01-31-2013, 07:33 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Round 3: Yuppi vs E2
E2:
Ayo, I dunno how you lasted through more than a class or two Of the bashings you must’ve had in school--I won’t ask, its cool But that pic is a blast, dude--the fact is you’re all black n’ blue It was snapped as soon as some poachers found you in that bathroom This faggot got his name from a Chinese theses guy Yuppi suck so much dick Confucius say, “Y-U-P-P-I?” When it’s go-time you’re snoozin, so don’t lie--you a loser You couldn’t produce a line if you wrote rhymes with a ruler Oh, you “Raisin”? The only time a girl’s screaming your name Is when she at the poker table and she’s deep in the game Believe it--don't chase all them fat chicks, they’re murder We all thought ya career was over as a black wavesurfer And how the fuck ya girl gon be a nurse and look like Skeletor? Sending patients to hell or toward some shelter in a better ward You’re lost in a distant dream thinking I’mma get pissed and leave Why would I call you nigger? You’re an australopithecine Or maybe the primates’ lost link, but you fake as all hell Sorta like Piltdown Man with the face of Montel How you gon get to the finals, kid? Ya shit is really weak You only make the last round when getting picked on teams Yuppi: now before i start this verse, ask whats more important to me beatin one i killed before at a meet, or some porn on the screen ...uh, im jackin off. should i try against this cracka ya'll? this verse is half assed, your girls have no ass at all my freestyles be off beat so i'll let you know i'll beat you left and right just to use you as a metronome this head's a joke, he aint serious bout frontin on me these gas prices aint the reason yuppi's running on e cum is his drink, you can find this fag watchin for skeet stay lookin both ways but it aint cuz he crossin da streets you'll drop to your knees, you're gonna die this evening son bitch your so close to death, quit rap and become a medium believe it scrub, sit down and check ya status not even an uncle tom would respect this cracka if he got no cash or no bucks, girls aint havin it son bitches asked whats in his wallet so much he signed up with capital 1 you just lack the hardness, you're whack just garbage your lines couldnt sink in if you were a tatoo artist shit you've never had pussy... so i wont here this man braggin the only jump-offs you had are upn heads... off your bandwagon |
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