NBL SEASON 7 FINALS: 1. King Karaoke vs 14. Alvin Karpis - ALVIN KARPIS WINS

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
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@King Karaoke @Alvin Karpis

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...
20...

Bye...

[Alvin Karpis]

yo just saw this

check

[Alvin Karpis]

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick
You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars
Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit
Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you
I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on
Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk
That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to
Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago
Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line
Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death
Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread

Bye...

[Joe Metts]

Alvin had that Mount Rushmore line, Cari Champion was fire, Kapri Styles line, Direct TV, Shamrock and Stanley Cup. Honestly AK started off mad slowwww. Penn and Teller is played wasn't feeling much of the first half but whewwwww. That 2nd half was fire. Started heating up on some NBA jam shit. Definitely a good showing. Gotta read King Kars shit now ...


Kar had the ydk joint, bust caps, Tracy Morgan and hair triggers. Kar came more consistent to me with no real swings and misses but didn't have the don demarcos either. Good showing from kar and Alvin.


I guess ima go with that Karp although his first half was garbage. His last half was fire. Kar was more consistent but didn't have enough crowd stoppers. Idk. I can see it going either way. But ima have to give give the v.

V/Karpis

[El Muffin]

Phone breakdown limited. Sry

Hubie brown
Forced thst rail
Kari champ
Capri
Direct tv
Closer


Vs
Openrr
Teepee
Ydk
Dui

Tracey morgan doesnt work coz he didnt die

N that closer was a really bad miss imo

V / alvin karpis

Good showing by both but I think karpis took this handily


Edit: I MISSED KARS BUST CAPS LINE ROFL

DIDNT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION RECTANGLE HEAD

THIS MAKES IT CLOSER

AK WINS BY ONE QUOTABLE N LOTB

[Allen Knight]

Dope battle will edit vote after work

[Strikta]

Will vote tomorrow. Its close tho. Both brought it.

Will edit in.

[Paradigm]

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
LOL nicer
The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick
LOLs
You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars
Dope
Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit
LOL nice
Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts
Penn and Teller is so played but you worded this well but still... lol
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
Solid bar good nameplay
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
eh weak
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
eh theres no real punch here
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you
I don't get this tbh
I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup
Solid

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properT*y
lols good concept kinda weak delivery
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
LOLs solid
Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment
LOL solid
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on
solid, funny kidna played tho
Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk
nah weak
That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to
eh ok kinda statementish
Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago
kinda weak
Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line
Ok
Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death
nah weak
Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread
LOL nice

Karaoke had a few misses and was less consistent. Alvin had lotb with Mt. Rushmore for me and was more consistent. Karaoke had a lot of personals but sort of failed to capitalize on most of them completely. Dope battle and Props to both

Vote - Alvin Karpis

[Paradigm]

3-0 Alvin Karpis
@Allen Knight @Constrikta edit in your votes yo

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game

Ehh...

The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick

This was weak...

You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars

This was ok.

Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit

Ummm, not sure what you're talkin about here...

Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts

Ok.

You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take

Ok.

Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris

Seen these types of concepts done a lot.

You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet

Eh...

Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you

This was dope.

I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup

Dope.

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly

Cool.

Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already

This had potential. I think if you would have worded this differently, it would have been dope.

Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment

I'm assuming YDK posted some kind of thread in discussions in regards to having a bat in his apartment? Yea?... Yea... Didn't like this...

Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on

Lol, slap at best...

Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk

Nah...

That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to

Could have been flipped better, IMO. Worded softly.

Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago

Solid personal. I'm assuming your talkin about the Glory Hole, yea?

Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line

This was nice.

Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death

He didn't die, so this missed for me.

Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread

Not feelin' this, tbh...

Bye...

OVERALL: A pretty solid battle here. I notice Kar uses a lot of discussion references when he battles, used a lot of them in this verse alone and I believe any other verse I peeped from you, you had used some discussion references as well. I mean, not a fan of that but if your going to attempt it, you have to try and word that shit as harsh as possible, which I think here you failed too do. Some of those references weren't worded to their full potential and that for me killed a lot of the effectiveness on your PUNS. Anyways, Karp's verse was ok, not too many misses. A lot of his concepts were basic, no real creativity to them but what helped bring out his concepts was smooth wording. His verse was well written and even tho his punches weren't haymakers, he had enough jabs in there to hold it down. So w/ that being said...

v/A Karp.

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
lol sick
The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick
eh
You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars
cool
Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit
nice
Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts
eh
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
cool
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
ok
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
lol
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you
ok
I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup

ok

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly
lol
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
eh
Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment
eh
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on
nah
Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk
ok
That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to
ok
Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago
ok
Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line
nice
Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death
solid
Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread
eh
Bye...

good battle, both guys used the personals i was expecting tbh but I thought karp did it a bit better and was a little more consistent... maybe its reading it this much later but I thought kar's current event lines weren't too hot even though I knew what they referenced

v/karpis

[~RustyGunZ~]

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you

vs

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on

v/karpis