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[Rawn MD]

Originally Posted by PJK

/Genre Over

[Batty]

If I could I would quote V's whole CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE thread. That's an instant classic.

NC needs a roast section to archive all the old roasts. Remember the old Skizzo roast? That nigga got super mad and tried to pseudo hack Llama.

Way leaned at the Beyond mag cover, ohhhhhh yeah nigs.

[Witty]

Aids dick deserves a spot.
@Bags @anime_boners

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

NC needs a roast section to archive all the old roasts.

@Diode @Meth @Allen Knight

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Witty

Aids dick deserves a spot.
@Bags @anime_boners

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

@Bags

This is my shit lol

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Silver

I'm not trying to insult suppose to do it right she beg for more

I love it hard and harder

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Larold

:O

Originally Posted by Destroyer

more like :{)

[Bags Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Bags Lawyer

Ive recieved a statement from my client, Bags that he has requested i deliver directly to the supposed owner of this site, Namix.

It reads...

Ahem


AYO U WAT?!?! LMFAOO WHO!?? NAMIX??? LOOOOL OH U MEAN THAT WASHED UP FUCKING 40 YEAR OLD TEXT BATTLER WHO KADE FORCED WORDPLAY INTO AN ACCEPTABLE STYLE OF BATTLING!?!? DONT BADGER ME NAMIX CIZ ITS SO BAD UR DAM ANNOYING...GET IT BAD UR BADGER DAM DAMN !?!? HAHA FUCK U FUCKIN RETARD. U PAY 12 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS FUCKIN FAGOT HAVEN AN DOMT CONTRIBUTE A FUCKIN THING NOW UR FUCKIN KIMG DICKHEAD ALL OF ANSUDDEN?? U FUCKIN RULE BOOK ROGER NOW?? I CANT DO WAT!?! NIGGA U HUH!?!? U DONT EVEN BELONG HERE FUCKINNLOSER. GO WRITE ANOTHER OPEN MIC ABOUT THE RIDDLES OF THE MOON AN THE STARS THEN WDITE ANFUCKING POWERNPOINT PRESENTATION ON HOW TO RUN THIS SITE INTO THE GROUND STUPID FUCKIN RETARD....OH LOOK EVERYBODY IM NAMKX BEING MEAN IS DUMB AN BEIMG NICE IS WAT COOL PEKPLE DO....YEA OK THANKS FOR THAT LESSON CAPT KINDERGARTEN FAGIT ... GO FUCKIN PLANT A TREE OR SUMTJIN. U THINK CUZ U PAY SUM LOUSY FEE EVERY MONTH U HAVE ANY SAY AS TO WAT GOES ON HERE!?! UR A FUCKIN OUTSIDER. GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN NIGGER. U DONT WRITE RHYMES U D9NT VOTE ON BATTLES U DONT MOD TOURNEYS U DONT DO FUCKIN DICK HERE BUT MOVE AROUND ADKIN POWERS TO WHOEVER IS WILLING TO HAVE AWKWARD AIM CONVOS WOTH U ....HAHA U WANNA ADMIN NC ?? OK LETS CYBER...IM NAMIX ASL....HEY NO POSTING PERSONAL INFO BUT ITS OK TO CYBER FUCK SHARP NINE ON AOL ROGUT YEA OK NAMIX U FUCKING DOUCHBAG FUCKIN TQLM BOUT HEY NC BUSINESS MOTTO ALWAYS BATTLE AND STRIVE FOR VOTES AN UHHHH R U FUCKING GAY N8GAA OR JUST TOUCHED IN THE HEAD? FUCKIN PESTSR ME WITH THIS FUCKIN THREAD. FUCK U. ILL POST WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. FAGIT.



That was all he had to say at the time but assured me there would be more to follow. Good day.

[Pharaohs Army]

@PancakeBrah
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot.
Your posts that Vulgar quoted were epic

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

more like :{)

this my current fav post on this site

[anime_boners]

@Witty

was aids dick on this netcees, or 1.0??

[Batty]

@Witty

Aids dick was on this version of nc.

Also, @Destroyer with the kill on that smiley. Still leaned.

Also, I wonder if we can get that Beyond cover in a Fathead? I'd plaster one whole wall in the man cave with that shit and do video updates in front of it.

[Ghost1]

I was gonna say I thought aids dick was in reeds Internet treasures thread but I think I suggested it an it was vetoed lol.

[Sharp]

not letting this die till I find V's AOWL verse about Rawn's Life

[veritas]

*Rawn's imagination land*

[veritas]

Rawns fraudulent behavior is easily explained:
Of which the narrator will see it ascertained
with hopes to leave your brain entertained……
So without further ado, I give to you::::::::::::


RAWN’s childhood imagination land

Act I

When Rawn was five and started school the children were very mean.
They used to say he lived in a garbage can, and his head was the biggest they’d ever seen.

Added to that, was the fact, he had baby arms and a perfectly square cranium,
One wouldn’t have to be a genius to discern how these kid’s words were paining him.

He tried to tell his father that school sucked, but daddy wasn’t around to be found,
He cried to his mommy, but mommy’s new boyfriend growled then slapped him down

Alone and afraid, the bedroom became Rawn’s sacred cave
The place where he would learn to be strong, smart, and brave

Whimpered as he closed his tear dimmed eyes,
Then he wished so hard that he created a world built out of lies.

See back then it wasn’t lies, it was fun.
The enterprise of his young mind only just begun

He removed his broken heart and hid it in a cocoon,
Then watched it heal as the butterflies flittered in full bloom

Then he built a magical city, it was an architectural paragon
And the best part was its magical inhabitants all loved little Rawn!!

They never laughed at him, or his T-Rex appendages!
They never asked what it was like for his head to have hats as a nemesis???

In this land his dad was there! And you know little Rawn made daddy proud!!
And mommy gave him all the attention he wanted without ever having to be loud!!

---Hugs and kisses---


Act II

But as Rawn grew, Imagination Land changed, and morphed into subterfuge
As imagination de-evolved into the exaggeration of ego’s subtle ruse

Rawn’s mind now weaves an elaborate tale of grandeur like a sktizo
Like how he sold Chuck Norris the first Nokia cell phone….cuz he’s the shit bro!
(Rawn >Chuck)

Or how he was a corporate player in his early twenties, and it’s a fact
That at the same time he was a criminal mastermind, and corporate was just an act

How he flew a private jet and unified physics with a simple mental polish
Rawn is smarter than you after only a couple nights at junior college

Just ask him, trust me, he propels it
Rawns a rockstar: buys it, snorts it, sells it.

He is the smartest, he goes the hardest, so every story you tell?
He topped that.
And every awesome thing you want? You already know…
He copped that

Meanwhile the last surviving citizens of imagination land all try to whisper “stop that”
But Rawn got dem jiggers and triggers so you know he gon pop that

Rawn the Gawd, you don’t want drama, u besta know he’ll let them tec’s spew
While refusing to see he looks like Joe’Pesci’s hermaphrodite ass nephew

And that only a blooming onion gon save him when there’s rent due
He is He-man, Bat man, and the whole A-team mixed in with Sun Tzu

On the beats? he a beast, out of sight, so bet he gon out eat the Klump crew
On the streets? he neva lost a fight, its elementary like he’s your favorite gumshoe.

So u know: Every bitch in the world of which he is keen  he’s humped too
(How could your dad leave and your mom not love you?)

Cuz shit, your IQ is like four digits: 4 thousand 8 hundred and seventy three
Rawn telling everyone he was locked up, and this testifies he’s an O.G.

But shit you already know that:

Rawn is a stone cold killer, a ladies man, and investor,
A tombstone dealer, admit you’re his biggest fan, he’s an inventor

He climbed Mount Everest and cured his house cat of dick cancer
He plays b-ball in hockey skates, got the fade, the handle, plus he’s a sick passer

Rawn is running for governor of his state, bet that he is a shoe-in
His soul is that coal where pressure and diamonds grew in

Rawn is not human. Rawn is a psychologist, a bank robber, an athlete
A porn star, a rabbi, he time travelled and beat Jessie Owens at a track meet

Rawn created Marvel Comics, He can breathe underwater
He is a real life G.I. Joe, he is a real life GodFather

A made man with a spray tan, a hacker, he is Neo in this matrix
His story will suck like the chicks, when he trots past their bases

Rawn thinks we are all beneath him, and of course he would actually:
Because that motherfucker Rawn literally defies gravity

----From reality, with Love buddy---

ACTIII

His imagination land fam is all withered and now dies exposed:
Because the imagination that once fed them, now replaced with lies composed

The moral of the story is now easily reaching Captain Obvious proportions
Rawn: don’t blame Imagination Land for your ego’s pathetic distortions

But good luck with that, oblivious to this ether that leaves u in a mortuary
The real moral is egotistic bluffers are only real in a land that’s imaginary

[Sharp]

Seriously my hero for that lmaoooo

Everyone has their boarding swings and misses but damn that's solidly HOF boarding