12-23-2015, 12:15 AM | #1 |
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The What-if Question Genie
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12-23-2015, 04:34 AM | #2 |
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"what if a daring kid was followed by a gem?"
next week's AOWL topic tbc
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12-23-2015, 04:42 AM | #3 |
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What if a barber trained a bored rich kid
Seems legit
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12-23-2015, 07:30 AM | #4 |
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"What if a plumber risked danger for a city?"
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12-23-2015, 09:19 AM | #5 |
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What if an ice cream lady challenged a couch?
i think i got the winner? edit: nvm NOW i got the winner What if your dad charmed a strange pizza?
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk Last edited by anime_boners; 12-23-2015 at 09:23 AM. |
12-23-2015, 04:25 PM | #6 |
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Iono why but that movie reminds me of Judge Dredd
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and I hope no one can see my edit history
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12-25-2015, 11:25 PM | #9 |
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Some of these are actually pretty cool.
What if a spy lived under an untrustworthy friend? What if a rat became enchanted by the Thing from Another Dimension? What if a viking stood up against a dark cave? What if an outlaw went back in time for your family? What if an ancient warrior feared a dragons egg? Some are situationally funny as well: What if a giant tripped over a teams mascot? What if your brother made a pet out of the fountain of youth? What if an ancient warrior feared a dragons egg? What if a genius argued with a bear? What if an evil genius tracked down the guy that never blinked? What if an illustrator lost a job because of a strange egg?
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I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave,
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12-26-2015, 02:06 AM | #10 |
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Idgi
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12-26-2015, 12:47 PM | #12 |
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Could be the language barrier, or that I see potential where you do not. Difference in writing practice and personal preference goes just as far as the difference in what a reader prefers a story to be about.
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12-26-2015, 01:40 PM | #13 |
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LMAO I LEGIT FEEL LIKE WRITING TO THE COW BABYSITTING A LARGE EGG TOPIC
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