02-02-2013, 04:41 PM | #1 |
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Sweet 16: DJ Stress
Battle: DJ Stress vs Awethor Anon
Round: 1 Winner: DJ Stress ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Stress The Aweful Author named Anon, it's time this battle's 'Game-On!' Within ya rhymes, you make up more lines than Avon Plus for instance, pulling cards, while moms sews up ya dress You dare to test Stress, well who's fresh? I split ya chest Who's next, I must ask, to be defeated through my raps? Anon lacks, plus you wack, well, I'm doper than crack Or cocaine, I blow brains, with lines, you half nicks, I'm dimes You're like one eighth, point one two five, on a scale from one to nine Aweful Anus, I display this, Skilled Kills, You frameless Catch the picture, I scale richtors, you Low Down Dirty, but I'm Shameless Make You Famous, well, I'm Ill, and, Yeah, I got Funk But I make you history, no mystery, Go meditate like Monks Well yeah, whatever, disregarded, you go Wilde like an Oscar It's Important to be Earnest I marined your decapods like lobsters You a mobster? thug; killer; drug-dealer; criminal? Read between lines to find my message thas subliminal Your skills are minimal, Thor, I leave you in Awe Abandon Anon.ymous, leave you to suck like straws Simple Similes, from the complex one, you're killing me Like I'm an Earthquake and a Statement, there's no Question that you're Feeling Me I RED your weak LINEs, and how you housed crack with Super Sonics, and diatomic molecules thas wack In fact, your blissful memory be adrift, set Pretend you catch wreck on I-Net, I checked Corrected History, and I reviewed your past Viewed your best works, you best, like, Prey at Mass Cause I'm your predator, Stressing out an extra editor And kids' like 'yeah you fronting, you aint down with meddafore" Defeat competitors, intoxicated by insured beats Invisibly appearing while you fearing the defeat One Hundred and One Flows, acting Cynical, kill Pinnacles And I aint no faggot either, but you derelict could get the Genitals. MotherFucker. So when we battle norka, i know just how to get the crowd aroused Check the comments and the voting, stress beats anon by leaps and bounds... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awethor Anon I should've guessed... EmceeLess Apes amplify Speakers, when weaker sex Stresses pen-pointlessness/ First, let's reverse STRESS into SSERTS(Certs) to keep DougE's breath Fresh/ (maybe he's a Rack above Tic Tacs?)hmmmmmmm... Anon's Mixes fix ear-bleeding from Emergency Broadcast System Tests/ finding Tourney winners rewinding Flatlines until they recall Stress signals 4-legged pets/ STRESS: is tha extinction agenda, so i ORGANIZED his KONFUSION like Alcatraz escaping Single File/ While a Single sheet cuts paper Records according to uppercut-lines completing blitzkrieg style/ After SHOOTing him, hellified hymns Blossomed off Six Miami rims/ Heat rushing Gem-NAStics Metorite Illmaticly, spitting acid phlem/ I'm Fucking-Up scores more than elevated spikes via vertical mics/ Jackie's First Strike like I'm RobinSosns Homeruns on a Keith Murrary Bike/ Me emerging like 3 Plastic Surgeons Xhbiting skill on Wrinkle-Skins that feel these face-lifts/ is like streching truth nine times to resticth youth in some SEAMSTRESSes lost gifts/ to the Tenth vengance, i'm Muscle-intensed,omnipotent zenith-meridians signaling smoke Indians/ Overstand! scalping avalanching Alps off spiritual palpitations began the abduction of bald eagle aliens/ me Rioting divided among united Pinnacles conquers like X-ChromoZones vs. yellow tones/ Y does X AX IT?! Basiclly GRAPHic sickness multiplys Left-Eyes causing Waterfalls to cry/ I see Deeper than Pamala Lee siliconed groans, so i won't Feel a DJ's reply like Christmas in July/ Big Daddy's Kaneing henious slander, And YOUR "awful" in my "anus" like Fredrick shitting Entertainers/ Unexpectedly impressions pervert painters stroking genius sustained in retna retainers/ Twenty Awakened Angles KILL disrespect Plenty/Mallets WILL mangle horsemen hanging hanged on Neck-Tie Slang.(period). |
02-02-2013, 04:42 PM | #2 |
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Battle: DJ Stress vs Mezu
Round: 2 Winner: DJ Stress ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Stress 65 from fore reactants and a loss is your product i break down emcees like philosphers use logic i steal covers away leaving the bare raw material i classicly smash shit killing wack battlers like serial diseases thas venerial, syphelis, incurable like gortex the stress is weather resistant and durable well clock this as i rock it on a 24 hour axis impossible to surpass this, classified as classic skreaming victor due to DQ, line lengths surpassed as you think you might win with a slight grin i beat your ass in fact im talking about the history so let me proceed my parents had me cause it's illegal to grow weed there's no need, to skream 2 times, mezu needs new lines thas mind blowing, rhyme showing, and rip shit through mines in due time, you be kast out, when voting's ceased go back after reading, control+C, and be quoting these the stress reigns with chest pains through lyrics from obsessed brains wear dark tinted goggles when you read, my shit'll stress veins and pop vessels, ride instrumentals, with pencils traced like stencils, monopolizing writing utensils advisories not parental, getting held up for my tapes marketing all across the world, even in lime states I rhyme great, well let's just say I don't skream over mics and let's say if it was ME vs. ZU i'd have to end tight I'm willingly defeating and I'm doing this with Ease As I read on Chinese histroy, I burn your Third Degreez With burglaries, call Police, Mezu stole the mic A Critical Offense, I blend mics to end tight The verdict has arrived, your defeat has been delivered So, yo, get at me Dog, I Red your weak shit, like Clifford. stress --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mezu DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
02-02-2013, 04:43 PM | #3 |
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Battle: Psychlone vs DJ Stress
Round: 3-a Winner: TIE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psychlone Whether resistant or durable? Kid ya parable's terribull EYE be bouncin like balls-D J like Pals-y I'm CEREBRAL Ya verse was so wack in fact it had me punchin tables See my hunch's ya fable's chock full of holes like inner navels I'm the CAPTAIN of the ship, shit ya better tell NEMO I get ya open like Caminos leave ya soakin like El Nino SUN ya couldn't BLAZE a TRAIL in a MIX with JALAPENO Or make me move my butt if ya took away my Beano I probe like dentist's picks when I flow like a Venice crick Without a doubt I whip my Bic out and stick out like Clinton's prick Yo if GREASE is the WORD I come phatter than Deloise in Cannonball ya damned to fall while interest rates increasin All bars are rolled in lard to leave ya soul full of shards Like VISA ya'll soon DISCOVER I'm MASTER at pullin CARDS No farce, Stress never accuse me of shavin points I've proved I can make it buoyant excuse me I'll take this JOINT Much HIGHER than Philly Flyers hoistin the Stanley Cup I'll open up a can of whoop on ya voice MAN ya FUCKED I wouldn't be surprised if you don't make it to 3 votes I Sea ya letters' wetter than ya gizzard after deep throat Stress's like a vacuum turned on by she-male chat rooms Ya E-MALE address should say, " I suck those that lack womb" No mystery this misery leads to ya obituary I'll be the VICTOR fairy ya better off DICK-N-HAIRY Asses, Stress ya just a facet of Psych Ology I SPARK PLUGGED WIRES hotter than NOLOGY Yo wake up wanna MAKE-UP try LOREAL When I leave 2-PAC marks that SCAR ya FACE so ya CAN SMILE FOR ME NOW --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ STRESS Hello, My Name Is Psychlone..... I Hate it when kids like Stress shine on mics and bring sunny weather Put a damper on my cyclones and storms, of bringing terror Thought I was ill, then doc said "psychlone, you hypochondriac" I write my lyrics with speed like reeves pushing a old blue Pontiac With 174, 947 miles, yo, that stress, he's fat like bile Serving up non stop verses, what's worse is, he'll smile Remember when i was on trial, for being the wack rapper? The verdict, i was guilty, tried to kill me, but ima actor Yet the movies almost done, one minute away from credits Cast your votes, throw away your trash, depart via front and rear exits Stress says it's, better to get killed by him to end my career The reason i think im so dope is cuz i got a drugged up ear Snyper? clear; proceed to fire: deadly vernacular Now's when stress picks me off, he just said "yo clone, im trapping ya; Smacking ya, like Dracula, sucking blood out of your larynx Put it in a bottle, full throttle, show your mom my spitting talents The weather report for Pittsburgh, is filled with corruptions Check productions, from Baltimore, it's all the more, destruction" Complete instructions, final steps say, round 3 of Sime's tourney Defeated by Stress, hence: my ended journey...... part II... psychlone? what the fuck is a psychlone? a hurricane? violent tornado? gale? tempest? monsoon? I reign terror through verbal abundance, on storming cats kids talk about pestilence, i teach lessons sick like shitty swarming gnats with doorman raps, not high class, cuz im serving you this delicious shit call you master, make you lack words, you bastard, im splitting dicks not lorena, kinda frank, maybe blunt, but i aint smoking wish on the first star of the night, mad hope, but i aint joking cutting throats and, splitting wrists, but that would be too simply classic get your ass kicked, trying to surpass this, supreme and deadly axis cut out your knee capses, and use em as ear muffs in winter tie your toes to my blue hose and use the nails to remove splinters put some wire round your teeth, add some powder to your wisdoms then plug it to my mic, take cyclones choppers to my kingdoms i believe we aint in kansas anymore, let’s see the wizard tinman, you got no brain, im colder then that blue dog’s blizzards sell the witch your gizzard and then use your tongue to lick stamps send you mail, call this braille, after i ate you i had some “shit cramps” got your pits damp, contrast the simple, simple, opposition no mock division, 64/stress, and no one's living |
02-02-2013, 04:43 PM | #4 |
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Battle: Psychlone vs DJ Stress-TIEBREAKER
Round: 3-b Winner: Psychlone ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psychlone Original? Admit ya took his style like a criminal But now I got ya Spooked cause I've proved that ya minimal With ya 15 year brain that's still trapped in pubescence While I believe my rap essence will set you back like the Hessians You make me gag from what ya sayin gay fag there's no comparin How I leave the steel spinnin like the Maytag Repairman Psych vs. Stress, I'm not sayin I'm the best But at deliverin the goods ya strike mics like UPS Ya see I have to crush so you can say that my fabulous Minds Intel while I tell ya one step away from an abacus My skull's got ya buggin when I hit the set sluggin I send a Shockwave through ya system like an Internet Plug-In My wit is slick expect to feel harmin me is absurd Cause bit by bit ya gettin drilled like the Army Reserve Ya third's gettin heated as ya poor mind is lit From the core of my flyest shit itch ould give ya psor-eye-asis As Stress sits and worries about whose slang is cuttin I get busier than Rza during Wu-Tang productions If it ain't crystal clear by now Stress who's advancin You can send your next tourney rhymes to me for enhancement --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ STRESS COMING SOON |
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