02-03-2013, 02:12 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
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West: [05] Himself vs [13] Toil
Himself:
<a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/toil.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Toil'; return true"> </a> You look like a black British tourist...the type i go rob Hows Krusty the Clown? You Jamaican Sideshow Bob Dude's black with a mop top, got hair like gummy worms Why you look like Mario Van Peebles with a crummy perm? Your a thumb with a mouth...hairline up like 10 floors Ya forehead stops ya hair and eyebrows Civil War This Jean Claude imposter, makes rastas be disgraced That aint a goatee, his 'stache trying ta runaway Smoke me? Silly Toilet couldnt toke enough Show love, its the founder of Milli Vanilli kareoke club This cat Toil is rippin it, bein a beast in the booth But thats expected shit, when ur a British Sabretooth Cuz Toil hunts fish, wit no worms on his pole Just sports a wetsuit and dumps his head in the bowl Toil's fake Vanilli face is forever outta shape His speedbump chin makes like half his body weight A black gumby, all ya raps crumby...the kind u waste Chin Hair? Next time you rhyme, shave...wipin ya face When you walk by a barber, the guy's neck will snap Like "thats what Toadstool had under the mushroom cap" A dirty white kid, not bathin till next April Couldnt get an Encore, even if u could afford cable Your only filler for the board, i'll make you filler for a morgue His head's a landfill for still-born Umbillical cords My rap's anticipated, even your pulse is waiting Paperclip guy on-screen sayin "damn, Arnold and Predator mated" Cuz Toil's a limburger case wit a cheese of disgrace And his mom feels guilty when a smile's on his face <HR WIDTH="450" ALIGN="LEFT"> Toil: <a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/himself.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Himself'; return true"> </a> lets go tubby.. just peeped ya pic, it made me gape in amazement i never knew ethopia was home to overweight cavemen if ya cant handle beef, ill make ya cry cus ya look like the cannibal chief, that ate his tribe we know ya bodies fat too, dont say the flab lessons youre like a digital clock, cus you always have seconds ya look like a pig in ya pic, i dont think ya planned ta cus why would a third world nigga, turn his nose up at a camera? either im tripping, or its the light in this place but for a moment, i thought i was rhyming to a mic with a face Himself admitted hes gay, ill pound his dome but since when did Freeway get down syndrome? fuck ya nostril, im carving a hole thas deeper cus youre the fucking cause of all the starving in africa ya easy to beat, but ya belly is too fat i would make lite of ya, but not even diets cud do that gotta give props to Royce, tho his sales are hyped but it appears that his diss track, made Bizarre pale with fright my verse is tasty, it shows how ull never be shit id make ya lick ya lips, but thatd arrose Storm Gs dick i know ure in al Quieda, but a shave wudnt harm ya im guessing you didnt have a razor, in ya cave with Osama ya look like ya always give in, to hunger and thirst but i bet ur not even fat, theres just a bomb under ya shirt Defcon spams this site, u give him some help i bet ya cheeks arent even that fat, its just his cum in ya mouth ya hairs more uneven than how ya losing this tussle but its cool how u can do the peoples eyebrow, without moving a muscle now a message to the voters: be blunt on this match cus if ya sugar coat ya reply, tubby will have a pre lunch snack |
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