02-24-2018, 10:17 AM | #1 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,267
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
CRED vs BLEAK - BLEAK WINS VIA NS!
Waddup, NCG's! President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course! I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP! The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned. If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
__________________
- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) |
02-24-2018, 04:54 PM | #2 |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 17624433 |
Sup like 12 unless you're writing more
|
02-24-2018, 11:57 PM | #3 |
The Biggest
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,254
Battle Record: 67-32
Accomplishments - Gun Bar King
Champed - Fight Night 3
- Fight Night 10
- Fight Night 12
- Battle Arena League
Rep Power: 85899380 |
Last edited by sral; 03-03-2018 at 02:50 AM. |
03-02-2018, 03:15 PM | #4 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,267
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
__________________
- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) |
03-02-2018, 11:56 PM | #5 | |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 17624433 |
Really Yeah she thick but... Many traversed those mountaintops, less as the thot age Only range you're in now is an 80-90 percent one that you caught AIDS He's thinking 'got a lady in the streets, freaky in the bed.' Na, she a lady if you buying &she was sleepin w/ ur friends. Fr tho, she thick bro. look Puerto Rican from the back Like... the smell of a family 4 deep in a van w/ no windows cracked So much heat in my mattress that I sleep w/ no blanket. While you was snuggled up, heated covers &that^^^bitch hoe stankin Her mongol fam stay in barns &that's the whore's trap, friend All you'll find is Chlamydia where those horse tracks end U don't know A Woman's Worth, thinkn she's Superwoman or Mrs. C No One can do it better than me, &THAT's when Alicia missed a key. If I could write for this you can write for what i posted lol @Cred 12
__________________
Quote:
like a woolah what it do to one’s medulla oblongata- revenge of Montezuma on a blotter
Last edited by bleak; 03-03-2018 at 03:15 AM. |
|
03-03-2018, 05:12 PM | #6 |
White Earl
|
Yo you fucking went harf in here bleak. Props. This prolly my favorite diss verse so far this week and ive peeped every battle thats open. Dope shit. No wonder dude no showed
__________________
-A.bove T.he R.est |
03-03-2018, 07:09 PM | #7 |
GOAT
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,826
Battle Record: 14-17
Champed - Site Diss Competition
- Tag Tournament III
- Lyric Olympics
- Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant"
Rep Power: 0 |
Windows cracked lol
Horse track end was good. Really liked those. Ever since Cred got exposed for biting he just hasn't been the same. He's trying to look for old smack battles with less than 30,000 views so he can get new material undetected.
__________________
Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.
|
03-03-2018, 09:35 PM | #8 |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 17624433 |
Thx for the feed y'all much appreciated. Whoever gets me next rnd is gonna wonder how he didn't have 20 dropped with an hour lol
Voting some point tmrw maybe tonight |
03-03-2018, 09:39 PM | #9 |
DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 34230532 |
__________________
It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
03-03-2018, 09:54 PM | #10 | |
yeet
Join Date: Mar 1993
Posts: 3,956
Battle Record: 20-34
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 17624433 |
For sure. @sraL
__________________
Quote:
like a woolah what it do to one’s medulla oblongata- revenge of Montezuma on a blotter
Last edited by bleak; 03-03-2018 at 09:56 PM. |
|
03-04-2018, 05:11 AM | #11 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,267
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
no problem bruhs I got you
__________________
- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) |
|
|