02-03-2013, 02:23 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
South: [11] iON vs [03] Diphtheria
iON:
<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/dip.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Diphtheria'; return true"> </a> Big Gipptheria, You fought Bic and got lucky but you wont get over twice ain't no way in hell i'ma lose to the ghost from Poltregeist ain't combed ya lice infested hair since you-wuz-three and it looks like all you got for Christmas was ya two front teeth you Krusty look-a-like, kinda resemble my last bowel that's foul nose so big he has to blow it in bath towels plus ya' cross-eyed in the wrong direction, lookin shifty as hell tried to look me up-n-down but got dizzy and fell i quickly could tell, he isn't respectful with topics of safety, the way he, be playin with electrical sockets who messed up ya jaw Dip? it's all crooked and sharp see his face? doesn't it look like he just took him a fart? ...iON just took Diph apart smacked n confused ya', cracked and abused ya' whoever took the pic shoulda' used a gun when you asked 'em to shoot ya i'll laugh as i bruise ya', sorry kid rap doesn't suit ya' but you can still get fame... cast as Doc Brown in Black To The Future but yo, don't be sad when ya career in rap isn't hot you still have a future on stage... as the janitor's mop wish the laughin'll stop, but no one's to blame but you fa' this you-should-just have taken 3 votes and let Sime choose ya' pic then again it's useless Dip, but here's a useful tip don't smile in ya pic when you got all but one tooth that's chipped cuz when it comes to lines that's diss-related iON's heavy handed and your punches are like the Columbia, anticipated but never landed you never ran shit, claimin emcee is like claimin Kobe's Mike Air the only thing that you seem to resemble is a flow-bee nightmare i don't got room for rumors when I'm usin humor the truth? this loser get's his hair cut by poodle groomers comes out free of fleas and wearin a pink bow and on the trip home he stick his head out the window then when he gets home, he starts givin the cats a chase it's time the facts are faced cuz pussy's something of which you've never had a taste you know it's the truth, so fess up and claim ya' spot only time you seen a pink pussy was playin dress-up with Megawatts <HR WIDTH="450" ALIGN="LEFT"> Diphtheria: <a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/ion.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='iON'; return true"> </a> Oh NO!.. this dodo's back with his homo raps Your band of intelligence couldn't even pass for a solo act Which differs from ya head..Slut, ya face is just rare 'Cuz your eardrums looks like they include a bass & a snare If we bet 2 dollars on this match it'd be an amazing scheme I'd lose on purpose so your broke ass could buy some shaving cream Wrestling is fake it seems but watch this hater pledge 'Cuz Scott Hall isnt the only 1 that needs the razors edge You'll be blazed & dead once you collide with fist How do i describe ya pic.. "Mothers, run & hide the kids"? Im designed for this, you should resign & quit; never try again 'Cuz so far i've said fuck the upperhand & took the entire limb But to try to win is your goal & you'll achieve whats desired friend ^See even I can 'bend' the truth more than your entire brim Retire him plus his hair punches, nothing you spits compelling So drop text..give it 'arrest' like trialed & convicted felons Your like 30, i'm half ya age with mentals thats quicker dawg So i wont get in your car with the flash of a snickers bar Or anything; you refuse to smile but your not ruthless while ..I'll whoop ya ass in a tuxedo & tie to help 'suit' your style I proved im wild with a real sickness your broke, deal with it Still bitches would be eating trash if they used you as there meal ticket You better steal riches then chill & conceal digits So you can go purchase a mach 3, new tee, & real fitted They feel Dip & my road to success, they paved it well So to battle me was ya worst nightmare fuck gillette shaving gel His steelo's played as hell so dont say this artist can spit Plus if we mention 'skill-wise' then ion's retarded & shit My text bombs will leave ya flesh gone if you step wrong Making ion's battle outcome negative like an electron |
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