Round 1: Himself vs Storm-G

trap. · 01-31-2013, 07:26 PM

Himself:

mr wise crack is on crack, but im so fly
throwin up on himself is his best punchline
feelin so cool and u only feelin drunk
i could turn yuppi's girl to playmate of the month
then i dropped crumbs on my road to success
storm was on my trail like a gps
u cant get it lit man, ur face like a hick man
remind me of that pigeon, sport thieves shit when
they immediately died after one hit went
thru the fuckin roof, ur a fuckin spoof
and bitch, u'll catch wrecks like junkyards
dont job hard, u'd rather hoola-hoop
im more cute, ur so acute on my penis grove
that i can fuck a slut and never need a rubber to
im only respondin to, master or father
i'll skinem like a pig, then i fill'em wit copper
storm dont call the law, im sorry for my actions
he just another rest in peace myspace status
not worth a shirt or a wet food stamp
i left it out to dry but ya smell like dogs when damp
feed u to my camp, my chain like crystal lake
man ajax couldnt contract to get u out safe!

Storm-G:

dropping this verse late, hitting your early
this herpe infested flamer keeps tryin to burn me
im already hotter than those miami temperatures
u arrived at urbanprowlers lookin for likeminded inner-city child predators
dog, ur verse was wack, ur acting like that hurt?????
I'll school u, take u back to the days when kids called u fat albert
take u back to lunchtime, let's revisit the years
when ur first effective punchline caused you a busted lip and tears
low blow but so what? u homo
and all ur lines are stretched like the threads of ya polo
nah tho, ur like my favorite text guy ever
our styles are similar, except that I'm clever
that verse read a lot like a sif-god joint
but you were trying hard to be funny so ur missing the point
im wack at text now, especially the battle rhyme
ill drop the gavel on some hammer time and handle mines
and make a weird face like i ate a sack of limes
I'll rip you with the text ferocity of the aloes and simes

01-31-2013, 07:26 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Round 1: Himself vs Storm-G Himself: mr wise crack is on crack, but im so fly throwin up on himself is his best punchline feelin so cool and u only feelin drunk i could turn yuppi's girl to playmate of the month then i dropped crumbs on my road to success storm was on my trail like a gps u cant get it lit man, ur face like a hick man remind me of that pigeon, sport thieves shit when they immediately died after one hit went thru the fuckin roof, ur a fuckin spoof and bitch, u'll catch wrecks like junkyards dont job hard, u'd rather hoola-hoop im more cute, ur so acute on my penis grove that i can fuck a slut and never need a rubber to im only respondin to, master or father i'll skinem like a pig, then i fill'em wit copper storm dont call the law, im sorry for my actions he just another rest in peace myspace status not worth a shirt or a wet food stamp i left it out to dry but ya smell like dogs when damp feed u to my camp, my chain like crystal lake man ajax couldnt contract to get u out safe! Storm-G: dropping this verse late, hitting your early this herpe infested flamer keeps tryin to burn me im already hotter than those miami temperatures u arrived at urbanprowlers lookin for likeminded inner-city child predators dog, ur verse was wack, ur acting like that hurt????? I'll school u, take u back to the days when kids called u fat albert take u back to lunchtime, let's revisit the years when ur first effective punchline caused you a busted lip and tears low blow but so what? u homo and all ur lines are stretched like the threads of ya polo nah tho, ur like my favorite text guy ever our styles are similar, except that I'm clever that verse read a lot like a sif-god joint but you were trying hard to be funny so ur missing the point im wack at text now, especially the battle rhyme ill drop the gavel on some hammer time and handle mines and make a weird face like i ate a sack of limes I'll rip you with the text ferocity of the aloes and simes