Week 10 Championship Match: Orc 5-2 vs. Wanderer 5-2 ORC WINS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

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@Orc
@Wanderer

[Orc]

https://i.ibb.co/B64KKxS/21-EE0-E35-...175-B4-F21.png

[Orc]

Wanderers Pic

[Orc]

Is that wifey?! I’d prolly beat it then dip
I’m a Straight Talking guy. We can already tell YOU speak with a lisp
Fairly odd parents musta birthed this silly gurner
Honestly it’s no surprise that Wanda Fairy. He’s built like Timmy Turner
All those gun bars I can’t stomach bro!!
If you EVER come through with the Duster.. it’s that woman’s Coat
So ya gun lines won’t have a hardened vet stressin
He’s holding the Stick close? Squidward must have a Clarinet Lesson
&&posting that just pic seems reckless
Named yourself Wanderer because you tend to drift between sexes
Both yaul receding!? That shit is past peak
Bro. Ya girls hairline more of a Notable W than Zuch’s one last week
Any1 saying he fire did this skinny dude wrong
Trust if we call you ‘the Boy Genius’ it’s cuz you look like Jimmy Neutron
Flowers. Butterflies. Streetlight romances
.. You’re the real life embodiment of how Aero feels while he dances
B honest. Ya girl would be straight in my pants
There’s 1 thing Bugging me. Why she got a head shaped like an Ants
U repping a 4!? I won’t even give time if it’s 7s
My guyyy. That’s Gross Miss Conduct that’d have u Fired in seconds

[Wanderer]

https://i.ibb.co/B64KKxS/21-EE0-E35-...175-B4-F21.png

Wow. So this is where a pervert goes to show his nipples to girls doing yoga
U’ve always has quite the record. Never realised it was for indecent public exposure
U can’t outrun the fact ur wit’s dried up & ur form has faultered
Orc USED to have Sharp Angles... now u just gotta carry that round on ur shoulders
Ur a has been. Fuck any status u’ve been assigned to
shoulda been YOU axed & left in the dark.. I feel sorry for that tree stump behind u
Come guns blazing & still fail. could’ve predicted me to call that
Should be throwin caution to the wind.. not that one strand of hair sticking out ur bald patch
Everyone’s shares a laugh at this hideous ogre in the woods out trekkin
Pretty sure if u follow that path back far enough there’s a donkey upset that u left him
& speech therapy classes are something u need to fuckin take, son
I’ll kill u & I’m taking that Vowel... looks like ur struggling to enunciate one
Pale & slightly yellow.. no girl let’s their guard down for u topless
Can clearly observe it’s cardio.... we can almost see ur heart like a new born fish
Claim to use them high v rounds & then leave ur enemies waiting
Cos If u EVER penetrating skin with a 50 its ur sun tan lotion’s SPF rating
Run my way.. I’m pulling heaters. If we fall out I’m poppin em
U’ll get done by that Shelby for looking like a confused Alfie Solomons
An elongated profile with so many flat features. Look’s got me dying
It’s a miracle there’s forehead creases.. someone clearly went over ur face with an iron

[Orc]

Up over NS

[BodySnatcher]

Orc - lips was funny, Wanda/Timmy Turner is fire, duster and Squidward both fire as well, between sexes not bad, Jimmy Neutron is funny, rest is st8....dope verse

Wand - public exposure is nice, tree stump was cool picture incorporating, blade patch is funny, penetrate is bar is slick, I fucks with it, Shelby is dope too....solid verse


I got Orc in close battle. Salute fellas

[Concrete]

Nice battle, both came with some creativity and funny insults here. As for quotables I pretty much agree with the above poster here, tho the 'between sexes' line made laugh so props for that. Close call, however I personally prefer Orcs shorter, more direct and to the point style of writing than longer lines, and he was slightly more sinister as well so my vote goes to him. Good effort from both tho.

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Orc

&&posting that just pic seems reckless
Named yourself Wanderer because you tend to drift between sexes

Gone

[Barcotic]

Fairly odd parents musta birthed this silly gurner
Honestly it’s no surprise that Wanda Fairy. He’s built like Timmy Turner
So ya gun lines won’t have a hardened vet stressin
He’s holding the Stick close? Squidward must have a Clarinet Lesson
Lmao above 2 bars were golden
&&posting that just pic seems reckless
Named yourself Wanderer because you tend to drift between sexes

Duster was cool too

Vs.

Wow. So this is where a pervert goes to show his nipples to girls doing yoga
U’ve always has quite the record. Never realised it was for indecent public exposure
I think you meant *had. And no need for the word 'public', otherwise this is dope
Ur a has been. Fuck any status u’ve been assigned to
shoulda been YOU axed & left in the dark.. I feel sorry for that tree stump behind u
Claim to use them high v rounds & then leave ur enemies waiting
Cos If u EVER penetrating skin with a 50 its ur sun tan lotion’s SPF rating

Sharp Angles could've ben a banger, ironically you should've went a diff. angle w/ it yourself. Round on ur shoulder was weird to me

Nice spar here

Mvgt Orc in a close one
Very close

Sidenote: Blue is a fucking weirdo

[Orc]

This league is DUST

[Adverse]

I don't feel like this one is in need of a massive breakdown but was a decent battle nonetheless. Think part of the trouble getting people to vote on it was just how long the verses are and what not, think quarentine is winding down, people are finding their way back to a regular schedule and nobody is too keen on reading a long battle. Oh well playoffs are around the corner.

Orc - I enjoyed your whole Nickelodeon shtick, the Squidward/Timmy Turner/Jimmy Neutron was all cool, also liked the the "wander between sexes" line that was laughs, I'd of overused a bunch of nose bars and what not so props for being creative but nothing i was really feeling aside from that.

Wander on the other hand had a few okay bars, axed and left, sun tan lotion was okay and you almost had a hit with the opener, overall I think you could have done better here, but this was a cool battle

V/ Orc more consistent and a tad funnier. Good work y'all

[Artifice]

yeah I think Orc got this, but props to Wanderer for making it to the champ match, I remember you from 2016 when I first came back around and you've upped your game sir. Your opener was cool, the angles line was alright but could've hit harder, i thought the spf bar was your other standout.

Orc was just a little harsher and wittier in his punches, overall a little more polished.

Good Champ Match though fellas...

v/ Orc

[Blue Bayou]

Is that wifey?! I’d prolly beat it then dip
I’m a Straight Talking guy. We can already tell YOU speak with a lisp
lol well worded good jab out the gate
Fairly odd parents musta birthed this silly gurner
Honestly it’s no surprise that Wanda Fairy. He’s built like Timmy Turner
lol silly gurner, like Gurnsey? anyways funny pucnh and np
All those gun bars I can’t stomach bro!!
If you EVER come through with the Duster.. it’s that woman’s Coat
haha, effective pic ref that got a chuckle
So ya gun lines won’t have a hardened vet stressin
He’s holding the Stick close? Squidward must have a Clarinet Lesson
ehh, dece
&&posting that just pic seems reckless
Named yourself Wanderer because you tend to drift between sexes
lol wording prob carried this but this was jokes
Both yaul receding!? That shit is past peak
Bro. Ya girls hairline more of a Notable W than Zuch’s one last week
nah
Any1 saying he fire did this skinny dude wrong
Trust if we call you ‘the Boy Genius’ it’s cuz you look like Jimmy Neutron
lolish, dece
Flowers. Butterflies. Streetlight romances
.. You’re the real life embodiment of how Aero feels while he dances
lol, kinda light but good swag
B honest. Ya girl would be straight in my pants
There’s 1 thing Bugging me. Why she got a head shaped like an Ants
lol ok ok
U repping a 4!? I won’t even give time if it’s 7s
My guyyy. That’s Gross Miss Conduct that’d have u Fired in seconds
lol at the setup but punch concept is just dece

vs.

Wow. So this is where a pervert goes to show his nipples to girls doing yoga
U’ve always has quite the record. Never realised it was for indecent public exposure
lol okay attamept at the shirtless ref, this was dece
U can’t outrun the fact ur wit’s dried up & ur form has faultered
Orc USED to have Sharp Angles... now u just gotta carry that round on ur shoulders
i appreciate the attempt but its ehh and light imo
Ur a has been. Fuck any status u’ve been assigned to
shoulda been YOU axed & left in the dark.. I feel sorry for that tree stump behind u
creative points i thought this was a cool abstract use of the pic
Come guns blazing & still fail. could’ve predicted me to call that
Should be throwin caution to the wind.. not that one strand of hair sticking out ur bald patch
hair out of that hat? ok idea but seems like a reach to make a concept
Everyone’s shares a laugh at this hideous ogre in the woods out trekkin
Pretty sure if u follow that path back far enough there’s a donkey upset that u left him
haha, cool
& speech therapy classes are something u need to fuckin take, son
I’ll kill u & I’m taking that Vowel... looks like ur struggling to enunciate one
not sure if it's the wording, cool enough idea but im not feeling the deliery
Pale & slightly yellow.. no girl let’s their guard down for u topless
Can clearly observe it’s cardio.... we can almost see ur heart like a new born fish
this is different lol...creative but nah
Claim to use them high v rounds & then leave ur enemies waiting
Cos If u EVER penetrating skin with a 50 its ur sun tan lotion’s SPF rating
lol nice this was cool
Run my way.. I’m pulling heaters. If we fall out I’m poppin em
U’ll get done by that Shelby for looking like a confused Alfie Solomons
cool tom hardy concept
An elongated profile with so many flat features. Look’s got me dying
It’s a miracle there’s forehead creases.. someone clearly went over ur face with an iron
okay


Cool battle between veyr different styles... Orc was pretty funny throughout, good swag and well delivered swag lines... not too many true heaters but consistently good jabs... Wand had some cool & creative concepts but some that seemed like a srecth as well...which ic an appreciate with a 20+ line pic battle

I prefered Orcs more comedic approach and thought he was a bit more consistent, so he takes this for me.... props to both , fun read

Vote Orc

[Blue Bayou]

Orc wins