's me sure your wording isnt as crisp as usual. Still decent bar. Easy move but hit. this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London Cool i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested Surely this played but fresh to me. Hit i'm chosen 1st in sports, seen as precise cuz i'm mean w/ some bite.. you're just a 2nd rate writer & Topical never be something u'll be in ur life Hmm I think I knew what you were going for here with topical but it doesn't work for me an takes away from a nice personal angle. Pm me after I vote an clue me in. this footy lovin fruit is a puss, NOTHING could ever get this man ta see me.. closest he’ll ever get to ‘having the Stones’ is drafting John in his fantasy league Football bars always go well with me don't compare us, i'm levels above & just dropped this damn geek.. i'll be seen as Nevertheless.. funny since this battle will end Notwitstanding Mmmm. I don't know how I feel on this. Again like the idea a lot though To be honest I enjoyed both and nice to see witty writing I ain't seen him drop since my return. Felt blue came with some really cool ideas and despite me not feeling his wording this time round... Not sure why. But yeah think he took this comfortably. But loved the bb line wit. Vote blue
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08-04-2018, 03:57 PM
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a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested Witty U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys Vote: Blue Bayou... his verse started off on fire line after line then it cooled off toward the end, still clean wording and it flowed smoothly so the verse was strong. The lines that I liked from Witty were funny and put together decently, the Blue Eyed Boys shit was fire but I feel the setup coulda been slightly better it was still dope though. Blue had the better verse here though. Line of the battle to me was the sundress shit not because it was out of this world creative but it was executed very clean which gave it more impact, vet shit
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heathrows barrel chested vs ghost stagnant hammer catacomb was the line of the battle but that stagnant since 09 shit was mean by witty....he coulda got this one ...atleast for me...some blues wordplays just reach too hard for me.....the ones i quoted were all dope tho...catacomb was insane..that was the stand out and the misses were equally subpar from both so blue got it v bayou now dq this man
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08-04-2018, 06:36 PM
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Get off Anthony's dick...u scum, come get this roast
Ur Demi Moore...just a heart broken bitch in love with a ghost lol cool U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 good here Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King nah too much BB usage here, made it bad Man I'll shoot you in public, then kill the witnesses IN the court Fuck who's watching, I'll whip this hammer out in front of a crowd like the olympic sport mmm I wanna like this but I’m just not feelin how it was done His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys decent here, had potential for more but didn’t happen unfortunately Hosted two fight nights cuz u lost the first then got a thought up in your head Like 'Yo, if at first you don't succeed...just rob someone instead' lol ok We got a Will Smith thread...n compared to u his bars look FAR advanced This chopper bigger than uncle phil...it'll make you do the carlton dance mmm the concept really has no correlation with a gunbar, a miss for me Fuck it I'm done...I gave u all my lines, let that heat spray... Just one more thing... IF BAGS VOTES FOR YOU HERE YOU GETTING DISQUALIFIED FOR A PRE-SWAY lol this was a good use of the subject. Nice Vs a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' damn, nice line i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut nahhh he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him damn another gay punch? Decent at best here. Sundress wp kinda basic this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London alright i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested cool i'm chosen 1st in sports, seen as precise cuz i'm mean w/ some bite.. you're just a 2nd rate writer & Topical never be something u'll be in ur life what? Nah...is topical used as wordplay here? Idk but wasn’t feelin this this footy lovin fruit is a puss, NOTHING could ever get this man ta see me.. closest he’ll ever get to ‘having the Stones’ is drafting John in his fantasy league this is a reach. Coulda used John stones a lot better and this is coming from a soccer fan don't compare us, i'm levels above & just dropped this damn geek.. i'll be seen as Nevertheless.. funny since this battle will end Notwitwstanding nah not feeling this either man I have witty with 3 misses, blue with 4. Witty had a lot of original concepts that were done pretty cool and I like that he stepped outta his comfort zone with this. Blue kinda OD’ed on gay jokes and I wasn’t feelin some of the wp, idk maybe I’m the sole offender here but I feel like witty edged it. Vote Witty |
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08-04-2018, 07:10 PM
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Get off Anthony's dick...u scum, come get this roast
Ur Demi Moore...just a heart broken bitch in love with a ghost -ok at best U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 -ehh... Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King -not feeling this Man I'll shoot you in public, then kill the witnesses IN the court Fuck who's watching, I'll whip this hammer out in front of a crowd like the olympic sport -nah His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys -this is kinda funny Hosted two fight nights cuz u lost the first then got a thought up in your head Like 'Yo, if at first you don't succeed...just rob someone instead' -not too clever here We got a Will Smith thread...n compared to u his bars look FAR advanced This chopper bigger than uncle phil...it'll make you do the carlton dance -nooooo Fuck it I'm done...I gave u all my lines, let that heat spray... Just one more thing... IF BAGS VOTES FOR YOU HERE YOU GETTING DISQUALIFIED FOR A PRE-SWAY -nah vs a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' -ok i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut - he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him -i like this this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London -nice i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested -this ok i'm chosen 1st in sports, seen as precise cuz i'm mean w/ some bite.. you're just a 2nd rate writer & Topical never be something u'll be in ur life -harsh this footy lovin fruit is a puss, NOTHING could ever get this man ta see me.. closest he’ll ever get to ‘having the Stones’ is drafting John in his fantasy league -not feeling don't compare us, i'm levels above & just dropped this damn geek.. i'll be seen as Nevertheless.. funny since this battle will end Notwitstanding -nah v-blue bayou. harder hitting punches. more clever |
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08-05-2018, 12:15 PM
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I can do a break down later ... I got blue with the cleaner wording and better concepts. Demi more ghost and stagnant was dope but didn’t feel much of wittys after that. Blue had his opener, sun dresses heathrow was nice.
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Hahha I like reading witty’s stuff
I got stagnant and Carlton dance Vs Opener and having the stones This isn’t the blowout I expected it to be, I’ve seen a lot better from blue. Lot of it was either played or generics. That said, it was even on quotes for me and blue had the far cleverer concepts and did barely enough to take it. V/bb
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08-05-2018, 08:50 PM
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Get off Anthony's dick...u scum, come get this roast
Ur Demi Moore...just a heart broken bitch in love with a ghost ^^^lol nice opener U were dope once...but bro now you're just rusty with no shine I know a bayou's sposed to be stagnant...but you ain't done NOTHING since '09 ^^^fire Crew got an arsenal...but this guy don't need to see the heat we bring It only take a BB gun to turn BB's insides out and send him to BB King ^^^nah played as fuck my dude Man I'll shoot you in public, then kill the witnesses IN the court Fuck who's watching, I'll whip this hammer out in front of a crowd like the olympic sport ^^^ehh His friends KNOW he's gay..they went to the beach once, n noticed dude quite poised Cuz there was a WHOLE BUNCH of women there...and Blue Eyed Boys ^^^lol funny but wasnt hard hittin Hosted two fight nights cuz u lost the first then got a thought up in your head Like 'Yo, if at first you don't succeed...just rob someone instead' ^^^coulda been sick personal worded different but its light We got a Will Smith thread...n compared to u his bars look FAR advanced This chopper bigger than uncle phil...it'll make you do the carlton dance ^^^nah Fuck it I'm done...I gave u all my lines, let that heat spray... Just one more thing... IF BAGS VOTES FOR YOU HERE YOU GETTING DISQUALIFIED FOR A PRE-SWAY ^^^eh decent i guess Vs a fucking emo european, applied for work & the head hunter frowned.. wish this Catacomb his hair & stop referring to his style as 'French Underground' ^^^Cool flip seen the catacomb w/p before but the flip was solid i'll shoot ur emo ass AND make sure ur gay lover is snuffed.. cuz ima Bad Hombre…you just get mad when u get a bad ombre colour & cut ^^^nah he's an effeminate man whose fashion is a sin, i’ll tap him on the chin.. the way ‘Sundresses’ i've seen women rock those look more masculine then him ^^^LOl funny liked this, hit nice this guy is frontin, line for line i'm in my prime & stuntin.. fuck w/e ‘Heathrows’ .. i got uppercuts that'll realllly make em Fly in London ^^^dope had to look up but its nice i'll laugh at what this square'll reference while i shoot at his apparel flexin.. Sawed-off to his sternum..this frail bitch can finally say that hes Barrel Chested ^^^Played tbh flip wasnt fresh i'm chosen 1st in sports, seen as precise cuz i'm mean w/ some bite.. you're just a 2nd rate writer & Topical never be something u'll be in ur life ^^^ehhh this footy lovin fruit is a puss, NOTHING could ever get this man ta see me.. closest he’ll ever get to ‘having the Stones’ is drafting John in his fantasy league ^^^nahh reach here don't compare us, i'm levels above & just dropped this damn geek.. i'll be seen as Nevertheless.. funny since this battle will end Notwitstanding ^^^dope closer V/Blue, this was a close one tbh, i can see witty gettin votes. both had some nice shit here, was feelin wittys stagnant bar shit was fire one more like that he coulda took it, but blue came a lil more consistent here, Heathrows was nice.. props to both.
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