I'm quitting porn

[Pharaohs Army]

@Bags
10/22
done.delete.

[Ghost1]

Nows the time pharaoh. Those extra days of pron aren't worth it. time to let go.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Y'all into extreme deep throat clips?

[Ghost1]

Eh....like w puking an shit? Sometimes I guess

Kindve like Devin the dude

Got to be in a mood for that shit

[~RustyGunZ~]

Eh not a fan of puking full on chunks but more the abuse and maybe gagging to the extent of them looking like they've been sobbing over a serious life event for hours

[Split Eight]

if she ain't taking at least two dicks she's wasting my time. Porn sites need to have user approved tags that you don't need to register to vote on. Not trying to join a community here, just wanna bust a nut. But it's hard when you're tryna buffer through 20 minutes of awkward eiffel towering to see if she's getting 3.5 L of Dual Over Head Cock firing on all cylinders before the scene cuts to *more* doggy style. If you could slap a [No DP] button and save the next guy 5 minutes of his life, all our morning commutes would be a little more well-rested. Need [No Audio], [Blantant Oxy Addict], [Cameraman Commentary] and [Cocknumb] tags too yo

For real though back on topic that bitch better be riding a Ferris wheel of cock. I'm talking navigating through a rainforest of schlong with her ass for a compass and its only pointing North. You know those leather casting couch videos? They need those, but as soon as she signs the contract, a bunch of steel fire doors slam shut and between 4 and 7 dudes rappel in through the ceiling vent on their industrial fire hose wangs. She's like wait lemme call my agent and renegotiate the terms, but we all know she's getting an ice pack and an Uber to the bus stop

And THATS why u always check the ceiling vents

[Ghost1]

LMAOOOOOOO


Day 2 strong checking in.

[uh-oh]

I need a d to p ratio of 1:1. Any imbalance has to weigh in the p side.

More than one dick onscreen doesnt help da god.

To expand on dr dogs helpful tagging of vids, we need japanese americans to subtitle the japanese porn gameshows. The weirdo ones where there are chicks behind walls with there tittys and pussys hanging through and the guy fingers and fondles them and one of the 6 is his mom or sister on some weirdo shit.

[Ghost1]

AY AY AY THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR U TO FUCKING FANTASIZE ABOUT PORN UH OH U DISGUSTING CREATURE

FIX UR LIFE U WORTHLESS MUTANT

[Split Eight]

more P than D is just inefficient. I mean some F-list wannabe porn star getting stuffed with a bushel of cockmeat is the only time group sex is a win-win other then the rare threesome with two legitimate 8 pluses. She gets to keep thinking this will turn into a career and she's forced to be happy bc of the $500 paycheck

Let's face it most of the time these scenarios are just sketch

D:P from 0.1->0.333
The reverse gangbang, shit's dope but impractical & implausible. Only Inspector Gadget packing a cabinet of dildo attachments could do this scenario justice

D:P from 0.333 -> 0.5
3 hos and a bro or the classic threesome, cool but life ain't a frat party and chances are if u do this in real life it's with your girlfriend's fat failed bisexual coworker Melinda. I'm of the opinion that if u are offered a threesome with the two ugliest, least sexually attractive women in the world it is your duty as a man to accept.

But it still puts a damper on the fun, like when you watch the X Games and you're like FUUUUUCK I gotta snowboard ASAP. Then the slopes is mostly numb fingers, McTwisted ankle into a junior lesson group, and your douchebag friend trying to film himself skiing while pissing off a box with his GoPro.

D:P from <0.5 -> 1.0
Swinger shit with mad girls. Possible with bar sluts and club skanks

D:P of 1
Yawn

D:P from 2.0 -> 3.0
Drunk weekend in Vermont with your high school buddies and your whore wife who you recently decided you don't love and never need to respect again. Nobody gets hard and some fag films it on his S3 jeopardizing your future job security for all time

D:P> 3.0
Gangrape/ Duke Lacrosse tradition. Gnarly shit

[Split Eight]

I GUESS IM JUST A REALIST

[~RustyGunZ~]

Those jap game show ones can be pretty entertaining but never fapped to it

Nice little break in between good vids that stays in the porn realm

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

more P than D is just inefficient. I mean some F-list wannabe porn star getting stuffed with a bushel of cockmeat is the only time group sex is a win-win other then the rare threesome with two legitimate 8 pluses. She gets to keep thinking this will turn into a career and she's forced to be happy bc of the $500 paycheck

Let's face it most of the time these scenarios are just sketch

D:P from 0.1->0.333
The reverse gangbang, shit's dope but impractical & implausible. Only Inspector Gadget packing a cabinet of dildo attachments could do this scenario justice

D:P from 0.333 -> 0.5
3 hos and a bro or the classic threesome, cool but life ain't a frat party and chances are if u do this in real life it's with your girlfriend's fat failed bisexual coworker Melinda. I'm of the opinion that if u are offered a threesome with the two ugliest, least sexually attractive women in the world it is your duty as a man to accept.

But it still puts a damper on the fun, like when you watch the X Games and you're like FUUUUUCK I gotta snowboard ASAP. Then the slopes is mostly numb fingers, McTwisted ankle into a junior lesson group, and your douchebag friend trying to film himself skiing while pissing off a box with his GoPro.

D:P from <0.5 -> 1.0
Swinger shit with mad girls. Possible with bar sluts and club skanks

D:P of 1
Yawn

D:P from 2.0 -> 3.0
Drunk weekend in Vermont with your high school buddies and your whore wife who you recently decided you don't love and never need to respect again. Nobody gets hard and some fag films it on his S3 jeopardizing your future job security for all time

D:P> 3.0
Gangrape/ Duke Lacrosse tradition. Gnarly shit

Lol I'm gone. Repped.

[Diode]

amateur videos only 4 me

[Ghost1]

I was meaning to get that site back from u.....but not anymore



That may be better......but I still don't think it's good

[Diode]

like as soon as a video even has hints of it being a pro or even semipro piece i'm out.

hate that shit.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Diode

like as soon as a video even has hints of it being a pro or even semipro piece i'm out.

hate that shit.

Semipro is ok

Who wants to settle for D+ camera work

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

Semipro is ok

Who wants to settle for D+ camera work

i have no interest in high quality camera work

i like the voyeurism and spontaneity of ammy vids

i'll take watching someone's wife/daughter/teacher/stripper/whatever getting a facial over plastic gaping butthole porn star get tentacle raped any day of the week

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah some amateur shit is gold

Love the ones that try to be actual porn but really it's just a dude that convinced a struggling bitch that him and his friend Dashon are big in the biz

You can see the moment she truly realizes the mistake she's made. That's when I finish tbc.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Yeah some amateur shit is gold

Love the ones that try to be actual porn but really it's just a dude that convinced a struggling bitch that him and his friend Dashon are big in the biz