BROKE METHNAR [VS] Karpnados [Karpnados WINS]

[Paradigm]

@BROKE LESNAR and @Meth @Destroyer and @sound
Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due TUESDAY,
  August 12th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due SUNDAY, August 10th 2014
• Voting ends SATURDAY August 16th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours
• You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION AS A TEAM throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 16 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• Limit MUST be agreed upon

General Rules:

• First to 7, Win by 2, 5-0=KO
• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in ISmandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. ON FRIDAY AUGUST 15th I WILL DEDUCT VOTES FOR EACH LINK MISSING UNTIL YOU SUBMIT LINKS. I WILL REOPEN BATTLES IF YOU HAVENT SUBMITTED LINKS EVEN IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON.

[Paradigm]

Both Extended

Due Tonight by 1159

[Meth]

'Sup Ladies

Let's Dance

We are text royalty, being on tops what we're all about
Ya'll couldn't be in Frontier if you crossed one to David Llama's House
I get fucked up at parties, but they would truly effin' bail
Sounds version of turning up is coming back when Strik and Julo went to jail
these 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer
n' don't tell me the above reference was dated or cryptic
I had ur board game pegged b4 u did that Swerve bar like it wasn't played when u flipped it
The consequences are bad son if you don't pay the piper
Soundclips'll be through your brain at a frequency dogs hate to decipher
We go undercover for facts, faggots you'll lose if we compare lines
Des & Sound are the only private detectives to follow dudes in their spare time
Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs
now go vote for murda sho cuz after this contest end...
ur fucking dead to me faggot..big baby's goldfish, Robin Williams, and Beyond's best friend

lol

[Destroyer]

y'all ain't shit. u can't even hope for a slow death
call me strik cuz des is bout to go for broke and smoke meth
ur known only for being the biggest jokes on the whole forum
one's a ginger & the fact he's not is ALL the other has goin for him
sound didn't even show up tho, still des is bout to go nuts
i'm gonna take down the whole sixteen like meth with box of donuts
i hear eating bad leads to added pounds, binge eating & drinking
but u can use meth for weight loss...by tossing his ass of the boat when it's sinking
i seen ur pic broke, & it's obv fashion that this nigga hates
dude bends his hat brim so much, it comes around again like a figure 8
did so much research for that verse, pretty sure u should be in jail, dog
but Juno u still almost got blasted by tic tac's like bleaker's fuckin mailbox
Bros, I get mad trim, bottom line is when they offer it up, I never pass
meanwhile, Les bein friends, which are the only female ones he will ever have
keep fucking with des. watch. u will be in some trouble dude
watchin transporter on Netflix, is the ONLY way cats are seein a BM W

[big baby]

Cool battle. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Going purely on instinct and what intrigued me more, the former verse had me chuckling a lot. The latter with meth tossed off the boat/weight loss was pretty funny. These are funny, because they're more comedy orienated rather than direct confrontation. It's funny, because these are considered punchlines but they're things that are considered almost infantile in days past, no? Why is it all of the sudden cool and hip now for it to be done on an entire verse, well mainly 75%. I can't keep up with text trends, nor do I like the politics, rules of it. Lame/boring. But this lotb had me just laughing, and ooing. Insanely funny and well connected, it was awesome.

ese 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer
n' don't tell me the above reference was dated or cryptic
I had ur board game pegged b4 u did that Swerve bar like it wasn't played when u flipped it

Flowed well, it was confident, adjusted and directed well. Done insanely well. I loved it. Favorite bar i've read so far. And for that line alone, it basically jumps heaps over everything their opponent wrote. It seemed like a close battle, - and it was, I just think they edged it a bit here. Destroyer seems to be on task. I like that. vote /BM

Also this one was pretty funny, the ongoing topic about dissing destros age is particularly repetitive, but, honestly this one was pretty funny, and it made me chuckle, although being old is awesome.

Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs

The thing is with the humor aspect, its there, but it has more of a witty element to it, but not a play on words,rather than a play on imagery, which is what this verse was coupled with. The wording was precise too, sink a destroyer couldve been worded a thousand different ways by different people but you chose the right approach. I'm also going to choose a few quotables from the opposing team and expand on that since destro just gave me somewhat of a compliment in the chat thread.

'all ain't shit. u can't even hope for a slow death
call me strik cuz des is bout to go for broke and smoke meth

For instance, here, it was tough, and the dilemma you faced was coupling broke and meth, without having the wording off (for broke) but you decided to go with it and, no it didnt affect you, but a more picky voter might see that and say it doesnt make sense. I've seen a bunch of this in the tournament thus far, and that will make or break a battle. Depends on the voters mood, which is funny. I liked this as a opener and it hit fairly well. Cool

keep fucking with des. watch. u will be in some trouble dude
watchin transporter on Netflix, is the ONLY way cats are seein a BM W

Wholly stretched imo! Not bad,but the reference was so far-fetched, you had a thousand different options to make it more reminiscent, no? Idk that's just me, this was cool, and your verse was riddled with jabs like this. A solid consistent verse, but as stated before, the make and breaking point was the humor and the elements coupled with it, imagery, humor, and I guess, 'punchlines'. Enjoyable, as I said. Good day to you gents

[Certain]

Karpnados: I don't get your name. I liked the opener: All three elements (Strikta, "go for BROKE" and "smoke Meth") were played, but weaving them together seamlessly was smart. The fat Meth lines were pretty mediocre and generic fat lines. The Juno line was weird and offbeat and very much in your style, from the verses I've read. I liked it for that. The hat line was decent enough, as was the closer. There were no great lines, but there were a smattering of good ones. And the verse was mostly written well enough.

BROKE METHNAR: That opening setup was so fucking @Meth. Shut up, Meth. You should have let BROKE LESNAR write the whole verse. I used a Destroyer/Battleship line in an Open Mic verse like a year ago. I'm being mean, but it's just because Meth is involved. The Battleship and David Lama's house lines were good enough, and the Soundclips line was OK enough. It was weird to team with BROKE LESNAR and then call someone else a private detective. Meth's an idiot. I disliked the last line a lot. It seemed like it was trying to be good but wasn't clever at all. Also, it was Mike Wrecka's goldfish. This verse really didn't have much that interested me, though.

Vote: Karpnados

[ill nik-A]

meth and broke, i dont know only semi liked llama line and the direct juno strikt was aight, the old pay respect was eh ok, the flipped line was horrid, wtf at that ender, a lot of misses i felt
karpnados, mediocre verse to potential, opener, ginger was semi funny, the fat jokes were weak though, then some love taps and misses and a cool ender

karpnado wins

[Blanco Bishop]

We are text royalty, being on tops what we're all about
Ya'll couldn't be in Frontier if you crossed one to David Llama's House
like the wp. Don't fully get the lama reference
I get fucked up at parties, but they would truly effin' bail
Sounds version of turning up is coming back when Strik and Julo went to jail
Decent pers
these 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer
u know this is played
n' don't tell me the above reference was dated or cryptic
I had ur board game pegged b4 u did that Swerve bar like it wasn't played when u flipped it
Decent
The consequences are bad son if you don't pay the piper
Soundclips'll be through your brain at a frequency dogs hate to decipher
cool line
We go undercover for facts, faggots you'll lose if we compare lines
Des & Sound are the only private detectives to follow dudes in their spare time
fire
Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs
Lol z
now go vote for murda sho cuz after this contest end...
ur fucking dead to me faggot..big baby's goldfish, Robin Williams, and Beyond's best friend
nice



y'all ain't shit. u can't even hope for a slow death
call me strik cuz des is bout to go for broke and smoke meth
Lol z
ur known only for being the biggest jokes on the whole forum
one's a ginger & the fact he's not is ALL the other has goin for him
light imo
sound didn't even show up tho, still des is bout to go nuts
i'm gonna take down the whole sixteen like meth with box of donuts
Lmao
i hear eating bad leads to added pounds, binge eating & drinking
but u can use meth for weight loss...by tossing his ass of the boat when it's sinking
like the punch not the setup
i seen ur pic broke, & it's obv fashion that this nigga hates
dude bends his hat brim so much, it comes around again like a figure 8
creative.not much sting
did so much research for that verse, pretty sure u should be in jail, dog
but Juno u still almost got blasted by tic tac's like bleaker's fuckin mailbox
hmm. Not familiar with the board reference
Bros, I get mad trim, bottom line is when they offer it up, I never pass
meanwhile, Les bein friends, which are the only female ones he will ever have
sick
keep fucking with des. watch. u will be in some trouble dude
watchin transporter on Netflix, is the ONLY way cats are seein a BM W
naw.



Des had a cool verse but lacked a heat streak.

Whereas broke n meth had a segment where they brought some back to back heat.
Funny both had ajulo n strik reference. Lol

Felt meth n broke had a bit more consistency n fresher wording.



So o


V broke n methamphetamine.

[Paradigm]

2-2

[murda sho]

Karpnados

y'all ain't shit. u can't even hope for a slow death
call me strik cuz des is bout to go for broke and smoke meth
ur known only for being the biggest jokes on the whole forum
one's a ginger & the fact he's not is ALL the other has goin for him

i hear eating bad leads to added pounds, binge eating & drinking
but u can use meth for weight loss...by tossing his ass of the boat when it's sinking
i seen ur pic broke, & it's obv fashion that this nigga hates
dude bends his hat brim so much, it comes around again like a figure 8

Bros, I get mad trim, bottom line is when they offer it up, I never pass
meanwhile, Les bein friends, which are the only female ones he will ever have


BROKE Methnar

these 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer

The consequences are bad son if you don't pay the piper
Soundclips'll be through your brain at a frequency dogs hate to decipher
We go undercover for facts, faggots you'll lose if we compare lines
Des & Sound are the only private detectives to follow dudes in their spare time
Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs


Pretty solid battle here and good read, I got Karpnados with one more quote though, both came out swinging so you can tell there was no amateurs fighting here. Anyway I got Karpnados with the edge

[Alvin Karpis]

got my admirers taking this one


Broke/meth had some old ideas that just didn't hit mixed in w/ some cool lines
I felt like sound (have no idea why you're tagging w/ a 50yr old) and des were
more consistent and had less misses, weight loss was simple but made me grin

v/menados

[Swerve]

I get fucked up at parties, but they would truly effin' bail
Sounds version of turning up is coming back when Strik and Julo went to jail
n' don't tell me the above reference was dated or cryptic
I had ur board game pegged b4 u did that Swerve bar like it wasn't played when u flipped it
Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs

vs.

ur known only for being the biggest jokes on the whole forum
one's a ginger & the fact he's not is ALL the other has goin for him
sound didn't even show up tho, still des is bout to go nuts
i'm gonna take down the whole sixteen like meth with box of donuts
i hear eating bad leads to added pounds, binge eating & drinking
but u can use meth for weight loss...by tossing his ass of the boat when it's sinking


Man, I dunno this was close. Quotes were even, but there were a lot of misses from both. I think I'm going to have to vote for which side had my favorite line, which was the Julo and Strikta line....so with that said.

V/ Broke Methnar

[Paradigm]

4-3 Karpnados

[Allen Knight]

Turn up, battlefield

Vs

Ginger, doughtnut, figure 8

V/karnado, this was a cool battle both had some dope bars, method an broke coulda took this
with one more dope.bar but feel a little short des an sound had a real.consistent verse here.
Thought figure 8 was lotb, good verses by both but des n sound pulled this one, props yahll

[King Karaoke]

Hi...


these 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer
Destro's latest high school reunion was a gloomy affair
he paid his respects, met his classmates grandkids and then they introduced him to theirs
now go vote for murda sho cuz after this contest end...
ur fucking dead to me faggot..big baby's goldfish, Robin Williams, and Beyond's best friend

Not a bad verse...
battleship line was clever and I like the hs reunion line because it was harsh...
Some of your lines got a chuckle out of me but they didn't hit that hard...

y'all ain't shit. u can't even hope for a slow death
call me strik cuz des is bout to go for broke and smoke meth
ur known only for being the biggest jokes on the whole forum
one's a ginger & the fact he's not is ALL the other has goin for him
sound didn't even show up tho, still des is bout to go nuts
i'm gonna take down the whole sixteen like meth with box of donuts
i hear eating bad leads to added pounds, binge eating & drinking
but u can use meth for weight loss...by tossing his ass of the boat when it's sinking

This is probably one of your best verses...
that ginger line was mean...
U fell off towards the end...

I think des was more consistent here...


vote- Karpnados...

Bye...

[Paradigm]

6-3 Karpnados

Voting ends tonight.

[Paradigm]

Karpnados wins 6-3. Good battle.