Round 1 - 1: Knucklehead vs. 16: Pryde - {Knucklehead wins}

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  July 20th, 2013 at 11:59 PM PST.
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@Knucklehead
@Pryde

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sup. 14.

@Knucklehead @Pryde

[Greed]

.....

[Greed]

Your jew nose is comical, Knucklehead read the Torah but has no godly flow
Hit him with body blows and buck lead at the spot his menorah oughta go
This boy wanna swim with adults, ill rob you quick so stop it
Ill take ALL of Seth Green, MacFarlane.. and shitt whatever else in your pockets
Mets clowned you and yourr ratchet hoes, we know you aint tossing d
You aint cumming in chicks , you do their income for a small fee
I thought big tourneys were needed for hof, but Knuck letting bags in made me question those facts
I mean that was such a quicken I'm considering switching over to that from turbo tax
Your chicks got pancakebrahs, flat chests and cold hands
He play adele in the backround while they intimately discuss her old man
Knuck ain't spitting it at chicks proper and that's why its hard for him to get a date
Bro, your game is so weak it makes 7 days feel like 8
See I'm hard on these hoes, we are drastically different
You the type to talk to a bitch, and actually listen
Would never be suprised if knuck met with a broad........ shouldered guy
Guess when you a straight faggot, that just means that your bi

[~RustyGunZ~]

dropping tonight, forgot about you lmao

[~RustyGunZ~]

great

Boom bap, I zoom tap your crude cap
Tool stacks that screwed gaps in the torso of this FAGGOT.. dudes wack
Bring w/e, I can drop this bar & have voter's sayin' it's the best yet
If you've got an Ace in the hole.. you're blowin' smoke out your neck next
Readin' ur verses makes me want to attack with the lead
'Cus if anyone ever need a Pry bar.. it's gettin' stabbed in the back of his head
The rankings ain't somethin' you'll evelate in. This just startin' dude
You barely got to 16, so don't expect much higher.. I'mma Trayvon Martin you
Bring ur crew.. got the knife & mask, start w/ a strike to the dome
& all you fruits can get sliced in half without even swyping my phone
I'm right for the Throne.. Cut ya in broad day, got threads shredding
So don't get caught dead treading, 'cus K'll reenact to the teeee the Red Wedding
U'll be pushin' daisies & maggots.. maybe you'll get taken to heavan
I'll leave you behind 6 like those faggot Yankees.. naaah make it seven

[Atomic]

Your jew nose is comical, Knucklehead read the Torah but has no godly flow
Hit him with body blows and buck lead at the spot his menorah oughta go
meh, ok
This boy wanna swim with adults, ill rob you quick so stop it
Ill take ALL of Seth Green, MacFarlane.. and shitt whatever else in your pockets
lol, k
Mets clowned you and yourr ratchet hoes, we know you aint tossing d
You aint cumming in chicks , you do their income for a small fee
no
I thought big tourneys were needed for hof, but Knuck letting bags in made me question those facts
I mean that was such a quicken I'm considering switching over to that from turbo tax
hah, ok.
Your chicks got pancakebrahs, flat chests and cold hands
He play adele in the backround while they intimately discuss her old man
LOLwtf, meh
Knuck ain't spitting it at chicks proper and that's why its hard for him to get a date
Bro, your game is so weak it makes 7 days feel like 8
nooooooooo
See I'm hard on these hoes, we are drastically different
You the type to talk to a bitch, and actually listen
LMFAO
Would never be suprised if knuck met with a broad........ shouldered guy
Guess when you a straight faggot, that just means that your bi
nah

//

Boom bap, I zoom tap your crude cap
Tool stacks that screwed gaps in the torso of this FAGGOT.. dudes wack
.......
Bring w/e, I can drop this bar & have voter's sayin' it's the best yet
If you've got an Ace in the hole.. you're blowin' smoke out your neck next
k
Readin' ur verses makes me want to attack with the lead
'Cus if anyone ever need a Pry bar.. it's gettin' stabbed in the back of his head
heh
The rankings ain't somethin' you'll evelate in. This just startin' dude
You barely got to 16, so don't expect much higher.. I'mma Trayvon Martin you
meh
Bring ur crew.. got the knife & mask, start w/ a strike to the dome
& all you fruits can get sliced in half without even swyping my phone
LOL lotb
I'm right for the Throne.. Cut ya in broad day, got threads shredding
So don't get caught dead treading, 'cus K'll reenact to the teeee the Red Wedding
k
U'll be pushin' daisies & maggots.. maybe you'll get taken to heavan
I'll leave you behind 6 like those faggot Yankees.. naaah make it seven
worded well. but ok

v/ seth. fruit bar was niiiCcccccCcCCCCceeee

yep.

[Untold]

See I'm hard on these hoes, we are drastically different
You the type to talk to a bitch, and actually listen

Vs

Readin' ur verses makes me want to attack with the lead
'Cus if anyone ever need a Pry bar.. it's gettin' stabbed in the back of his head
The rankings ain't somethin' you'll evelate in. This just startin' dude
You barely got to 16, so don't expect much higher.. I'mma Trayvon Martin you
Bring ur crew.. got the knife & mask, start w/ a strike to the dome
& all you fruits can get sliced in half without even swyping my phone

One sided like the fffuuuu... Knuck killed it. Haven't read much from him in a while so it was good seeing him drop a fresh verse. The three bars I quoted def were stand outs and did the job. As for Pryde, not sure where you were going with your verse but it didn't cut it with this battle. In all honesty, the one bar I did quote was LMAO funny tho. Pretty slick punch. Other than that, a couple of 'maybes' but nothing hard hitting. Good shit guys

V/ knucklehead

[Maximus]

Nada
vs
travon martin and fruits/phone barz
.
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Pryde's verse was just scattered, some light attempts at something clever but in the end they all fall flat with no sting whatsoever to hurt his opponent, knuck's verse was ok fro the most part, the barz i quoted were enuff for him to sail thru here, mvgt seth

[TheEnd]

Nothing really

vs.

The rankings ain't somethin' you'll evelate in. This just startin' dude
You barely got to 16, so don't expect much higher.. I'mma Trayvon Martin you
Bring ur crew.. got the knife & mask, start w/ a strike to the dome
& all you fruits can get sliced in half without even swyping my phone

knuck got this easily pryde really didnt come with anything that hit, knuck had those 2 bars that won it for him

V/Knuck

[Sharp]

[This boy wanna swim with adults, ill rob you quick so stop it
Ill take ALL of Seth Green, MacFarlane.. and shitt whatever else in your pockets]
I thought big tourneys were needed for hof, but Knuck letting bags in made me question those facts
I mean that was such a quicken I'm considering switching over to that from turbo tax

seth green coulda been done a lot cooler. quicken was nice but a lil lacking



Readin' ur verses makes me want to attack with the lead
'Cus if anyone ever need a Pry bar.. it's gettin' stabbed in the back of his head
The rankings ain't somethin' you'll evelate in. This just startin' dude
You barely got to 16, so don't expect much higher.. I'mma Trayvon Martin you
Bring ur crew.. got the knife & mask, start w/ a strike to the dome
& all you fruits can get sliced in half without even swyping my phone

eh verse but it was obv keyed


knuck had a few better hits. pryde had quicken but the second half of his verse kinda screwed it all up tbh

v/knuck