07-22-2020, 09:30 PM | #1 |
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FINALS - Blue Bayou vs Zuch - {Zuch wins}
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07-22-2020, 10:00 PM | #2 |
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07-22-2020, 10:46 PM | #3 |
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I'm here... Will whip up 16 pronto
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07-23-2020, 12:01 AM | #4 |
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Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box |
07-23-2020, 12:10 AM | #5 |
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Due tonight okay no problem guys..
i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.. one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend.. shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls? strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls & it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better
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07-23-2020, 02:20 AM | #6 |
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Was top ill actually zuch? Lol
This was fire but I actually think zuch took this quite comfortably. His verse was solid bangers start to finish. Blue started off the same but the standard slipped with that jack n coke bar for me. Great battle though props to both. Vote - Zuch |
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I feel like verse fatigue leaned heavy on both competitors I got zuch
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07-24-2020, 11:53 AM | #8 |
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Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of heard some acute/a cute flips before, but this was done pretty well My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal throwback haha.. This is okay, but it's a little distractingly old Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn lol okay Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city I could go either way on this That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian could kind of see the punch coming but it's personal You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 personal angle could've made this dope, but you probably could've done more with it You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets funny You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box cool to me but don't know hockey well enough to know if 'gross misconduct' makes this dope. Due tonight okay no problem guys.. generally not a fan of people doing this i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit gone. I now see what you're doing with that lead in and I'm leaving my feedback cause it turned me around so hard. Love this my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads could tell where this was going 3 words in, lost some impact for me i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin funny always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit decent personal Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.. one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker I liked it once I googled boilermaker ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend.. shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again had to look it up because I live under a rock. Cool current event flip a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls? strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls decent nose line & it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better could've done more with it Awesome reads, especially with short notice. My favorites are almost always skewed towards personals, so I got Zuch Peloton Caddie Short stop Blue Opener Jack n coke New guy Blues opener was my lotb and I thought he was generally a little more consistent once I googled things. I could see either taking it on voter preference. Good shit guys V/Blue |
07-24-2020, 12:01 PM | #9 |
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My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets Blue: my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls? strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls & it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better Dope battle, amigos. Both even on quotables, Zuch squeaks this one out with doper dopeness. Even the stuff I'm not quoting in this battle would've been hits against probably anyone else. Fun tourney, great showing from you two. V - Zuch
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07-25-2020, 01:30 PM | #10 |
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07-25-2020, 02:37 PM | #11 |
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i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin like Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.. one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker ahhh.. what ever .... nice word play... all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker. WTF is this shit? looks horriable, You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets nice You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box nice That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian Hmmm... love the set up but the legal guardian ending sucks ass.. but not a bad line thou, You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 you're worst line, (whack shit) but better than his.... __________________ Vote: Zuch he was more consistent, i thought bayou dipped to far blow the whack line, and couldn't recover, Zuch hovered just above the whack line, and only touch it once with his whack line, Bayou did the same thing but his one whack line when so far below the whack line, there was no hope of him coming back, he would have had to drop and eye popping line to win |
07-26-2020, 12:40 AM | #12 |
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Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of concept's pretty dated, but wording's cool My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal nah i wasnt digging this Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn I'll be honest man idk what this supposed to be. What does peloton have to do with finances or banks? Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city ok That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian kinda funny, i dig it You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 not feeling this, too deflective and not really hitting your opponent You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets cool You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box ok i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit cool opener my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads i've seen you flip this same concept at least twice now but apart from that it's funny i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin cool always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit cool idea in theory and decent execution, didn't resonate as well as I'd expect Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.. one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker eh ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend.. shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again i like the idea of the current event flip but could've been better a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls? strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls nah wasnt feeling this & it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better kind of a weak closer main highlights Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian vs i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin I think blue had more hits and even when it came to misses, I felt like his were stronger. I've seen better from you both but obviously it's a keystyle tournament so the expectations are what they are, cool battle overall overall vote - Blue |
07-26-2020, 01:07 AM | #13 |
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Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of 2005 called, they want their bar back My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal nah Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn what? Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city i THINK this is decent, I think, if I’m understanding it correctly That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian lol cool You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005 nah You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets ok You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box ok closer 1 good 2 ok 1 decent 4 misses Vs i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit lol I liked this, solid opener my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads fuck no i don’t need your advice in a bout to win.. if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin heres an idea, log off always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit not a good diss Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.. one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker muggle? Like from Harry Potter? Yeah you and this wp can go fuck yourselves ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend.. shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again nice a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls? strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls i don’t know who dj Qualls is & it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better no 2 good 6 misses Not the best battle, didnt seem like you guys wanted to be here but I appreciate you showing up either way. Close battle but I have zuch taking it barely. Vote Zuch |
07-26-2020, 05:06 AM | #14 |
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Neither came particularly good but neither probably wanted to battle. From Blue I liked the August dicking line. A lot missed to me. I don’t know who DJ Qualls is. I don’t get the boilermaker line. The closer had no real wit to it. The opener was cool.
Zuch, I think the short stop line was nice. Handicap was a cool flip too considering the personal but obviously an old idea/joke. Fyre fest was cool too but it’s dated. Gross miss conduct i used against Wanderer? It’s hard to pick a winner to be honest. I’ll go Zuch as he had more okay lines. |
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