02-01-2013, 07:24 PM | #1 |
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Round 2: UserName vs Himself
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Occupation: Cook let the record show...i USED to be a cook, n the crowds was bitches til self worked a show near me...and put the whole place outta business… Self’s got perks…he’s event staff, n not to mention man.. He gets to order, and then SELL shit at the concession stand Up next he has to hurry, set aside the burger, put the beer on the shelf Cuz now he has to perform, check passes, n then cheer for himself Speaking of shows…organized crowds?, he doesn’t have time for it ‘cause… ..he can rap, nod his head up n down, n let his chins provide the applause ^that might be the pot callin the kettle black, but lets see how it goes cuz that WAS a cliché, til self decided to eat outta both your ugly n wack…shutup, fag..im not gon' talk nicer fuck ya job...last Event you worked was ya block cypher ive heard ya freestyle....trap got the nerve to be turnin me down? n Event Staff?.....is that what their callin Circus Freaks now? see were both fat…but your just nasty..and quit talking to me Self’s only bringing home the bacon…just to wash with the grease -------------------------------------------------- Himself Occupation: Event Staff Ur a ninja usin cook to get food as ya cover User spittin's more awed than the death of bambi's mother U got a trick aint winnin off what u type U Harlem shake in vertical stripes makin voters hypnotized Ur dreams crumbled coupled by your dad's promise... To be a stunt double, died along with Dave Thomas Dedicated to yo mama, she stuck by you all days But she had no choice walkin thru those narrow hallways Tippin scale contraptions, here's a rare fact You the film that never happened...ERNEST SCARED FAT go perspire, u try to get bold... I'll put ur back to the wire, leave Kanye under jelly rolls Thumb dick put down the drumstick, I'll slam you like a pog Why nobody stopped Dilbert from eatin the little dog While we on, I'm fat as fuck I'm a guy with titties But User's chest could fill-in for the Towers in New York City ------------------------------------------------------------- |
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